My Lions were 0-3. The Bears were 1-2, and not very good. This seemed like a great chance for new Lions head coach Dan Campbell to notch his first win.
I thought to myself: let’s go big! All-new lineup! Sit the vets, start a rookie, and let’s throw in a free agent signing as well!
A […]
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I am not excited about this game. I think I would be more excited about a double barium enema than this game. Watching people try to tackle Ravens QB Lamar in the open field is like watching those guys trying to bring down a greased-up Jason Statham in THE TRANSPORTER. He’s trouble […]
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After watching my Detroit Lions flail about for some 40+ years, I have finally realized the reason they suck — that reason is me.
In particular, my absolutely inexcusable lack of statistical tracking of the Lions clothes I wear on game day.
How can the organization itself be blamed when I don’t know which shirts […]
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On March 24, 2005, Scott released his first podcast (episode 1 of EARTHCORE). Here we are, fifteen years later, still kicking out weekly content. To celebrate our crystal anniversary, we’re giving away a crap-ton of eBooks in hopes Scott’s work can help entertain people sidelined by the CORONA-19 pandemic.
I get it every year from readers. Depending on who the hot NFL quarterback is, I get the inevitable, “Quentin Barnes is a lot like X, amiright?” Plenty of NFL QBs are comparable to Quentin in one way or another, but I think the closest I’ve ever seen is Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers.
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We’re sixteen days from the launch of the NFL 2015 campaign. If you’re an NFL fan, then you — like me — are unavoidably thinking that this is the year for your team. Don’t lie, fool, I can tell you’re thinking of a possible 10-6 record, maybe even 12-4, a trip to the playoffs, a couple of […]
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You may ask yourself, “what’s will the cover of THE CHAMPION look like?” Well, David Byrne and I have an answer for you, and that answer will be revealed Tuesday, Sept. 23 at 10am PT over at Goodreads, with our cover reveal event.
Junkies, sometimes teams update their helmets. Your favorite NFL team’s lid has likely gone through a few changes: some are dramatic, some are subtle. The Ionath Krakens are considering a helmet re-design for the 2686 season, and team owner Gredok the Splithead has decided to leave it up to you, the fan.
We’ve had problems with overzealous fans “stuffing the ballot box” in previous polls, so you have to have a registered profile to vote. You get one vote. We’ll check IPs if we have to (but we don’t want to). We love you all, but you’re crazy with the ballot-box stuffing, so get your one vote in and let the fans decide!
STEPS TO VOTE:
1) Sign into your account on this site (or create one by clicking here).
2) Put a comment on this post with one of the following choices: Current, Modified #1 or Modified #2
We’ll close the poll at midnight Eastern time on Sunday, June 22. The winning design will be included in the book’s text. Boom!
That’s right, Junkies, THE ROOKIE is finally available as a full-length, unabridged, ad-free audiobook. You can get the whole honkin’ 17-hour audiobook and enjoy the smashmouth scifi, the gridiron gore, and the quest for the ring (GFL championship ring, that is).
GET IT AT:
• Tunes
• Amazon Audio
• Audible (If you aren’t already an Audible customer, it’s free as part of a 30-day, no-risk trial)
ALL FOUR GFL AUDIOBOOKS
NOW AVAILABLE!
Just in time for you to bone up before THE CHAMPION hits in September, 2014.
• THE ROOKIE
• THE STARTER
• THE ALL-PRO
• THE MVP
• THE CHAMPION (Sept. 2014).
ALREADY GOT THE ROOKIE? THEN LEAVE A REVIEW, MANG!
It’s brand-new, so the reviews at Audible and iTunes are looking a bit bare. If you listened to the story already and don’t want to experience this gritty coming-of-age story a second time, do us a favor and leave a review (or two, or in all three places). Reviews are author gold and one of the best ways to show your love for a work.
SPOILER ALERT! If you haven’t read THE MVP, then move the hell along. Here there be spoilers …
“He surveyed the oblong playing surface. One hundred and fifty yards long from end-to-end, about sixty yards wide at the middle, marked by a line that split the field into two equal […]
Continue Reading →We’re joining those nutty #CyberMonday kids and putting our hard covers on sale! That’s right, between now and midnight tomorrow night (that’s Tuesday, 11:59pm EST) all hard cover books in our inventory are only $25.
