The Lost FRIENDS episodes

This year is the 20th anniversary of the first season of FRIENDS. Yes-yes, I know, you hate that show, you find it insipid and dumb — and yet you've watched several dozen episodes, and felt bad about yourself for laughing along with them. I loved the show. I couldn't stand David Schwimmer's role, but hey, five out of six ain't bad. To this day, when I want to level a little comedic sexual innuendo, I'll waggle my eyebrows and say: "Hew ... how you doin'?" But little did you know that there was a half-season of episodes that were lost in a bizarre thresher accident (workplace safety on Iowa farms, amiright?). Thank goodness your FDØ has the means and the motive to uncover theses delightful bits of Manhattan madcapness. Unfortunately, I couldn't find the episodes themselves, just a list of their names. I present to you, "The Lost FRIENDS Episodes."

• The One Where Joey Fondles the Llama.

• The One Where Rachel Slips Acid Into the Gang's Coffee.

• The One Where Ross Commits Seppuku.

• The One Where Chandler Turns Cannibal.

• The One With Monica's Shrine to Fidel Castro.

• The One Where Phoebe Plays With A Ouija Board, Gets Possessed, And Goes Wilding In Central Park.

• The One Where Gunther Is Born Again And Pickets The Gays.

• The One Where Joey Gets Shot In The Buttocks.

• The One With Monica's Intervention For Anorexia.

• The One Where Ursula Butchers Phoebe & Takes Her Place, Then Feeds Phoebe To The Unwitting Gang With Some Favre Beans And A Nice Chianti.

And the Very Special Two-Part Season Finale:

• Part 1: The One Where Ross's Monkey Goes Fucking Rabid (And Rips Off Chandler's Junk)

• Part 2: The One Where Chandler Has No Junk