So you're here, and you're thinking, "what the eff is going on, man?" Can't say I blame you. This is the new site that we've been threatening you with for weeks and weeks and weeks. And weeks. We finally made the transition, and like all great wars, there was a significant amount of collateral damage. In our case, due to database issues, we lost somewhere in the vicinity of 120 comments and replies, and we still don't know if the forums took a hit. If your lovely, insightful comments are gone, well, we're sorry about that. YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD, BUT YOU CAN CHANGE IT BACK: Because we're on a new database, the site will make you change your password. But if you do that, log in, then go to your profile page, you can change it right back again. And yes, I know your password is "myunderwears," and that's fine. ORDERING & BUYING: NOW YOU GOT TO SIGN IN Our eCommerce site is with our old vendor, BackMyBook. So when you click on ordering links, you're actually bouncing to another site, and you'll have to sign in. But, buy crap! Because we sell crap! It's a match made in heaven! THINGS WILL BE BROKEN AND THINGS WILL BREAK No, that's the name of Scott's biopic on Ghengis Kahn (in which he stars and directs, after growing a wicked pencil-stache), it means this site is going to be gunked up for a little bit as we sort things out. If you find something that don' work, mang, email firstname.lastname@example.org. Be patient with us, because we are delicate souls. You know how we do.