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Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

  • Jack: you’re crazy! You’re fucking crazy!

    (Dennis Hopper): No. Poor people are crazy, Jack, rich people are eccentric!

    I’ve always been a huge Batman fan; I’ll never get rid of all those comics and paraphenalia! I absolutely can’t wait for the next movie!!

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Joker: You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness… and I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun! I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

    I believe the film is full of one liners and lengthier quotes. As a fan I can’t wait until I believe next july to watch the last chapter of The Dark Knight in theaters

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

    On Planet Bullsh!t! … In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks.

    You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. ….. It ws Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin’ that sh!t up everyday.

    With your wits, you won’t get past the front door.

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    “This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.”

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    The Joker: It’s not about money… It’s about… sending a message. Everything burns!

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw
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    ‎”I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend!”

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    Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time!”

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    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    thanky for linky

    flying monkey say WWHHEEEEEeeeEEE!

    I wasn’t at that particular signing. I managed to eschew airborne primate aggression.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Flying Monkey attack!!

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    … a flying monkey attack…

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    They are wonderfully trashy!

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum – Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    OBEY

    never fess up as cool and utterly rediculously funny it was he wont tell and no one will claim air reiding the FDO’s balls with a cape wearing monkey

    A Flying Spoon, and Faithful Servent of The FDO

    not very P.C. but funny!

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum – Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Awesome!! Did you ever see the lines that she said for that scene that where not allowed??

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum – Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    fess up Monkeyman

    It’s not a movie but its still awesome….

    FDO : Are there any flying monkeys in the audience?

    Crowd: (laughs)

    FDO: No seriously it was like a surgical strike on my junk….really check it out on Youtube!

    A Flying Spoon, and Faithful Servent of The FDO

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    That was some of the funniest shit I’d seen in YEARS! Final fight of the movie: Priceless. Planning a party using Black Dynamite as a drinking game. I’m thinking everytime he refers to himself in the third person we drink. I’d say take a shot for every chick he sleeps with but everyone would be blitzed in the first 5 minutes of the movie…

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    – It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Dale: If you’re a dick your whole life, your next shell’ll be made of shit. Okay? If you’re an asshole you’re gonna come back as a cockroach, or a worm, or a fuggin anal bead. Okay? If you’re a man, and you act heroic, you’ll come back as an eagle! You’ll come back as a dragon. You’ll come back as Jude Law. Okay? WHich would you rather be?

    Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.

    Dale: It belongs to me.

    Red: Then the dragon.

    Spontaneity has its time and place

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Nice Del, apparently you have to much time on your hands also.

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum – Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    “My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.”
    Such a classic movie… and DEFINITELY the greatest Mel Brooks’ film…

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    What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.”
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    is that it was totally improvised. The director told Roddy Piper “just come up with something” and the only thing he could think of was the bubblegum he had to spit out before they did the scene.

    Freakin’ genius.

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    “So the Wife says “I’ve stabbed the son-of-bitch in the back plenty of times and he never died before!”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    >>>slides in from Sex & Nudity>>> …:::NBK:::… >>>off to Dragoncon

    I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum.

    neighbor take warning

    Wear a seat belt

    Smile

    emoticons
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    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    … she’s gone away…

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Corn(what ever) says ” no, no mister willis.”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    Now I just need to find time to watch it.

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    – It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Xenia, Ohio. Xenia, Ohio. A few years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people, left and right. Dogs died. Cats died. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. People’s legs and neck bones were sticking out. Oliver found a leg on his roof. A lot of people’s fathers died, and were killed by the great tornado. I saw a girl fly through the sky, and I looked up her skirt. Her skull was smashed. And some kids died. My neighbor was killed in that house. He used to ride bikes and three-wheelers. They never found his head. I always thought that was funny. People died in Xenia. Before dad died, he had a bad case of the diabetes.

    ~GUMMO

    I knew a guy who was dyslexic, but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right.

    classic

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Correct, correct and correct, I should have entered the titles but then it would have been no fun… after looking at some of these post I have decided we should make a dialogue with all of them. Then act it out, then post it on i-tunes in a podcast.

    Thats alright… I still have my guitar.

    Zorg: I know.

    Netflix stream that shit RIGHT. NOW.
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    I have to know. Because it is genius.

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    – It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Just started reading this book and twitter feed by Justin Halpern… funny crap. Here’s an example:

    “Look, we’re basically on earth to sh*t and f*ck. So unless your job’s to help people sh*t or f*ck, it’s not that important, so relax.”

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    if I thought it would do any good.

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

    How Tall are you boy?

    5’6 SIR!

    Holy Dogshit I didn’t know that stcked shit that high. Hell I like you, you can come home and fuck my sister!!

    oops…. I pooped

    Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for Kung Fu treachery!”

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    I thought I had the first one, but the others threw me. And then I was wondering if they were all from the same source, which would have made it even weirder.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    “Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.”

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    – It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    “We’re on the express elevator to Hell…Going DOWN.”

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    – It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    While I did really enjoy the movie in all it’s campy, gory, NPH glory, the book was monumentally better. Heinlein for the win.

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    – It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Walter Sobchak in the Big Lebowski

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    – It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    me first: “not at the table, Carlos”Laughing

    First is Back to the Future. Third is A Fistful of Dollars. Second?? have to google it i guess

    Are those all from the same source?

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    “What the hells a jiggawatt?!”

    “Shut the fuck up Donnie!”

    “My mistake, four coffins.”

    Thats alright… I still have my guitar.

    “Thrilled.”

    And

    “That’s the best show I ever did.”

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    it’s a great line as is, but he way he pulled it off was gold.
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    “Bunch of ‘low-down, ho-down, well-then-there” motherfuckers!”

    **Just direct-a your feetza to Daddy Greene’s Pizza!**

    i changed my mind. your fav is now my fav. you can have mine if you want.

    “Mul-tee-pass!”

    “Yeah, she knows it’s a multipass! Anyway, we’re in love.”
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    Irene:Stay away from me, Hank! I know what you have planned, OK? I saw your so-called “supplies.”

    Hank: Oh… that! I wasn’t gonna just… ram it home, you know. I was gonna… lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.

    Irene: I was talking about the shovel and the lime.

    Or anything else from Me, Myself & Irene

    I’m gonna stir your brain like Skippy peanut butter!!!

    that may be my favorite in the movie. she so hot speaking that broken english Tongue out

    Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed

    [Pushes the glass off the table. It shatters on the floor, and several small machines come out to clean it up]

    Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color.

    – It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    And at least you’re good at the important one.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Drop your socks and grab your… Copy of Ancestor! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings

    i cant decide

    my youtube – http://www.youtube.com/user/SWGmovies something something. lol

    “…did Doogie Houser just steal my fucking car?”
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    I saw what ever movie this was when I was a kid and I can’t remember what it was

    Drop your socks and grab your… Copy of Ancestor! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings

    Get off my mom seeings how I just got off yours!

    *maybe we should start a “yo mamma” thread*

    Drop your socks and grab your… Copy of Ancestor! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings

    but she’s our witch!

    **Just direct-a your feetza to Daddy Greene’s Pizza!**

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    I can’t remember to take out the trash, or what I had for dinner last night, but I can remember every episode of Doctor Who (and Torchwood) with absolute clarity!
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    but my fave Doctor of all time was Tom Baker and the writers have written sooooo much of him into Matt Smith’s Doctor. The more I watch him, the more I see Tom Baker. Most of this season’s stories have been really quirky and fun, too. ‘Old Skool’ Doctor Who.

    And yeah…the finale was awesome. Very clever (and an emotional rollercoaster). I’m sure you’ll love it!
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    your stepfather Jamal in that home movie your mother keeps

    or am i thinking of another flick?

    Anyone know from what? Anyone?

    Drop your socks and grab your… Copy of Ancestor! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings

    i’m on season 5, just havent finished downloading all thw eps. yetWink

    Just finished the Angels arc for season 5. Good to hear the finale is worth while. This new Doctor hasn’t completly grown on me yet. Tennant will be very hard to replace.

    – It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    I was in the middle of agreeing with you two on Blink – which was amazing – when I remembered the Christopher Eccleston episode “The Doctor Dances”. The last few minutes of that elevate it to my favorite episode.

    – It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Is how much of season 5 is now Retconned?

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Best of both worlds then!

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

    …and Australian tanned skin. Apparently, my English and German heritage cancelled out the freckles. :p
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    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

    ….probably inherited from my Scottish great-grandfather (born Ferry Port On Craig, Fife). But I don’t drink whisky. 🙂
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    don’t drink Scotch Whisky, or have ginger hair, or like Irn BRu etc

    LOL Cool

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

    You’re from the UK and you’re not a Doctor Who fan? Seriously??? What’s wrong with you, boy?! I’ve been a hardcore fan since I was but a wee bairn!
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    I’ve never seen it. I tried watching an episode with John Simm in it and thought it was terrible so I bailed out.

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

    ….I’m assuming Unalive and I are talking about the same thing (I don’t know of too many other shows where angels take the phone box!) If we are, then it’s Doctor Who.
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    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

    Ok, I will keep my mouth firmly shut! (I was talking about the finale of series/season FIVE!) You’ve got an excellent few months ahead of you. Enjoy! 🙂
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    well dont say anything. i still have to watch ep. 12 and 13 and anything after that if there are more

    ‘Blink’ is probably still my fave episode…but that finale? Wow. Still in shock. I hope you guys aren’t too far behind us. 🙂
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    That is, until the latest series finale…which made me wet my pants (when all my favourite baddies showed up), then made me cry (I won’t say why, in case the US is behind us).
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    (my favorite ep.)

    wish someone would use that little trick on Perry Dawsey

    But you know what happens, don’t cha?

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

    kid: “go then, there are other worlds than these”

    man: -scratches head, thinks it through….then drops the f’n kid down a hole LOL

    “The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.”

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

    Your clothes, give them to me

    So, it’s like, one louder.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Just saw this one again after many years… classic!

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    “Aliens? US?! Is this one of your Earth jokes?”

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

    “Every time I press one of these black buttons labeled in black on a black background a black light lights up black to let me know I’ve done it.”

    Doc
    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin’ at him.
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    I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

    who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

    I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important! Valor pleases you, Crom… so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

    If you bend the truth or I think you’re bending the truth, I’ll kill ya. If you forget anything, I’ll kill ya. In fact, you’re gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I’ve just said? ‘Cause if you don’t, I’ll kill ya! Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.

    Home of Wheel of Fish

    Great movie! And the knockout punch that follows that line…totally justified!

    “The Druids: we don’t know who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy lives on.” (From “This is Spinal Tap”)

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    Love it. The whole goes to 11 thing is over used. This one? Sweet

    Take no prisoners. Take no ….small bottoms! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

    Do you know what “nemesis” means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Love this movie.

    Take no prisoners. Take no ….bad guesses! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

    the need for speed

    I’m afraid I can’t do that.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    …I’m gonna whip you silly and I’m gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.”
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    …a cock in a frock on a rock. 🙂
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    Frank: Come on, fuck me. That’s it. Come on. Come and fuck me. Come on. Fuck me.
    *Bernadette knees Frank in the groin*
    Bernadette: There! Now you’re fucked!
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    just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it’s the only bang you’re ever gonna get, sweetheart!

    • Proud Member of GirlCo, Evil Incarnate, Member of the Gutter Sistren, and Pastry Princess

    Would you like to know more?

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

    a complete waste of life to actually watch it as it’s a load of pants, but I think guys like it 🙂 I’s just that line that has stuck in my head from the day I saw the movie to now.

    “This Land”

    I repeat – I will offend again!!!
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    (After standing on the roof shooting plates like a skeet shooter)
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    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    … His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachnofiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest.

    Oh God, oh God, we’re all going to die?

    A heinous crime, a show of force

    (a murder would be nice of course)

    He rides across the nation, the throughbred of sin.

    He got the application that you just sent in.

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Aussie movie , late 90’s, I think.

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    Head Coach

    Wabash Wolfpack

    … one of the strangely disturbing lines of all time. What was that movie???

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    Can’t remember the movie name.. bit it was Australia and guy pierce was in it. A shocker of a line!

    Dirty dancing.

    So, who the hell did you fuck to get this job?
    Myself… was easier than it looked.
    Yeah… fucking yourself always is.

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    “It’s fucking Sunday. And I’ve got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours ‘cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I’m SO FUCKING ANGRY?”
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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Thank you.

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “Abashed the devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is, and saw virtue in her shape.”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “You know, Lake Erie actually caught on fire once from all the crap floating around in it. I wish I could’ve seen that.”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    When Bart and Lili first meet, after the lights go out and you hear Lili say “it’s twue! It’s twue!”, originally there was a follow up of Bart saying “Uhhh…..you’re suckin’ on my arm.”

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women.

    “I gotta say something about that guy up there, and I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, metal, and G-U-T-S, guts! Why, Ted Striker has got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in out large intestine, including the colon!”

    ~ Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

    “When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real…”

    ~ Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    … for every time I’ve heard that, I’d be a friggin millionaire.

    Why is that the response for everything I say…?

    ~ Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    They say you get to do the weird stuff

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    Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

    Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

    ~ Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

    “And they was right.”

    ~ Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo! ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Mongo only pawn in game of life.

    I watched it with my daughter the other night and the second it finished she asked if we could watch it again! In the past few days she has watched it dozens of times and is listening to the soundtrack when she is not watching! (Guess putting it on her iPod wasn’t the best idea…)

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    …ness problem that has plagued our city…”
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    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Hook: Fly to the rescue, Pan. I’ll shoot you… right through your noble intentions.

    Peter: Oh the cleverness of me!

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    Taggart: We’ll work up a Number 6 on ’em.

    Lamarr: “Number 6”? I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that one.
    Taggart: Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a-whompin’ and a-whumpin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
    Lamarr: You spare the women?
    Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
    Lamarr: Marvelous!

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    Jayguana

    Screwball: I vote we run like hell

    Brown Tom: I second the motion

    The Lord of Darkness: I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night. Sunshine is my destroyer.

    Of course, I only own one copy of Legend. At one point I had 4 of The Last Unicorn (one VHS, one regular DVD, and two special edition DVD’s – I think people know I heart that movie!)

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    first time I saw it was in first grade where it was shown to the class because “hey, it’s a cartoon, cartoons are for kids”.

    Needless to say, we didn’t get to see the whole thing. :-p

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    Stewie: “Well, I’d love to stay and chat… but you’re a total bitch.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    And I thought “Legend” 🙂

    Looney: “I got a bad feeling about this.”

    Totter: “Impossible! In order to have a bad feeling you must have at first had a good feeling. Therefore you have no frame of reference.”

    You’re a bunch of scary, alcoholic bums!

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    King Haggard: You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous

    Schmendrick: It’s a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is

    Amalthea: But I’m always dreaming, even when I’m awake

    Schmendrick: There are no happy endings because nothing ends

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    I’m poverty’s new sherrif! And I’m bashing in the slums!

    …To be all crazy!

    “So I thank my girlfriend Penny. Yeah, we totally had sex.”

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “You shouldn’t hit your kids.”

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    Head Coach

    Wabash Wolfpack

    that song’s been stuck in my brainpan for the last 20 minutes or so.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    You, and you and Mostly Me! And you….

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren “But I’m always dreaming, even when I’m awake”

    Anything said by Harold Shand (Bob Hoskins) in this movie is fantastic, these are some of my fav’s…

    Attendant. They kept it all incognito. They’re gonna collect the body in an ice cream van.
    Harold. There’s a lot of dignity in that, isn’t there? Going out like a raspberry ripple.

    “Nothing unusual,” he says! Eric’s been blown to smithereens, Colin’s been carved up, and I’ve got a bomb in me casino, and you say nothing unusual?

    Harold. Move to the car, Billy, or I’ll blow your spine off.
    Billy. That’s not a shooter, is it, Harold?
    Harold. Oh don’t be silly, Billy. Would I come hunting for you with me fingers?

    What I’m looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an ‘ot dog, know what I mean?

    I’m gonna stir your brain like Skippy peanut butter!!!

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

    But I would still just like to say “Ow” to that one! Either “ow” or “why?????????????”

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    Kiss

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    “Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

    “Can you hammer a nine inch nail through a board with your penis?”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “You look horribly familiar”

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    they both could work! LOL!! I think I’ll go with “Mess with the best…” for now and use the other line situationally. Wink

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    But you’re right – they do both have a nice ring! Whatever happened to that Twitterific boyfriend of yours anyway…. Tongue out

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Which one??

    “I hope you don’t screw like you type.”

    or

    “Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

    They both could work! Wink

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    one of the most important lines in the movie:

    “Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

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    for the forums here.

    “I hope you don’t screw like you type.”

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Another great line!

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    “Oo, his hardware matches her wetware.”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    The Plague: There is no right and wrong. There’s only fun and boring.

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But again, truth be told, if you’re looking for the guilty you need only look into a mirror.” -V for Vendetta

    • Proud Member of GirlCo, Evil Incarnate, Member of the Gutter Sistren, and Pastry Princess

    One of my favorite movies!

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    I always liked: Never send a boy to do a woman’s job

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    My dog ate my stash, I had to follow him around with a baggy for a week.

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Dont remember the movie

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    where I hid that thing that time.

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    My car just hit a water buffalo.

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Partridge: (begins to read from Yeats) “But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.” I assume you dream, Preston.

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.”

    So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    Do you smell something?

    –Ray Stantz

    *hits the ‘like’ button*

    gunga gunga galunga

    “In stores tomorrow. Look for it in the “Im out of my fricking mind department.””

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “Sure, sure, I know… it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. “Whoops! I’m so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn’t my week.””

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    that dude’s funny as hell.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Jayne, upon seeing Inara escorting a female politician to her quarters:

    “I’ll be in my bunk”
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    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Mike Rowe – Dirty Jobs

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    Head Coach

    Wabash Wolfpack

    I second that nomination (and I’m wearing the t-shirt to prove it!) Tongue out

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

    How could we have missed that line! Best line ever hands down absofuckinglutely! 🙂

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Twice Over!

    “I don’t know what that is, but it sure as fuck ain’t no cow” is the best one-liner I’ve ever heard / read.

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

    “You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    “This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    “Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    “Cinderella boy. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    “While the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth.”

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “I have not come for what you hoped to do. I’ve come for what you did.”

    Whole lot of excellent quotes in that movie!

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smell like fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish.”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that… and I don’t mean your legs.”

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    Jayguana

    “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

    “NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    “I can kill you with my mind.”

    Isn’t that a Hunter Thompson line? Probably from “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Jack MacReady, upon watching Starla Grant impale one of the infected people through the head with a metal fence post:

    “Bitch is hardcore.”

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

    Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People’s Front?
    Reg: Fuck off! ….We’re the People’s Front of Judea.

    I’m gonna stir your brain like Skippy peanut butter!!!

    Chandler: “Funny, ha ha? Or funny…” *makes gun with hand and pretends to blow his brains out*

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She’s a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape”

    Don’t know how we haved missed this one!

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    I say it all the time and people just look at me like “what the hell does that mean?”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    No Bounce, No Play.

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    Head Coach

    Wabash Wolfpack

    From every single episode of every single paranormal/ghost hunter show on TV.

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    Wabash Wolfpack

    Mongol General: “Conan! What is best in life?”
    Conan: “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    “Jesus-Christ-bananas, some fuckarow this is turning into.”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush”

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    I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Twice Over!

    Tongue out

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Bill: Roof roof roof grrr roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof

    (I asked her about this line once I stopped laughing and she said “Bill is a dog, what else would he say?”)

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    Recent knee surgery has left me temporarily “unavailable”.

    Great to be back, even in a someone limited capacity.

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    Head Coach

    Wabash Wolfpack

    “In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.” – From “A Princess of Mars” (1917)

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    MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

    “So how was the date?” “Two blind people a bottle of wine and a revolving door, How do you think it went?”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Dr. Marvin: I want some peace and quiet!

    Bob: Well, I’ll be quiet.

    Siggy: I’ll be peace!

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    I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

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    Wabash Wolfpack

    “Why that”s too bad because I was gonna tell you your face looks like a hat full of assholes.”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”!

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    “You can’t fix stupid!”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “They call Me…Tatersalad…”

    “There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    “Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    “Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    Gotta love those high school girls … I get older, they stay the same age

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    Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

    The most common of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia!

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    To borrow a quote from a very green and furry guy. Just watched Gran Torino again and that sums it up nicely. 🙂

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Twice Over!

    Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

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    “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

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    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    This is one of my favs:

    “Don’t bother arguing with an idiot, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience”

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    as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!

    Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
    Number Two: Sea Bass.
    Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
    Number Two: They’re mutated sea bass.
    Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
    Number Two: Absolutely.
    Dr. Evil: Oh well, that’s a start.

    No, this is me in a nutshell: “Help! I’m in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?”

    One… Hundred… BILLION DOLLARS!

    I have an even better idea. I’m going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.

    The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

    AUSTIN POWERS!

    “When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset… people die!”

    I’ve got a PHD in Horribleness…

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Not really what I’d call so much a one liner, but in my opinion one of the greatest sentences ever in a book from Josh Bazell’s Beat the Reaper:

    “When God is truly angry, he will not send angels with fiery swords; he’ll send Magdalena, and then take her away.”

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

    -heavy metal is the law-

    we’re men in tights. YES!

    Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

    good drop!

    Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

    No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry’ Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape… after I kill Count Rugen.

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    “The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.”

    I’m surrounded by @$sholes!

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    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, inventor of words

    I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with *ME*!

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Twice Over!

    “all we need to know from you is whether they can survive the trip”

    “Honestly, I don’t know how they survived the tests!”

    NASA approved!

    “Get off the nuclear warhead.”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “They’ve gone plaid!”

    “Look, nothing personal guys, but you look like the top half of an S and M wedding cake.”

    “We deal in lead.”

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    Jayguana

    “If you can’t blind them with science, baffle them with bullsh!t”

    Not a heck of a lot of good came out of that movie, but I just love Riddler’s:

    “Joygasm!”

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    Richno3…….out

    Homer: “I am so smart, I am so smart, s.m.r.t doh!, I mean s.m.a.r.t” or something close to that… 🙂

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Twice Over!

    “Spider-pig, Spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does!”

    “Where’s my cat?”

    “Yeah, well, I’m an expert in nameology”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    ‘To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!”

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, inventor of words

    And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “Whip me, beat me, take away my charge cards NASA is talking”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    “Well fuck me they cleared it!”

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    Jayguana

    “Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”

    “…looks like he was serial crushed by some HUGE frickin guy!”

    “you know what we need? Some Rope!”

    “I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum”

    Not only a great quote (from a horrible movie) but also a motto to live by!

    Nightmare on Elm street

    “Look at that guy, he’s as wide-eyed-mad as a Brahma Bull getting a three-pound suppository!”

    “That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn, I find one more- just one- and I’m gonna catch him and staple his ass shut. “

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    Jayguana

    “Well grease me up like a well-used Sock monkey, Masara, that’s Quentin Barnes at Tail Back!”

    “Otherwise the Krakens have about as much chance as a naked nun at a Purist Nation rapist convention!”

    “They do Masara, like the mother of three hot triplets who just realized her jail-bait daughters are well into puberty and drawing the attention of the void-bike gang next door.”

    “Yippee Ki-Yay, muthaf*cka!”

    “you got knocked the fuck out, man”

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    Jayguana

    “Murdock…Im coming to get you!”

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    Jayguana

    …is no basis for a system of government.

    You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

    If I went around saying I was Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away”.

    “Im your worst nighmare!”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    …Bull shit!” – The Green Fairy from Euro Trip

    fiona and me do it in my van every sunday!” Matt Damon in Euro Trip (Best Random Cameo EVER)

    “Your “best”! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen”

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    Jayguana

    …where I parked my Car!” Cooper from Euro-Trip

    …The Need for SPEED!” Ok so it’s Tom Cruise but its still a good line

    Holy shit… are you nuking me??

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    Jayguana

    “This is a fair court”

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“nah…Pookie Borrowed my hula hoop” – Bryan Clauser

3 is the number and the number ye shall count is 3. not 1 nor 2 as these are not enough unless you shall then follow the count with 3. 4 is too many and 5 is right out.

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“What is your favorite color? Uhhh red… NO BLUE! AHHHHHHH!!!”

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Jayguana

We are now the knights who say ecky ecky ecky fetang zoompoing zvzwww

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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

but I got better

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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

Fetcher la vache

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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

Shouldn’t need a tag for that one.

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Jayguana

and your father smelled of elderberries!

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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

That rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide

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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

“Somebody said “alien” she thought they said “illegal alien” and signed up!”

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Jayguana

Stop your grinnin and drop your linen!

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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

Not fair!! I haven’t in like 6 months! Im still in search of gainfull employment

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Jayguana

Game over, man! Game over!

M. Night Shot-his-wad

Thanks Jay!! I’m celebrating as we speak!!! LOL!!! Wink

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“But, Bill, those are historical babes

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Jayguana

“I reject your reality and substitute my own!” -Adam Savage

“you’re saying I can dodge Bullets?” – Neo

“I know Kung-fu!”

“Have you ever shot your gun up in the air and yelled Ahhhh?”

“So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?”

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Jayguana

It’s a simple question of weight ratio: a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut!!”

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

“Well you can kiss my ass. Not on the left side, not on the right side, but right in the middle!”

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy

…wel I got his HEAD!” – Happy Gilmore

“WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE LATELY?!?” – Wesley Gibson

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Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

“The hammer is my penis!” – Captain Hammer

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  • “No stems, no seeds that you don’t need, Acapolca Gold is Some bad ass weed.”

    For Belladonna420!

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    Jayguana

    “It’s not enough to bash in heads, you have to bash in Minds!”

    “You got me in a vendetta kind of mood, you’ll tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man that killed you.”

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    Jayguana

    “Shoot him in the face. Put him down like a dog.'”

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    Jayguana

    We are the knights who say…NI!

    LOOK AT THE BONES!

    “If we construct a large wooden badger…”

    “Balls!”
    and
    “do you think Bad Horse didn’t work on his whinny? … His terrible Death whinny…”

    “I came for you, motherfucker”!!!

    I scream this when I play video games now. it’s too funnylame not to.

    Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

    “The bed is on my foot! The bed is on my foot!”

    That was a great sketch.

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  • “He was a journalist <snip> …a particularly fragrant piece of shit”.

    “I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!”

    Lets see if I can get both jokes right.

    “So the other night Im going down on my wife and I say “Geeze you got a big pussy, Geeze you got a big pussy” and she says “why did you say it twice?” and I said “I didn’t””

    “The other night I told my wife “I’d like a little pussy” and she says “Ya me too, mines as big as a house!””

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    Jayguana

    “Never trust a sicilian when death is on the line”

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    Jayguana

    I’ve built up a resistance to Iocain Powder…

    One of the greatest action movies ever.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

    “Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Karras!”

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    Jayguana

    “NO TICKET!”

    It is like a finger pointing to the moon, don’t look at the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory

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    Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

    That’s an awesome line/film

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    Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

    He’s dug in deeper than an Alabama tick – or – “You’re bleedin'” – “I ain’t got time to bleed”

    “If I wanted your opinion, I’d beat it out of you.”

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy

    Hello, My name in Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

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    Jayguana

    you can’t fuck your sister and expect much good to come of it.”

    Why aren’t you reading Preacher yet?

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    If it bleeds, we can kill it…

    WOORKSHED

    “Almost only counts in Horseshoes and hand-grenades!”

    “Kick it in the guts, Barry” The Goose – Mad Max

    Now whenever anything mechanical has to be started anywhere in Australia – somewhere someone will always say, “kick it in the guts …. insert name of key-turner here”

    Junkie: Big Gavin “Some people are like Slinkies, good for nothing but fun to push down the stairs.”

    I’m betting I don’t have to source that one

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  • “I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum… and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

    “This reminds me of my father’s last words ‘Don’t son, that gun is loaded!'” Lance Henriksen in “Stone Cold”

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    Jayguana

    So I notice that at one time or another we have all used a favorite one liner in our posts. So I thought we should have a place we can post the ones that we can’t fit into our regular conversations. TV shows, movies, books or even songs are all good here, lay out the scene if you want.

    Example: The show “Friends” Joey dances into the apartment then around it and goes back out the door. Ross says “I guess he musta gotten the part in that play. And Chandler says “Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.

    So come on Junkies I know you all have something to add to this thread! So in the immortal words of Kent from Real Genius “Ok god, let me have it!”

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