New York City, 1946. No one knows his real name, but when the job is too dirty, too dangerous, you call Kissyman. Once he was an elite Nazi SS commando, an honorable soldier, a taker of lives. When he was assigned to Dachau and saw what he was actual fighting for, he went AWOL and ran as far away as he could — to America.

He still makes his living with a gun, but he no longer kills for his country. Now, he kills for cash.

A high-profile bodyguard known as “the Gentleman” is the protector of up-and-coming Hollywood starlet Beth Copenhaver. When a sadistic stalker torments Beth, the Gentleman brings in Kissyman to show the stalker the error of his ways.

KISSYMAN & THE GENTLEMAN is two-fisted, nonstop noir action that draws you deep into the murderous world of this most unlikely anti-hero.

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  1. James Snow

    The links for the for Kissyman and the Gentleman is broken, it seems that website no longer has it listed.

    Is there any way to get that back up? My hunt for KatG and the Rookie Mature Audiences Edition have come up fruitless.

  2. JP

    And she’s smart.

    The best of both worlds!


    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

  3. I_AM---

    very informative.

    I have heard Scott talk about GG often but have never gone over and listened. N8, twowire, JP and all the boys here you are right she has a great HOT voice.


    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

  4. JP

    Dang dude!

    Just look at yourself. That thing is sticking so far out of your pajamas, you can hang a hat on it. (Oh, sorry dude, that’s your head.)


    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

  5. JP

    GG is one of my favorite podcasts!

    And hearing her read a string of bad words is great. Scott must have huge influence to sway GG like this!


    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

  6. Twowire

    Now calm down n8

    You know when you get excited your voice cracks. :p

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

  7. flashman

    durty durty gurl!

    Fun and informative!

    Neil laughed. "I’m a soldier, not a cop, ma’am."



  8. Finaldrive

    For sure

    I just listened to it again and it was so much better the second time around! 

    I think she should read the next episode of The Crypt! I’d probably pee myself laughing!


    Disclaimer: Unless otherwise stated I have no idea what I’m talking about.

  9. Finaldrive

    Great Short!!

    That was so funny listening to Grammar Girl reading The Rookie. Such a gentle voice!

    He’d obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.

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