Sigler Ascension Day (month) sale!

THE SALE OF THE CENTURY! Of the year, anyway. Or month. Whatever.

4+1=50% off Sigler Ascension Day sale

It’s April 1, the anniversary of the day Junkies put Siglerism on the map by pushing the paperback of ANCESTOR to #1 on Amazon’s Scifi and Horror bestseller charts. Every year on this day, we try to do something fun. This year, our “fun” is, unfortunately, Scott’s cousin Bodie, who was recently put in charge of Empty Set Entertainment’s online marketing.

Get all in-stock T-shirts for 50% off + shipping, from April 1 to May 1, at scottsigler.com/shop. Shirts for the Krakens, the Orbiting Death, the Murderers, the Jacks, from Siglerfests and more. Half-off is $7.50 US for most, depending on size.

Of course, since we are podcasters, we have audio of this momentous event.

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We even tried to make a funny audiogram text-thingie. There’s two things we can say about it: 1) Cousin Bodie will notpass this month’s Empty Set drug screening, and 2) we did say we tried to make it funny — we write horror novels for a living, okay?

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THE GANGSTER Episode #17

Gredok received an ultimatum from — of all sentients — Ma Tweedy, who told the Splithead to steer clear of conflicts with Quentin. As if that weren’t problematic enough, Wakhan Reed is about to deliver a report that will cast a veil of suspicion over one of the Leader’s key underlings. Meanwhile, the woman who saved Quentin’s life gave him a hypodermic gun loaded with a strange substance to use against Gredok. What is in that vial, and how far will Quentin go to protect those he loves against the ruthless gangster’s rage?

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SWINGERS

StorySmack Episode #64

Scott, ARealGirl, and Empty Set Movie Maven Rob Otto break down this game-changing indie flick that helped launch the careers of Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn, and Ron Livingston. Come on, beautiful babies, and join us for a drink.

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THE GANGSTER Episode #16

After the attempt on his life at Randall Hospital in New York City, Quentin stays safe in his yacht, which is in orbit above Earth and under the protection of a Planetary Union warship. He still doesn’t know the identity of the woman who killed the assassins that wanted him dead. With Choto and Big Mike onboard, Quentin tries to rehab his arm by enduring the grueling workout regimen of Marcus Diablo, former trainer of Intergalactic Heavyweight Champion Chaiyal “the Heretic” North.

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EXECUTIVE DECISION

StorySmack Episode #63

We take a deep dive into this schlock-tastic 90s action flick, starring Kurt Russel, Steven Segal, and Halle Berry. Did you know the on-set feud between Russel and Segal forced a rewrite of the script? We will cover that and more!

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THE GANGSTER Episode #15

Gredok the Splithead sent his former Planetary Union police detective operative Wakhan Reed to investigate Jonathan Sandoval’s bombing of the Touchback, an attack that caused the deaths of Fong-Ga-Kal, Bobby Brobst, Kopor the Climber, and head coach Hokor the Hookchest. And, Gredok’s constant manipulation of and threats toward his players is about to cost him more than he bargained for.

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POINT BREAK

StorySmack Episode #62

Can you believe it’s been 30 years since this beast of a flick came out? Join Scott, ARealGirl, and Empty Set Movie Maven Rob Otto as we cover this Bigelow/Reeves/Swayze classic.

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THE GANGSTER Episode #14

With the ceremony over, Quentin has to test the loyalty of a once-trusted friend. And it’s time for the two-time Galaxy Bowl-winning QB to get his fat ass back in the gym, with a new trainer ready to push him to the limit.

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A CHRISTMAS STORY

StorySmack Episode #61

Join ARealGirl, Scott, and Empty Set Movie Maven & Midwest BB Gun Champ Rob Otto as we break down the cast and the story behind one of the greatest holiday movies of all time. We’ll talk your ear out. SONSABITCHIN BUMPUSES!!!

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THE GANGSTER Episode #13

Quentin’s and Becca’s big day isn’t over yet, not until Q has a heart-to-heart with a former member of the Zoroastrian Guild. Frederico Esteban Giuseppe Gonzaga is working with a certain black-furred crime boss to find out who was behind the Touchback bombing — what has Fred learned thus far?

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THE KARATE KID

StorySmack Episode #60

That’s right, wax it on, wax it off. Scott & A do a deep dive into this sports movie classic, along with the help of Rob Otto, Empty Set Movie Maven, and 16th-place runner-up at the 1991 All Valley Karate Tournament.

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THE GANGSTER Episode #12

Gredok is beset by enemies on all sides. How does he protect himself when he sleeps? Quentin’s whipsaw life brings yet another first-time event — and, for this one, hopefully, a last-time event.

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THE GANGSTER Episode #11

Quentin has received news that will change his life forever — he’s going to be a father. With someone out to murder him, what can he do to protect his new family, and himself? And, his efforts to hide the true number of sentients in the Church of Quentin Barnes bought him time, but has that time run out?

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THE GANGSTER Episode #10

While at Doc Ganagatti’s clinic in New York City on Earth, Quentin, Becca and Choto narrowly avoided an assassination attempt. Choto was severely wounded. Fred spirited them away from the danger, but who was behind the attack? Was it Gredok the Splithead? And if it wasn’t, who is out to kill Quentin?

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THE GANGSTER Episode #9

Quentin finds out if his arm can be fixed or if he’s done on the gridiron, but there are far larger problems afoot. His life is about to change in a big, big way.

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THE GANGSTER Episode #8

In Book V, THE CHAMPION, Doc Patah told Quentin that his throwing arm’s nerve damage was too severe to be repaired and that his gridiron career was over. Quentin threatened Patah to keep that information secret so that Gredok the Splithead would not find out. Quentin later talked to GFL chief surgeon Doc Ganagatti, who said Quentin had one chance to repair his arm — an experimental procedure that can only be done at Ganagatti’s sports medicine clinic in New York City on Earth. As Quentin, Becca, Fred, and Choto drink a toast to their fallen coach, Hokor the Hookchest, the quartet prepares for a sol system trip.

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