THE ALL-PRO Episode #30

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D'Kow War DogsQuentin leads the Krakens against the D'Kow War Dogs in a game Ionath must win to stay in the hunt for the final playoff spot. Can he take his lumps and do what's best for the team. Can he put aside his hurt and anger and lead the Krakens into the post-season for the first time in nine years?

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FridayFix™: Update of Døøm!

Things are busy around the Lair of Døøm!

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Google Currents Future Dark Øverlord Edition!

Today's FridayFix™ is just to share with y'all some of the happenings around the 'ol Lair of Døøm™. Our publication deadlines are heating up, but we have many things to share with y'all. Below are the links -- it's like an orgy of information!

The Google Currents, Future Dark Øverlord edition!
(Get our content on your iPhone, Android, tablet, etc.)

The ROOKIE Curriculum Guide by Sheila Unwin
(Free download! teach THE ROOKIE in class)

THE REPORTER by Mur Lafferty and Scott Sigler
(Is finally for sale! Get it for your Kindle)

SiglerFest 2012 is open for registration!
(Vegas, baby! Live it up with us Oct 12-13!)

All those, plus we're cleaning up around the site.  Sprucing up the book pages, the About section, stuff like that. Making things spiffy as we head into the GFL summer. In particular, if you want Scott to do someting for you (be on your podcast, be at your con, etc.), make sure you check out the new requests page.

Who writes my books when I'm dead?

Don't violate my literary corpse, bro ...

The Family CorleoneIn the world of "problems I would both like and not like to have," Paramount Pictures is suing the estate of Mario Puzo, author of THE GODFATHER novel, to stop the estate from putting out a new Godfather book. I'll summarize below, but if you want more in-depth coverage, read the article from The Hollywood Reporter and/or Businessweek

The situation in one paragraph (or less)
Mario Puzo is dead. His estate wants to put out a new novel, THE FAMILY CORLEONE, written by Ed Falco. This novel details the rise to power of one Vito Corleone (the role made famous by Marlon Brando) in 1930s New York. Paramount Pictures filed suit that the novel "tarnishes the legacy" of it's films, which were made based on the novel THE GODFATHER, written by Puzo. Proceeds from THE FAMILY CORLEONE will go into escrow while the courts determine the lawuit's result. In retaliation. the Puzo estate is counter-suing to terminate the original 1969 agreement that gave Paramount the movie rights to the book (I will avoid a mafioso line like "if they hit us, we hit them back twice as hard" because I'm mature and shit).

How this impacts me
This case, of course, has nothing to do with me directly. But, it makes a body think about the future legacy of works that I already wrote, am writing today, and will write for the next 352 years of my baby-blood-makes-me-nigh-immortal life. 

Let's say someone buys the movie rights to NOCTURNAL. Let's say NOCTURNAL flick is a smash hit. What does that mean for the story integrity looking out ten, twenty, fifty years or more? Will my heirs someday commission multiple sequels to cash in on what I created and you guys dig? I'll be in the ground so I probably won't care, but story is the only real legacy an author can leave. 

Just look at Marvel and DC:
The ongoing reinventions of Batman and Spiderman show that an author's original storyline is irrelevant when coporations own copyrights. Granted, those were works-for-hire, and corporations have owned Batman and Spiderman from day one (correct me if I'm wrong, here, I'm not an expert on comics history). So the people who came up with those original tales of the Dark Knight before he was the Dark Knight can't say shit as Frank Miller totally upends their creation and makes it something new. If I was the guy who created the original storyline? As an author who works very, very hard on creating solid stories, I'd want to come back from the dead and murder everyone involved. I'm a bitter ghost like that.

NOCTURNAL, the sequel! Based on the novel INFECTED:
When INFECTED was optioned for a movie in 2008, part of the deal was that the studio could make an INFECTED II and I would have no say over what that might be. So, while I had a perfectly kick-ass sequel with CONTAGIOUS, the studio could opt to go in a completely different direction. I tried not to think that INFECTED II might be as God-awful as HIGHLANDER II. To watch something I'd spent a decade on turned into a cash-grab piece of shlock? That would be a living nightmare. Yes-yes, I know, "First World Problems" and all, but that's not hyperbole.

Sometimes we creative types can get crazy-possessive of what we make. It's that obsessive nature that makes us slave over it, re-write it, edit it, re-write it again and again to make it the best if can be that brings it up to a certain level of quality. The story matters. It's not "just a book" to me. It is to you, and that's fine, but that is my creation. Would you tell Dr. Frankenstein to chill the fuck out when the villagers burn his monster? You could, but Doc would pimp-slap you all across the lab.

Which begs the big question: who controls quality after I'm dead?
And the answer is, I don't know. I know that the Puzo Estate thinks they can control quality (and cash in as well, let's be honest here). I know Paramount Pictures thinks they can control quality (and cash in as well, let's be honest here). This is about money. But is this also about protecting the integrity of a story that has surpassed mere entertainment and become part of the American culture? 

Should creators take the money while they can, or should they try and find a way to protect their legacy? What if someone wrote GONE WITH THE WIND II: SCARLET FLASHES THEM TITTIES? How would that impact a piece of our shared identity? 

What do you think?
As fans, I'd love to hear your thoughts. Say I get eaten by a rabid llama tomorrow. Should the GFL series be done, or should someone else write it? What if ARealGirl hires my nemesis J.C. Hutchinssssss to write it? If I had a grave (which I won't, because my ashes will be spread over the ashes of Marilyn Monroe (awww yeah)), would I be turning in it? As the person who'd control that business, does ARealGirl have the right to party on with the story, both to make her duckets and to satisfy all y'all who want to know what happens?

Comment. I'll be watching. 

THE ALL-PRO Episode #29

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Happy Mother's Day!

To Pirates t-shirtsQuentin continues to come to grips with the devastating change in his life. He has it out with Doc Patah, who betrayed him with a vicious lie. A practice-field battle with Virak the Mean could end Quentin's season -- right before a critical matchup with the To Pirates (and yeah, you can click on that To Pirates T-shirt at right to order one for yourself, or for your Mom).

SIGLERFEST REGISTRATION IS OPEN!
Oct. 11-14, the Orleans Hotel in Las Vegas, NV. Go to our Siglerfest page to learn more and to hopefully sign up, so ARealGirl and I can see your smilin' face.

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FridayFix™: SiglerFest 2012 is now open!

October 11 - 14, 2012 in Las Vegas!

October 12 & 13, 2012
The Orleans Hotel & Casino
4500 West Tropicana Avenue
Las Vegas, NV 89103

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Siglerfest XXXThe time has come! SiglerFest 2012 registration is now open! To register, click the PayPal button below. Registration is $45.
 
To reserve sleeping rooms at the hotel, please click here to go to the Orleans Group reservations websiteand use the code A2SFC10.

Alternatively , you can call the Guest Reservations number at (800) 675-3267 and identify yourself as part of the group SiglerFest.

If you missed SiglerFest 2011, I'm not going to lie, you missed a damn good time. Some of Scott's cousins will be in attendance. Will Pope Siglericus XXX make another appearance? How about Soupbone the Wonder Pimp? Word is that Francis Dominick Olivieri is crazy for the craps table.

If you came last year, leave a comment below and tell people what you thought. If you didn't come, consider it -- an affordable getaway weekend in Vegas, live recordings of original stories, all of your friends from this site, and the FDØ in rare form.

Looking forward to seeeing y'all in October!

Movie review: DARK SHADOWS

Check out a 3-minute review of the new Tim Burton flick, DARK SHADOWS, starring Johnny Depp and Michelle Pfeiffer. See that "share" button in the movie player's upper right-hand corner? Click it, share it, and be shiney.

DVD review: PLAYBACK

Christian Slater does that indie horror thang

Ah, Christian Slater, that face of the 80s, star of HEATHERS, BROKEN ARROW, INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE, TRUE ROMANCE and more, what's he up to these days? He's busting out a little indie horror in PLAYBACK, which was released on DVD May 8.

I'm a fan. I like his work. This movie? Maybe not so much. As a bonus to my fellow 80s kids, though, there are two scenes with Mark Metcalf, who was the screaming guy in the Twisted Sister video "We're Not Gonna Take It" (and, yeah, also in ANIMAL HOUSE).

This isn't Slater's first foray into indie horror. He did that abysmal ALONE IN THE DARK video game adaptation. Like in Playback, he did a good job in a terrible movie.

Check out the review. It's three frickin' minutes, and has some surprises inside. It's like Cracker Jacks in video form, but it tastes more like day-old gym socks than caramel.

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Sometimes, you just gotta chill

Emma chillin' in the grassI know that my previous blog posts may have been a bit ... caustic. Granted, someone had to curse out those infernal moving boxes, and someone had go get real about the way you humans make fun of retarded cats, but today is not about that. 

Sometimes, you just got to lay the hell down. If there is grass available, even better.

I won't lie to you pups: I'm old as hell. Sometimes that can make me surly. Other times, like today, I get all introspective. Cut me some slack -- occasionally us old girls can get a bit emotional.

Your "Future Dark Øverlord" and I went to the beach today. I don't get that close to the sand, as that loose footing will screw up a girl's hips, but we enjoyed the nice weather and took in some fresh air. By the way, who invented sand? Someone who hated old dogs, that's who. Yeah, I know those asshole cats (even the old ones) can walk across it all goddamn day, but when they fall they drop, what, six or seven inches? Physics is on their side. Not so much for the more advanced, larger mammals, like myself. Being higher up on the evolutionary ladder can sometimes carry a powerful price. 

So today, I'm not crotchety or surly or even a little bit mean. I'm just chillin'. Warm sun on my face, cool grass on my body, a day like today is hard to beat. All you dogs out there, when the sun comes out, make sure you take your owners somewhere and just sit for a spell. Take your shoes off. Make sure you let your people know that you're not going to be around forever, and their lives are probably too damn hectic as it is -- they could stand a few hours sitting on their butts not doing a damn thing other than hanging out with you.

You know that phrase "at least I'm looking at the green side of the grass?" Shit, dawg; today, I'm laying on it. And that's pretty hard to beat.

THE ALL-PRO Episode #28

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In Episode #27, Quentin received a visit from another family member, and found out a horrible secret that threatens to tear his world apart. In this episode, we see the fallout from that critical moment.

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PANDEMIC update

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May is pretty much dedicated to the first draft of PANDEMIC, which is the third and final book in the INFECTED trilogy. I'm 40,000 words in, and it feels like it will be about 160,000 words total. By comparison, ANCESTOR was 150,000 words, and NOCTURNAL was 195,000.

I won't give spoilers here for INFECTED and CONTAGIOUS, but if you've read those you know I have quite a challenge in establishing the protagonists for PANDEMIC. So far so good, I think, although y'all will be the real test for that. 

The first quarter of the book has been slow because of research and working with my consultants to make sure we get as much of the science and military action as correct as possible. I won't lie, the science here is wacky. I'm trying to build on the shiz you saw in the first two books and also add another level of "holy shit." As for the military side of things, I'll get an early thanks out to Lt. Commander Joe Root, US Navy. Joe has helped with THE CRYPT, but this is my first novel to have extensive naval action and I am emailing the living hell out of Joe. Another newcomer to the consultant stable is Chris Otto, a friend of mine since I was in high school. Chris was a commercial diver who worked the Great Lakes and the Gulf of Mexico, and his experiences are hopefully going to make this book come alive. 

Overall it's so far, so good, but I'm entering a tricky phase of transitioning from the local level to a larger scope. The shift in focus depends heavily on timelines, who is where and when they are there, the needs of the plot and trying at all times to make the story work with characters behaving like you and I would (were we cast into the midst of a global catyclysm, of course). I'm very excited to finish up this draft and get it to Tha Shiv at Crown, so the real work can begin. He did such a kick-ass job editing NOCTURNAL I can't wait to see his suggestions for PANDEMIC

PANDEMIC is due out Spring of 2013.

Movie review: THE AVENGERS

Man, am I pooped. My old ass went to the midnight release of THE AVENGERS last night, which meant I was up until 4am. Oh, don't worry, the Døg of Evil made sure I couldn't sleep in at all, so I have that going for me. Which is nice.

THE AVENGERS was rocking. As a comic book fan from way back in the day and a die-hard CHAMPIONS player in high school, this movie got super fights right. Iron man vs. Thor vs. Captain America alone is worth the price of admission, let alone Thor vs. Hulk, which alone was worth my $12. They were that much fun. And all of this outside of the fights against Loki (which really aren't all that spectacular).

I thought the acting was excellent. Marvel has done such a great job of type-casting that these people make it look so natural. Chris Evans is f-ing perfect as the squeaky-clean Captain America: dude looks like a walking World War II recruiting poster. Chris Hemsworth is a solid Thor, and Robert Downey Jr. has set the standard so high for Iron Man it's hard to imagine who could play the role in the inevitable re-boot five years from now. Scarlet Johanson is quite at home in the skin-tight bodysuit of Black Widow and Jeremy Renner does a decent job trying to make Hawkeye shine amidts far bigger "super" stars, but Mark Rufalo doesn't really do anything for the role of Bruce Banner. His CGI Ruffalo-faced Hulk, however? Holy crap on a cracker, the green giant totally steals the show. 

And just in case you missed the memo? Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury. My nerd-chub is still throbbing the next day. What? You want more Hollywood powah? Gwyneth Paltro gives good face as Iron Man's best girl Pepper Pots, and Tom Hiddleston's evil Loki grin is a slam-dunk. 

I think the real star of the show is director Joss Whedon. Giving generous screen time to each of these A-list actors and their legendary super-characters was a major challenge, and Whedon pulls it off. Everyone gets a chance to shine. Whedon keeps the pace moving through the mandatory "all is lost" moments. He has to do some serious juggling to show everything off -- I'm betting there are two or three directors could have done it better, but 99 percent of them would have done far, far worse.

Plot-wize, it's kind of a thrown-together schmoz. Whedon has a lot to do and a short amount of time in which to do it. Where they are talking story, for the most part I was thinking "yeah-yeah, I know, you have to justify something so that people can square off in a super-powered battle royale, so let's keep it short, shall we?"

I'm not crazy about Loki as the choice for the first Avengers flick. Once you've got a Norse god and an alien army ripping the shit out of NYC, it's hard to step that up a notch for the sequel. And trying to keep track of god-powers vs. Iron Man's weaponry vs. just how super is Captain America, anyway? is impossible, so just don't do it -- sit back and watch the face-smashing. 

The reason to see this flick at the theater? Fights, pure and simple. If you are now or ever were a comic book fan, THE AVENGERS is an eye orgy that will leave you spent. And I'm not talking about "graphic novels" or whatever the artsy, angsty, "we're Hipsters pretending to be nerds" term of the day is for the modern comic, I'm talking about the late 80s pulp where kicking bad guys in their Super-Nuts was what sold the books. 

My final take: THE AVENGERS is why it's still worth it to see a movie in the theater. Don't wait for it to hit your home screen, because you'll probably be watching it again there anyway. 

THE ALL-PRO Episode #27

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The Krakens celebrate last week's upset victory -- all but George Starcher, who is starting to slip into a funk. Is he going "crazy" for real? Quentin, John and Ju join Quentin's dad and Gredok the Splithead for a celebratory dinner, a dinner that will not end well.  

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Movie review: THE RAVEN

THE RAVEN with John Cusak opens tonight, so here's my game-day review of this Edgar Allan Poe-inspired flick. Now, since I can't reach anyone at YouTube to get permission to include movie trailers in my vids, I made my own trailer. It's wayyyyy better than the original, I'll have you know.  

The thing is, if I embed the actualy trailer, YouTube won't allow it to be embedded on this blog or allow it to be played on mobile devices (which pissed Junkie ExotiKali off to no end). So, I get to bust out my film-making chops and produce my own. 

Watch this before you go to the theater, peeps. 

FridayFix™: SiglerFest 2012 Information Poll!

Final details are almost here! Weigh in with your opinions!
 
Yes, I know you guys want details on how to book your Las Vegas travel arrangements for SiglerFest. Yes, I know you're anxious to start planning your glorious trip. Trust me, I want you guys to climb on-board the SiglerFest train too — just give me a little bit more time to get things ready for you. 

Frankie speaking at SiglerFest 2011


In the meantime, you can help shape the event by clicking here and filling out this survey for me.
 
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  • The hotel isn't finalized as yet. We're trying hard, but it's still not quite done. We strongly advise you to wait until you hear official details in this feed before making any arrangements.
  • Current plan is for informal gathering on Thursday night for anyone who has already arrived, SiglerFest 2012 Friday and Saturday with informal evening things, and unstructured Sunday morning prior to departure.
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NOCTURNAL German edition out Dec. 10.

German-language edition of NOCTURNAL is out Dec. 10, 2012Normally, Heyne Publishing creates a new cover for my books. This time out, seems like they did the American verstion. How cool is that name? 

For all you Deutsche speakers, it's out Dec. 10.

Click here to pre-order.

First look! ROOKIE and STARTER paperback covers!

Coming to a bookstore near you August 7th!
THE ROOKIE paperback cover THE STARTER paperback cover
Cover design by Scott E. Pond. Figures by Adrian Bogart.

With everything else we've got going on over here, we're still working hard in the background on getting the paperbacks ready for print.  Newly edited manuscripts are in the expert hands of the Diva of Design as we speak, and I present the covers for your perusal here.  Enjoy!

Both books publish August 7, 2012, and are available for pre-order now.

DVD review: THE DARKEST HOUR

Darkest Hour DVD

The DVD of THE DARKEST HOUR came out April 10, so I thought I'd take a shot in the face so that you don't have to. I was just born a giving person. Don't blame yourself if you're not as giving as me, okay?

Synopses: A pair of programmers travel to Moscow to get investors for their bar-hopping Facebook app, and like the Facebook story, when they arrive they've been ripped off by their partner who takes the idea for his own. Then, everyone goes to the bar. Then, balls of light float down. Then, oh shit, the balls of light are aliens that melt your face (and your other parts as well). Our heroes hide in the bar basement, and when they come out they might very well be the last people on Earth! 

This is a scifi/horror flick that tries to put a slightly different spin on the classic alien invasion script. Starring Emile Hirsch (SPEED RACER) and Olivia Thirbly (DREDD), it's INDEPENDENCE DAY over Moscow instead of DC, it's PREDATOR with balls of light instead of a whoop-ass crab-face monster, and -- if you're old enough for this one -- it's NIGHT OF THE COMET without the lighthearted humor.

The monster CGI is kind of fun, and the death scenes are done very well (as you can tell in my video review). I wasn't keen on the acting and the plot is as a formulaic as formulaic gets.

Overall, this is a fun 90 minutes if you can NetFlix it, or rent it if you watch movies for the FX and not for the plot, but do not buy the DVD, folks.

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THE ALL-PRO Episode #26

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In this episode, Dan & Akbar & Tarat the Smasher are back for another installment of the Galaxy's Greatest Sports show. Quentin and the Krakens head to planet Fortress to take on undefeated arch-rival Wabash. John Tweedy introduces the "Puke-A-Tron Model B."

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2-minute movie review: CABIN IN THE WOODS

Click on the image above to watch the 2-minute movie review of the horror flick that everyone is raving about.

CABIN IN THE WOODS really turns the horror genre upside down. And also left and right. And possibly at various angles. It's like the Mary Lou Retton of horror flicks, and -- yes -- it sticks the landing. Starring Chris Hemsworth (THOR, AVENGERS) and Kirsten Connolly (THE HAPPENING), CABIN is a must-see in theaters. Don't wait to watch it at home. 

Hemsworth is the marquis name, but the real star is every nerd's buddy Joss Whedon. Joss produced the move and co-wrote the screenplay with Drew Goddard (scriptwriter for CLOVERFIELD). The script of CABIN is full of whip-smart ideas, fantastic dialogue and multiple reveals. It sounds cliché, but it's true: you think you know what's happening, but you don't, and at the end you will want to see it again to catch all the in-movie references. I think CABIN has "see something new every time" re-watch cred akin to THE SIXTH SENSE and PULP FICTION

CABIN feels an awful lot like SCREAM, in that it openly embraces the horror-movie stereotypes by writing them into the plot. I think that's called being "meta." Sure, you know the "whore," the "alpha jock," the "stoner" and the "virgin girl," but when the movie actually talks about these stereotypes it changes the game. CABIN tries to do for monster/paranormal horror flicks what SCREAM did for the slasher genre (a movie called FEAST did the same thing with monster flicks, but CABIN is approaching it from an entirely different level). 

Providing the comic relief, Bradley Whitford (BILLY MADISON) and Richard Jenkins (SIX FEET UNDER) absolutely nail it, bringing an OFFICE SPACE vibe to the flick that will make you long for those corporate parties. 

FridayFix™: BONES ARE WHITE is now available!

We snuck this one is on ya!

Today's FridayFix™ is officially sharing the news that BONES ARE WHITE is available in most ebook outlets. With the timing of NOCTURNAL's release, we kind of snuck this one out there without much fanfare, so I'm making sure y'all know. 

You can snag a copy here in our store, or at your favorite ebook outlet. We've distributed them to iTunes, Amazon, nook, Sony and the like,
but they have varying timelines for publication -- so if you don't see it yet at your favorite place, please know that's on their end, not mine, and I can't help much.

Buy from us: Bones are White
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Get it directly from the Kindle store: Bones Are White


The NOCTURNAL Prize Packs have been deployed!

Ten lucky winners are receiving heavy boxes of Døøm!
Earlier this week I sent out the NOCTURNAL prize pack to the ten winners. Stuffed to the gills with great books, cool Sigler swag, and even a tiny little luchador* they will hopefully make our ten winner's weeks a little bit cooler. And if not cooler, the blow-pops I stuck in at the last minute will at least make it a little sweeter.  Congrats to the winners!

My favorite bits? The EARTHCORE MP3 cd, which is super rare, and the full color proof of THE ALL-PRO insert, signed by Scott E Pond (our in-house graphic designer and creator of said insert) and the FDØ himself. Only these ten exist.

I'm including a few pics here, and enjoying the winner's pics on twitter too.

*Caveat: A few luchadors were injured in packing these boxes, but they are made of plastic so go cry to PETA all you want we don't give a crap.


It's MC Hammer's fault, or "why I will never donate to a campaign again"

Pretty sure this is a residual thing from donating to the Obama campaign in 2008. Ever since I did that, I have been hassled endlessly with politicians sticking their hand out asking for money, and getting anti-Republican messages so overly simplistic it shows me that politicians think we are all in the third grade. I take that back -- name-calling at recess was far more intelligent than the vomit spewed out by myopic Left and Right Wingers. 

But seriously, Democrats, what the hell makes you think that:
  • I have $500 to spend on dinner.
  • That I would give you said $500 for anything, let alone "retiring the District Attorney campaign debt." Know what? If you don't have it, don't spend it, then you won't have to have these fund-raisers.
  • That people will shell out five Franklins to watch MC Hammer chow down.
I will ask for the twentieth time, to be taken off of these lists, and I will be ignored for the twentieth time. 

* Now don't get me wrong, I got nothin' but love for the Hammer. He made a fortune, blew a fortune, then made a fortune again. He's like rap's version of Donald Trump in that way (only without the comb-over). I'm just not down to pay $500 to see the man, that's all.

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Movie review: Junkies vote on what I review on Friday!

Junkies, this week you get to pick what movie I will review on Friday, the day new movies are released.

Hopefully this is the beginning of a weekly event here, where Junkies decide if I get to see something fun, or if I am subjected to the latest goddamn Nicholas Sparks m-fing piece of romantic splooge.

So exercise your (rare) right in Siglerism, and vote!

What? You didn't see my review of LOCKOUT on YouTube? Sheesh! Click and watch, suckas, click and watch.
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THE ALL-PRO Episode #25

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Quentin is the most sought-after free-agent quarterback in the league. His agent, Danny Lundy, is fielding offers from the McMurdro Murderers, the Mars Planets and the galaxy's most-popular franchise, the To Pirates. But is Quentin even paying attention? He's happy spending time with his dad, and for once taking a break from a constant focus on football. 

In this episode, it all comes to a head as Quentin and Danny sit down with Gredok the Splithead for a final contract negotiation. Next season, will Quentin suit up in something other than the Orange and the Black?

THE QUEST FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLER LIST: 
Junkies, we did not make the list with NOCTURNAL. It's a major let-down for me, I won't lie. I spend about twenty minutes at the end of this episode talking about the ramifications of missing that goal. Things they are a-changing. 

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