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Virtual Bar Fight!

  • But I’m not taking it back.

    and Kali, that’s completely different than WHAT?!
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    Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Head Biker Babe of the Chang Bangers Bike Club & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
    MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    It’s always been Bon Jovi for me…. {sighs}
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    Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Head Biker Babe of the Chang Bangers Bike Club & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
    MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST

    Yes you did.
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    Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Head Biker Babe of the Chang Bangers Bike Club & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
    MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST

    In all honesty I couldn’t name a Justin Beiber song if my life depended on it.

    But I was trying to think who all the young teeny bopping girls would scream for and that was the best I could do. If it were to truly represent me as a teeny bopping girl I would have said I was screaming for Menudo Wink

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    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Did I type that out loud?

    Justin Beiber???
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    Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Head Biker Babe of the Chang Bangers Bike Club & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
    MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST

    *screams like Justin Beiber’s in the house*
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    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    she was a dirty, dirty girl.

    …actually, the only action was getting hit on by a gay dude. Told him I was straight, but I still had an extra pimp in my step for the rest of the evening because of it.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    we’re trying to get some odds from Vegas on Double Trouble, but so far, all they tell us is “stop fucking calling!!!!”.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    my crowning moment in life was making my therapist vomit uncontrollably.

    😀

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    your knight in shinning armor has returned.

    (typed with an Elvis accent)

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    that’s the best way to clean dust and rocks out of them, after all.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    better?

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    Oh, and I’m great at knockin’ boots!!

    Wait… what?! Oh nevermind! Tongue out

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    Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Head Biker Babe of the {TBA} Bike Club, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]
    MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST!

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    I actually had that phrase in my message, and then deleted it, figuring i’d lob that softball up there for someone else to knock out of the park with their boots.

    Way to knock boots, bella!

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

    wearing the Ancestor thong! Surprised

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    Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Head Biker Babe of the {TBA} Bike Club, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]
    MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST!

    to the levels of immaturity we are capable of!! Laughing

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    Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Head Biker Babe of the {TBA} Bike Club, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]
    MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST!

    With or without Athanas we can hit all sorts of new and fun levels of immaturity!

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    I think we could still be more immature…… Wink

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    Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Head Biker Babe of the {TBA} Bike Club, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]
    MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST!

    While athanas is definitely more verbose, Kevinesque has been coming up with some real gems over in the Photoshop Sigler thread. Between that thread and the South Park avatar mayhem, I think we have immaturity covered Wink

    But yes, I miss athanas too…
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    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Or does it seem more quiet, and mature around here without Athanas polluting the area?

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

    Captcha: the cowers

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    was a perfect addition to the Gutter Sistren!!! Wink

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    *The Juicer*, Head Biker Babe of the {TBA} Bike Club, Gutter Sistren Co-Founder & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]
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    Tongue out

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    *The Juicer*, Head Biker Babe of the {TBA} Bike Club, Gutter Sistren Co-Founder & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]
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    thats the word on the street. Laughing

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    I’m much more interested in the response with the higher rating!! Laughing

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    And I don’t want the naughty stuff to come out until AFTER I win the election. Right? Guys?

    because………

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    *The Juicer*, Head Biker Babe of the {TBA} Bike Club, Gutter Sistren Co-Founder & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]
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    That’s when you got your first taste of true Junkieness!!! Tongue out

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    *The Juicer*, Head Biker Babe of the {TBA} Bike Club, Gutter Sistren Co-Founder & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]
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    and failing. Innocent

    Tongue out

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    It could get messy.

    You know the first real introduction I had to all you amazing people was the chat room at VBF I! Ah, memories! Cool

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    Friday or Saturday night, I’ll stay up all night to accomodate JP & Shady!!! Wink

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    *The Juicer*, Head Biker Babe of the {TBA} Bike Club, Gutter Sistren Co-Founder & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]
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    Maybe we can arrange a pre-virtual bar fight where we discuss balticon and disparage TheFiendMaster. Tongue out We’d just need to find a time that works for Shadygirl & JP…seeing as how they are the hearts of Balticon Kiss
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    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    having some drinks with all my Junkie pals after hearing how much fun Balticon was! Even if it is in a virtual “bar room”!

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    {HA! My 1st reverse twack!!! I rock!!!} Tongue out


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    from raping Alaska, we’ll get this all settled.

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

    I’m in…..Let me know when…..BigJohn????????

    Richno3…….out

    Road Captain for the INSERT NAME HERE Bike Club • SciFiGeek2.0 • Artist for the Damned • Linebacker for the Mars Planets

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    Just say when, I will be there. With out the vodka.

    Richno3…….out

    I see how it is…

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    It was a LOT of soda. 120 ounces in 45 minutes.

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words

    After what we just witnessed with a little soda?

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    This is your BigJohn Godzilla impression, isn’t it?Photobucket
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    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    was looking at the 15th, but that looks like it’s a no go.

    Don’t worry; we’ll keep you up to speed.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    He was out of control!!!!

    He’s gonna have one helluva headache tomorrow! Tongue out

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    I’m ready to put something on my calendar here! When’s Round Two??

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Should we leave you two alone here? Tongue out

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    **takes careful aim and fires a tranq dart into John’s bulbous ass**

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    GARRRGHHHROOWWWLLL!

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words

    I think I’ll have to imbibe quite a bit more myself this time round too… Especially if we’re doing this via Skype!

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    I am soooo not missing the next Virtual Bar Fight. And this *has* to happen before the Junkie*Fest!!

    I’d love to!

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    (thanks to my aunts, no less) that you cannot use video if more than two people are chatting at a time on Skype. But audio works great! And I’m pretty sure you can record video and audio thru it as well. But I still have to verify that. I was at work when they “Skyped” me so I could not try it.

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    I have a Skype account! (call me sometime…)

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    MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

    …I just happened to choose the other.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    We have a junkie here named Jiffy Pop!

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    But I think I’d like to have a rematch or even just another organized chat session before JunkieCon. A year is too long to wait for such a good time!!!

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    But I’m trying to get that fixed by buying a new laptop. Besides, are we talking about for a pre-Junkie*Fest rematch, or are we talking about what actually happens at Junkie*Fest, which gets web-cammed?

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    there’s a good chance doing it wrong the first time is why you didn’t like it.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    I’ll try anything once – twice if I like it! Tongue out

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    “The Filth Wiki.”

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    MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

    has the wench costume. She can be the beer wench! LOL!!! (If they make it in for JunkieCon and only if she wants to, of course!)

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    and they can only be off-screen for a set amount of time – it doesn’t take guys long to pee!!! Laughing

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    You mean other people don’t dress like that every day? Hmm…

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    I’m not so sure it was swearing, or whether we just kept pounding the keyboards with our drunken fists.

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    The insults that were being thrown around. I mean, what kind of Bar Fight would it be without swearing?

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    Going to get a cold one. If we’re talking about the next at-home one, my fridge is definitely out-of sight. If we’re talking at the Junkie*Fest, maybe we’ll have to recruit some beer runners.

    Someone has a wench costume, right? Laughing

    BigJohn

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    This is definitely not a Young Adult activity!

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

    …..or so I’m told.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    at one point, SOMEONE won’t be able to continue.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Should one of the rules of the contest be that both BigJohn and Athanas have to remain on-screen (or some approximation thereof) throughout? Not counting bladder breaks… no one needs to see that!

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    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    You’re not really having fun!

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    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    I dare you to prove it! Tongue out

    (If anything it will take you so long to find all the evidence you’ll just give up!)

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    Remember, it’s Jiffy Josh’s big idea to do Last Man Standing. I suppose we could make it Last Man Blogging, but I’m not sure that would even be legible…

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    is all it takes!!!!!!! Tongue out

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Burnt popcorn smell or not, I don’t think either you or Athanas should do the transcript, especially if we are doing another Century. Anyone participating is exempt from secretarial duties!

    I don’t mind doing it again, but I did miss out on some of the fun trying to keep an accurate summary. I think we’d have to bypass the Sigler chatroom altogether and use Google chat or something similar as I’m pretty sure it will save the transcript for us.

    I don’t know if Skype has that function, so I will have to look into that. Even if it does, we’d still only be able to use the written chat function since I don’t think we can record the video portion of it – although I do have a browser plug-in video recorder – I just don’t know if it’ll record a Skype video. I’ll look into that as well….

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    Phantom is one of the purveyors of filth you speak of! LOL!! Tongue out

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Exceptional track-covering…

    http://www.scottsigler.com/node/3249#comment-88027

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    Have an intimate encounter with a pan of jiffy-pop just ONE TIME…..

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Is to figure out how to record the chat so we don’t have to force you into keeping a transcript again. Which, I would think, you shouldn’t have to do twice anyway. I would do it, but I’m a featured mega-star, and I find that stuff beneath me. Maybe athanas can do it. He smells like burnt popcorn.

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    at least until someone can prove that I’m guilty of anything other than covering my own tracks exceptionally thoroughly

    Pretending to be all innocent and shit!

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    you never know what the purveyors of filth that you find on these forums may suggest!

    I just sent you an invite.

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Skype came with my laptop but I’ve never used it – is it really free? I’m up for anything free! And tequila! The more the merrier!

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    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    You can always do tequila shots with Phantom and I!!

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    and after reading the transcript from the century club i have to be involved in the next battle…. although I stand no chance if tonights inebriation is anything to go by… purely lightweight!

    granted my snow writing is about as legible as a 2 year old on ribena!

    We can do free video chats with Skype too. I just signed up.

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    What’s all the racket? Did I miss something?

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    MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

    to myself when I saw that!!! Actually, I may have said “No fucking way!”

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    I said I was jealous not desperate!!!

    Ugh..trust me, I don’t care what the advertisment says…there is NO GOOD WAY for a woman to pee standing up.

    EDIT: now I need brain bleach to get that image outYell

    Tongue out

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    http://www.shepee.co.uk/

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    That men really are superior to women – they can urinate out of a speeding vehicle without making an unholy mess!

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    this is actually one of the things I wish I could do. As a woman, peeing in a bottle is a hideous thought because the convenience factor isnt there. For a dude, it’s like putting the gas pump into the car. And for that ease of relief I am *jealous*

    as long as any funds went to something important.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    whilest sitting at the table you’re drinking at is a whole ‘nother kind of gutter! Undecided That’s like “living in the gutter” kind of gutter – not “your mind is in the gutter” kind of gutter! LOL!!!

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    I also like the idea that you presented earlier, Josh, about doing things like double-shots or whatever if people donated money. Something like that I think would be cool. Something we didn’t always have to do.

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    That you being a co-founder of the gutter sistren that I would have to go much lower than that to cause you disgust Innocent

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    but the rule was you couldn’t leave the table

    While other stuff is going on.
    So that if John or I want to participate in that, we’ve got to pound our shot, do our haiku and be back in our seat before the minute is up.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    See… for Junkie*Con, I was suggesting you guys do the drinking and OTHERS would read haikus … that way you could piss, burp, puke, etc while junkies read their haikus. But I think its turning into you guys doing circus tricks while drinking. *sheesh*

    both Athanas and I have pea bladders, so the whole “not pissing” thing wouldn’t work too well. Plus, we’d need the time to construct the haikus and limericks and spinning plates and juggling fire and all the other crazy shit it sounds like people are going to make us do.

    Hey Josh, remember when drinking was just drinking?

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    That if I enjoy myself too often I would go blind…I whihs I cloud touch tpye now!

    And count me in for drink related depravity

    We had a similar contest like the drinking every minute for a hundred minutes with no pissing puking or swearing or penalty drinks had to be consumed … I think you earned the title centurion at the end of it…. that makes me a centurion and a cardinal aswell as SPARTACUS!

    stranglebating and crying profusely.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Probably a good idea for me to get to bed early one of these nights anyway! Cool

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    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    I’m not gonna make it tonite either…

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Have a nice date 😉

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

    I have a date with my wife. 🙂

    Athanas will probably be drinking alone; maybe he wouldn’t mind the company.

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    No, it’s not a drinking rematch, it was just going to be a planned chat….which I’m going to miss because I totally spaced it and have plans.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    I just want to make sure not to miss anything. I’m all for helping out the Gutter Sistren total, but I can’t do shots of tequila — makes me spew everytime (trust me, I’ve tried more than once)…

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

    We do outnumber you…

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    But I will ask WHY????

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    I can cross my ankles behind my neck and sort of look like a pretzel. And I can sing “Row, row, row your boat” backwards and in reverse (all the words of the song backwards and all the letters in the words in reverse).

    All right, now that I see that written out I take it back – I pretty much have only one really cool talent. (And please don’t ask how long it took me to learn the Row, row, row your boat thing!)

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    but tequila is quite a bit more potent than beer….. we’d have to work out a fair ratio…

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Did you just say pirates rule? Oh wait – we already had that debate… My bad. Tongue out

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    I’ll be better tomorrow.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    athanas, I think phantom is using pirate logic on you! Or maybe just pirate rules 🙂

    Thank you!

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    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    I’ll get myself a sixer and see how fast I can polish it off.

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    What about if we let the Gutter Sistren combine their drink totals vs. ours?

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    note to self: nothing less than my A+ material with you.

    You are a worthy adversary.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    “If you can’t enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else!”

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    Phantom = 6 tequilas

    add 1 dare

    Mix and enjoy!

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    Sure! They’ll have plenty of water on hand, right? You didn’t specify what you want me to drink, after all!

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    However, I am a little less inclined to get smashed in public. I always end up on the floor with my ankles crossed behind my neck. It’s the weirdest thing….

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    it appears we’ve got us a challenge for the next time around:

    You drank draught and I drank extra stout; how about we flip flop and see what’s up? >:-)

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    but if you ladies want to throw down when John and I lock ’em up again, then I’m all for it. 😀

    ‘specially if there’s a minimum of 4 tequilla shots.

    ‘nd a webcam.

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    And say it would be a blast to do us vs them – but I’d be kidding myself if I didn’t think that meant I was going in it to lose!

    I’m game if you are – I don’t have to drive anywhere and my computer desk is close enough to my bed that I could probably make it at least on top, if not actually under the covers, when I crash! What say you (to either option)?

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    I would tell you I’ll do prety much anything on a dare, but it probably wouldn’t be such a good idea to hand out that information. So I won’t tell you that.

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    But now I’m on to your wily scheme (now that you’ve drawn me a map, recorded the instructions and hired a theatre troupe to demonstrate it) so really, what do you think your chances of winning are?

    Honestly, I don’t know if I can drink 11 of any other type of beer than Guinness at one sitting. Or standing. Or falling.

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    we both enjoy a good Guinness, but if we’re drinking something only the other enjoys, why then, there’s a chance your competetor may not be able to drink all 100 shots, thus earning you a TKO victory.

    I’m trying to be all mentamalogical, ‘n shit.

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    What do you think about all this Phantom???? Your thoughts on these shenanigans?

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    We get Phantom vs. Bella, Athanas vs. BigJohn II, what other pairings? Bob said he was in for beer related shenanigans. Richno3 will play, i betcha…

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    Really? Can’t we just use whatever we want? There’s no real winners or losers except in the pee contest anyway…!

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    we’re just betting on how many we can get you to drink. >:-)

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    a whole new mental image for me. And not just because I happen to be a woman!

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    and since I can get Crazy Stallion again, we’ve got to do malt liquor this time.

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    But I’m sure the Gutter Sistern can come up with some other activity you can cheer for! Kiss

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    I offered up the Double Trouble – which is 120 minutes; Athanas raised the ante with the Last Man Standing, and I’m not one to back down from a challenge, so…

    But you know, Josh and I might want to cheer people on, too…

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    I think YOU brought that up…. I’m happy with seeing you guys do another Century – which you both have practice at now! Tongue out

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    It’s woman logic and you’ll drive yourself mad trying to figure it out.

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    But you expect me and athanas to drink until one of us is no longer standing the first time we all meet? I call double-standard!

    (Or is that still old-fashioned for men?)

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    and raise the ante to 5.

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    A year is too long to wait for another Century!

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    “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila more.

    Four tequila, five tequila, six tequila floor!”

    And that’s on a full stomach…. if I don’t eat anything, all bets are off! Surprised

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    And I don’t think I want to try it when I meet my Junkie friends in person for the very first time!!!

    Call me old fashioned…… Tongue out

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    Phantom = 4 tequilas

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    Where’s your sense of adventure? Have you ever even had your stomach pumped?

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    THAT SAYS THAT!!! I’m so wearing it!!!!!!

    About the “last man standing” thing…. not so sure about that! Laughing

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    I was going to say that’s usually when the clothes start coming off… Hmm, that’s not how its supposed to go?

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    BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

    We used a website that plays a mix of songs that changes every 60 seconds, screaming at you to DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! Part of the fun was betting on who would have to take a whiz first. I lost that bet. We’ll be having a rematch of sorts at Junkie*Con in 2011, if you can somehow find your way up here…! Bella mentioned having a web cam for it, which would be super cool. Doesn’t really change the time difference, and you’d be drinking alone in front of a computer, but we’d love to have you!

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    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila…

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    Can you trust everybody to drink evey minute though, and dont forget the rule that you have to go to the bathroom inbetween drinks! Wish I could play, but my time zone would put in at like 4am or something stupid like that

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    If the next one is at Junkie*Con, I’ll have Bella there to help me with the tequila!

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    If you’ll be at Junkie*Con, we’re going to do a rematch, since athanas is so upset at losing the last one.

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    missed this one. let me know when round two takes place…i accept all beer related challenges, but account for the fact the beers i typically stock range from 8-11.5% alc, not your typical every-day man beer 😉

    Christ, it seems like forever to me…

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    I can’t believe this was 4 weeks ago. It seems, simultaneously, like it was just yesterday, and also 6 months ago.

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    and we’ll have to order some sort of commemorative stein for the occasion.

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    I was told alcohol was going to be taken care of, but that I had to drink what was provided.

    Turns out they got the bright idea to kill my sweet tooth my dictating that I was to drink a 12 pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade and do 20 shots of Peach Schnapps.

    Uhh…took down the Mike’s but only did 12 shots of schnapps. Needless to say I couldn’t stomach anything sweet for several days after.

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    The wife already thinks I’m a freak for drinking in front of the computer!

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    I hadn’t noticed that! Holy sweet!

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    16th birthday, someone gave me a 5th of Tequlia which I promptly drank the whole bottle. Needles to say a night on the bathroom floor and the room spinning, and sick as a dog. I did not touch the stuff for at least 20 years. Now I love the stuff.

    Richno3…….out

    There will be no 20 shots of Vodka for me. Took days to over come that one. LOL

    Richno3…….out

    Look at your shiny new MC badge!
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    I’ll have to look further into it. Stoopid old computer.

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    cause next we’ve got to do Last Man Standing.
    That HAS to be a Friday/Saturday night, though…I’m not planning on functioning at an acceptable level the day after that.

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    Well, what does work with your computer?????

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    The google chat doesn’t work with my antiquated computer 🙁 Still no video for me.

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    the webcam thing too, cuz next time we go VIDEO!!

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    I totally missed the last one…when’s the next virtual bar fight?
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    at a wedding once. It took me many, many years until I was able to go near the stuff again, and even then it was only in margaritas. Then a friend of mine went to Mexico and while he was there, he went on a tequila tour. He learned a lot about tequila and brought home several bottles of real, quality tequila and got me started again on those. Now, that’s the shot of choice at our parties. It’s funny, it started out just being us two and a few others that would partake. Now, when we have a party, pretty much everyone does at least one or two shots of tequila! As a matter of fact, we made tequila jello shots at the Halloween Party. We used lime jello and put gummy worms in them! They were awesome!!!!!!

    Here’s a pic of my best friend serving them to some guests…

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    so the odds are you ladies should enjoy it.
    That being said, if not, just send it to me and I’ll be more than happy to get rid of it. :-p

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    A long time ago, I was drinking Cuervo out of a fifth; it was mostly gone, and then one of my “friends” thought it would be funny to fill the bottle back up with vinegar. I drank pretty much the rest of it and got so violently ill that the mere smell of tequila now evokes a gag reflex. But in the last few years, a better friend has introduced me to quality tequila, which I can drink. Patron, Herradura, etc. Yay progress!

    BigJohn

    as will I. Sounds… interesting.

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    I’ll have to give that a try.

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    with just a hint of tequila. It’s pretty tasty.

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    If we ever have a chance to meet up! Maybe when Athanas gets his junkie-con…

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    Never would have thought to try that one!

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    but a month or two ago, a friend of mine switched me on to Cuervo Especial and Barq’s root beer; that’s about the whole Cuervo I’ll drink these days.

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    I’ll drink pretty much any kind of tequila in a shot glass – it might go against my Irish blood, but it fits right in with my Spanish/Mexican side.

    I love a good Margarita but that absolutely has to be Cuervo. Very fond of the Blue margaritas, but a lot of places around here look at me funny when I ask for one.

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    It was seriously cheap, bottom-shelf crap. My ex and I went through a bottle and a half in about an hour though – playing pool and losing badly (turns out the more you drink the worse you get!). The original deal was you had to do a shot of tequila for every shot you missed. We pretty quickly figured out that was a bad idea but that didn’t stop us! We only quit because we ran out of limes (not that we really needed the limes by that point).

    I guess it wasn’t all bad. I found out what the worm was for about nine months later! (please don’t let my daughter ever see that!!) Innocent

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    No Cuervo! I’ll drink it in a margarita but I won’t do shots of Cuervo.

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    Patron is one of the few tequilas I can drink straight up.

    I had a bad experience with Cuervo back in the day, going shot for shot with a friend who drank it like water. I don’t remember having anything past 8, but apparently, the story goes I kept drinking.
    That’s all they’ll tell me, grinning all the while.

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    I have a feeling you and I could be the best of friends!!! I am a Patron girl all the way!!!!!

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    But you can’t get very far on that before you pass out. And it is astoundingly hard to find anyone willing to do tequila shots with me!

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

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    but the liquor store I went to only had Stout until the delivery truck came in the next couple of days, so I was kind of at their mercy.
    I got it on the way home from work and time was running short, so it was that or something else.

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    will travel!

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    I have a gmail account as well and am so there!

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    No wonder you were having such problems. I was drinking Guinness Draught, at 4%. Also, the Draught is nitrongenated, not carbonated, so less bubbly (and the feeling of fullness that goes along with the carbonation). There’s no way I would try to drink 12 GES. The draught is what you get on tap.

    BigJohn

    hell, that’s when things get REALLY creative.

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    picked up from the liquor store; I believe it comes in at 5%.

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    *sniff*Cry
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    Personally I’d rather do shots of scotch (single-malt only please, none of the blended crap), but I’d last only about 20 minutes or so on that. That’s when the first ten shots would hit me, and I’d spend the next hour wishing I hadn’t done the other ten. 🙂

    **All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space.”**

    to explain it to you, but I figured if you didn’t know what it meant, you didn’t know the movie so there was no point. But now you say you OWN the DVD and you didn’t get it?!?!?!? SHAME ON YOU!!!!

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    but we were drinking! Tongue out And in Richno3’s defense, I think he started off with Vodka…. But it was all funny as hell, and that’s all that matters!!

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    But I didn’t realize I had no reserves!

    BigJohn

    Sounds AWESOME. Count me in!

    you drank them all on Tuesday! LOL!!! Tongue out

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    And sadness of sadness, my cupboard, fridge and garage were bare.

    I worte a haiku about it. Like to hear it? Here it goes.

    BigJohn wants a beer
    But there are none to be found
    Fuck a duck, this sucks.

    BigJohn

    “Below-the-Concrete-of-the-Gutter Sistren” sounds stupid!!!!!!!!

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    someone has to dig the gutter, and to do it properly it’s normally wise to lay a concrete foundation to help sustain the structural integrity of the gutter, so in a matter of speaking, one could be below the concrete of the gutter.

    I think THAT’S where Kali is.

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    cuz that seems to be where Kali lives…Tongue out

    BigJohn

    I was just saying that I agreed with him.
    Pervert.

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    I’ve got a gmail account as well. So if you need help testing, I can assist.
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    We’ll have to do a test run one of these days to see how many can join in at one time.

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    I just don’t know if they have a limit on group chat. I know I”ve talked to 3 other people at one time before, so I don’t know if it has a 4 person limit or if that’s all that were chatting at the time.

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    Ditto on the gmail.

    BigJohn

    and it has video chat too.

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    Festina Lente (Make Haste Slowly)

    Jayguana

    Probably. I do know it’d be easier to integrate video if we did it that way, though…

    Just sayin’.

    BigJohn

    Me & athanas were…less than satisfied.

    BigJohn

    I did miss out on a lot of actual chatting. I just wanted to make sure I got everything. But after reading it, I think a few lines of chat are missing here & there. Oh well… I’m not perfect, just pretty damn close! LOL!

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    I think that was Athanas. I laughed my ass off at that too!

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    I think we should try to maybe use an alternate chat, though. I think poor Bella may have felt a little left out with all the logging she was doing. If we could all meet on, say, Windows Live Messenger, or iChat, or Yahoo Messenger, for instance, we can just save off the transcript at the end, and not have to worry about dividing time between participating and recording posterity.

    BigJohn

    Good for you! Slough off the old shit and say hello to a brand new day. I’ll have a beer for you tonight!!
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    just deciding to let something go that I’ve been holding on to for far too long.

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    Did you have a bad day?

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    as it was either that or go captain caveman on the heavybag until the bag or my knuckles broke.

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    who would win in a fight: Lemmy or God?

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    Not saying I don’t like VH… I just like Hagar better than Roth. He’s a putz!

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    I am dissapoint.

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    with us it does!!! LOL!!!

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    And yes, they were better with Hagar! I don’t like David Lee Roth…. at all.

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    doesn’t “fun” and “incriminating” pretty much go hand in hand?

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    I could hardly believe it myself.

    BigJohn

    and incriminating at the same time!! LOL!!

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    Drunkies!

    BigJohn

    but yes, we should probably try to keep our posts to a single thread after the fact as I’m with Big John and don’t remember cruising the forums at the end of the night.

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    Remind me never to go shot for shot with you, man, as I wish to continue living for the time being.
    My best is about 13 shots of Cutty Sark after a particularly awful evening on time.

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    Or did I actually read that someone claimed Van Halen was better with Sammy Hagar?

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    haven’t even read the whole transcript yet!

    For some reason, the comment that cracks me up the most so far is when you said I was speaking in tongues after I said NKOTB! I don’t why that struck me as being so damn funny, but I almost pissed myself from laughing so hard after reading it!!

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    and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing (and so on…)

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    funny ass shit after I cut it off!! But at that point, what happened in the chat room, stayed in the chat room. I stopped copying it after that. I wish I would have kept some of it, but it’s too late now….. sigh…


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    At this age she still thinks I know everything about everything and therefore believes everything I say! I have to live it up while I can!

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    That I work on changing your daughters opinion of you?

    BigJohn

    Wow, 20 shots of vodka?!? That is CRAZY. You = THE MAN.

    BigJohn

    only 1 or 2. And I didn’t drink 12 beers last night!!!

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    why? Fuck the world, that’s why.

    But yes, I’m game for doing another century sometime in the future.

    I still think we need to plant the seeds for a Junkie-Con, too.

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    {sniff, sniff}

    Oh… and those posts that you don’t remember… they’re frakking hilarious!!!

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    I hope you realize that you’ll now have to make it up to me BigJohn! I’m open to any offers you may have LOL Innocent

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    Thanks Bella – this rocks!

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    about 20 of those shot were of the vodka variety, so yeah I got pretty lit. Even drinking beer it was way to fast for me. But DAMN fun. Don’t want to do this every week but would do it again. FUN. can’t wait to read the transcript.

    Richno3…….out

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    Wow. That transcript rocks. Thanks, bella! That was a lot of fun re-reading. I didn’t know Grue even showed up!

    BigJohn

    Reading all this posted after I left really makes me wish I could have stuck it out! How are either of you even functional today? An event like this would have me flat on my back for at least a week. (And not in the really good way!)

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    Kudos to BigJohn and Athnas – you were both awesome! And funny as hell. I had a blast!

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    this is at least the 3rd or 4th time you’ve wanted to get me in bed.

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    those are a marathon binge for me, not a sprint.
    Lagers tend to go down easiest in a contest like this.

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    I’m about to go play racquetball, so I think you’re worse for the wear in the aftermath. I’ll come by and tuck you in.

    BigJohn

    LOTS of stuff I missed when it was actually happening. Next time we’ll use milk for you, wuss.

    BigJohn

    though I have to say the longer the day goes, the worse I’m starting to feel. I’m seriously jonesing my bed, a blanket, and a big bottle of gatorade right now.

    And cartoons, but I figure that’s a given at this point.

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    hoooleee shit…
    There’s a lot of stuff I missed the first time around. And you can definitely tell at what point the alcohol starts to kick in.

    I don’t think I can do this with Guinness again; it’s just too strong a flavor to pound like that; around the 50 to 60 range, there were a couple of shots that were drank slowly as my stomach was doing all it could to get me to stop. But catching that second wind towards the end helped things out greatly.

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    Stupid work.
    Besides providing money for things like food, housing, and clothing, what good is it?

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    is to keep on drinking. But work gets in the way. Damn

    Richno3…….out

    Cuz at one point you were re-posting the same number, short-changing yourself. On my 2nd potty break, I missed the call to drink, so had one when i got back to the computer, but it was followed immediately by another call to drink. I felt like I had four in two minutes or so. I think I also went over a bit.

    But still – 10+ beers in 100 minutes, then nursed the 11th and 12th for a total of 12 in three hours. Not a bad night. I, uh, guess my estimate of 8-9 was a little off. Heh. Sorry about that. Good thing it was the delicious Guinness, or your hangover would be far, far worse.

    BigJohn

    I think I missed tucking you in. 🙁 Sorry about that.

    In other news, there are some posts here that I do not remember making last night.

    BigJohn

    Maybe that explains my lack of hangover?

    BigJohn

    I nearly got up and went several times without thinking by the voice in the back of my head kept telling me to STOP!!
    I wish that voice would also have been telling me not to take random shots as I was jamming out to the music…I kept up with the offcial tally, but I probably had 5 or 6 extra.

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    Equal awesomeness!!!!

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    ’cause you’re making even less sense than you were last night.

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    Yes, it’s true. I admit I had to break the seal first, but I think athanas just barely outlasted me. On the other hand, we both achieved the goal, so does this mean we tie for awesome?

    BigJohn

    you are both alive and well! Good times last night!!!

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    No one wants to hear about the cosmos buggering you while you nurse your headache. Do us all a favor and go back to sleep.

    BigJohn

    I’d be raising my glass to you, Richno3. Glad you were able to join in the festivities.

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    Richno, did you drink beer last night, or vodka? I thought I saw you say you were doing vodka shots.

    BigJohn

    Your dragon ass doesn’t belch fire, too.

    (That’s a traditional Irish hangover saying)

    BigJohn

    so goddamn awesome that like a blackhole, time itself changes around me.
    You can’t fuck with the cosmos.

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    an energy drink, a bottle of gatorade, lots of water and I’m ready to kick this day’s ass.

    Tonight will be a quiet evening, however.

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    What a glorious morning!

    BigJohn

    Today is gonna be a fun one. My head hurts. I hope you all have good hangovers also.

    Richno3…….out

    I’m gonna have to go to bed early tonight!!! I’m draggin’ ass today!!

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    It was a well-fought battle, even the spectators are hung over.

    That transcript is for Mature Audiences only! If you are easily offended… well, you know.

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    taint worth bothering about. Rest your weary head, athanashighway, rest up for your period.

    BigJohn

    ingest it.

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    Your mouth is full of sodomy and JC Hutchins. Turn in your junkie badge, you fkcing gendenreate!

    BigJohn

    the Virtual Bar Fight, I have a transcript of the ENTIRE torrid affair! If you would like a copy, PM me with your e-mail address and I’ll send it to you.

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    I’m tstill fighting and filnished my 12 pack! eat a bowl of baby dicks, you lying whor.e

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    Even stopped to pickup beer on the way home. Well enjoy the hangover!

    Festina Lente (Make Haste Slowly)

    Jayguana

    Just to report, athanas bailed out early. He went to sleep early and i had to carry the torch for the whol 95 mintutes. He said his pussy was hurting.

    BigJohn

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    Your clock was way the fucked up. Call me when timex returns your calls, you fucking clueless prick.

    BigJohn

    Today was a goo day. Richo, ncely played! Way t be th eonly other mutherfucker to compete!

    BigJohn

    big joh, yosu ir can sit at my table any time. well played, brothah.

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    the chat room, and 100 shots , yeah, I’m drunk. Thanks again guy’s. Good noghttttttttttt

    Richno3…….out

    why is my “noble” opponent not here?

    Could it be that he’s chickening out? Cutting and running? I wouldn’t be surprised.

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    I’m in the chatroom, pacing like a caged beast.

    Bring it, son!

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    Awesome!!! Have a good time!!! With any luck, I’ll have a complete transcript of tonight’s proceeding for anyone who wasn’t able to attend the smackdown!

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    but please watch your step, you don’t want to get any of that puddle that used to be Little John on your shoes.

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    my Mom would have said to kick my ass.

    We’re a loving family like that.

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    if it comes out bad, just cut your losses and start fresh, just remember what you did wrong the first time.

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    don’t come crying to me when your very outlook on life is shattered by me tonight.

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    It’s almost time to

    Crank up the chat, get off the babysitter, and if you’re easily offended, log out now, pusssssaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

    I’m going home to get ready. Bring your a-game, athanas!

    BigJohn

    Once I finish the century club, then wait the next 2 hours for athanas to catch up, i’m game for hanging around harassing him.

    BigJohn

    I forgot I am going to see Muse in concert tonight. I won’t be able to check until really late…hopefully this lasts a good long while!!
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    Did I start something there? Wink

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    Big Dog coming through.

    BigJohn

    So now you’ll go easy on my boy, right?

    BigJohn

    you have to drink your mistakes. I did that once; couldn’t bring myself to throw away what was clearly bad beer, especially after waiting so long. But it had to be done.

    BigJohn

    it’s up your ass.

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    Athanas’ hand raised up in the air, held by paramedics trying to resuscitate him; BigJohn crying into his beer cuz when athanas passed out, he knocked BigJohn’s beer over.

    BigJohn

    my hand raised in victory, Big John crying into his beer.

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    *drool*

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    your money’s on the dresser.

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    Just following this so far has been funny as hell – I can’t wait to see where/how this all ends up!

    Faith – that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

    Very clever!

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    I can tell you that helps more than you might think. Tell JP he owes me 100 CHs. If that amount seems too small, feel free to encourage more!

    BigJohn

    If you haven’t seen it before, it’s new to you!

    BigJohn

    For the starter kit, but it’s about $50-60 for the supplies to make 5 gallons of beer. And, yes — you can make some very hoppy bears. We generally use 2 kinds of hops.

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    I enjoy beer you have to chew, so I’d probably use A LOT of hops.

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    I’ll close my eyes while sipping

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    It’s fun and the beer tastes really good. The Big Guy makes a batch a couple times a year, the whole house smells like hops — or for those who visited Busch Gardens in Tampa, it smells like Busch Gardens minus the elephant poo.

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    Seriously…in all my nearly 29 years, that’s the first time someone has busted that one out. Well done.
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    I’ll keep that in mind! LOL!

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    That explains why no one will go to the bar with me!! Damn I will have to pick up some beer and try drinking it!

    Festina Lente (Make Haste Slowly)

    Jayguana

    The only thing I’ll be throwing is empty bottles over my shoulder.

    BigJohn

    but I’ve got a feeling you’re the one who’s going to be throwing in the towel tonight.

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    to get your garage cleaned. It will go nicely with having your clock cleaned later tonight.

    BigJohn

    I’m planning on getting my garage cleaned out and organized this summer and have always wanted to learn how to do my own brewing.
    If that goes down, I may have to unofficially use some of these names if it’s drinkable.

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    don’t drink and read at the same time, as I’m sure that as the night progresses, the threat of booze through the nasal cavaties may become a serious issue.

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    I’ll be enjoying a Pinot Grigio. And the verbal sparring. Later, my friends.

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    Driving = sitting still and every once in a while letting your foot off the brake.

    I’ve taken off panyhose, pants, shirts, you name it. I DO leave on the undies and bra. Gotta keep some decency.

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    Richno3…….out

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    if I make it to Chicago this summer, I owe you a beer.

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    but if such a product existed, I wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot pole.

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    drinking and the verbal abuse! I’ll handle the record keeping. If I have to, I’ll make multiple copy/paste docs and piece them all together after everything is said and done.

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    You didn’t go buy yourself some G3 – the Guinness-flavored Gatorade, did you? Cuz that’s not what you’re supposed to be drinking.

    BigJohn

    pick me up a sixer; I’ll cover cost of goods and shipping.

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    Richno3…….out

    That’s a wicked evil idea.

    BigJohn

    drinking beer, and shit-talking all at the same time.

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    Well, I know you can a) scroll back in the chat and b) select text in the chat history, which immediately puts itself onto a clipboard in a separate window.

    However, it does seem a little unwieldy; to be honest, I think it would be difficult for athanas and I to manage it while we’re in the middle of the battle. Considering our verbal diarrhea, our output should be quite prolific.

    Maybe we can get it figured out in the pre-game?

    BigJohn

    just like Denver and Scarborough!!!!!!!!!

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    it’ll be a slaughter.

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    I require naked assistance!

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    FIGHT NIGHT!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!

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    can anyone confirm that you can copy the chat history, even if it’s a manual highlight and copy situation? Or will we have to do random screen grabs?

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    My tearaway pants are my most prized possession. Every volleyball game, I tear them off with a flourish and a hearty Sha-BAM!

    BigJohn

    Is shwing-like in and of itself.

    BigJohn

    It would be kick-ass if you could pop in to say hello. But we all know what a (sexy-voiced) slavedriver A can be. We’ll be using the board’s chat function to document the entire thing for posterity and Germany’s sake.

    BigJohn

    I don’t know if I can make the beer-swilling goodness, but dammit — I want to know the results!!

    You’re in Cali, I’m in Kali. I win by proximity!

    BigJohn

    I mean pick *me* up off the floor! Me! ME!

    BigJohn

    The pregame starts at 6pm Pacific, and the challenge commences at 6:30 pm Pacific. I hope someone comes by at 7:00 to pick athanas up off the floor.

    BigJohn

    Richno3…….out

    You moved the time back. So now that’s 9 pm EST? I’ll sympathy imbibe, but not goin for the century. I’ll leave that to the professionals.

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    I used to do it all the time, when my car’s AC was broken. Leave work fully clothed and get home wearing almost nothing. If the truckers got a show, hey — maybe I brighted up their day.

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    So the all-clear has been sounded for tomorrow. Don’t forget to log into the chat, everyone who’s participating and/or lurking and/or sympathy drinking!

    Anyone other than the two of us going for the Century Club?

    BigJohn

    and the

    knowledge that I shall be victorious.

    I also have knowledge that a 100 might not be enough as I reckon we’ll probably continue going until our typing resembles something akin 2 FDadafda onfds fdadrewqzaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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    I didn’t want to lie to our faithful readers. I can’t put something in the itinerary that just isn’t going to happen. That would be ridiculous, and a disservice. I respect our readers far too much to try that level of ignoble deceit.

    Nice to know where you stand, though.

    BigJohn

    101st Minute: Athanas reigns supreme

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    make her read the last few hundred posts and make her understand that yes, the Century will take precident over anything else.

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    That we can either get our existing paperwork notarized tomorrow, or they need to send us new paperwork. For some reason, the wife thinks the mortgage paperwork takes precedence over the Century.

    BigJohn

    we still got about 48 hours to go.

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    Fridge stocked with beer…check.

    Four clean shot glasses…check.

    powerhourmixes.com site bookmarked…check.

    Tuesday…d’oh!

    BigJohn

    I am so looking forward to this! I might just take a sip of adult beverages myself~
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    I spend the time to shave my legs…. I wanna show them off!

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    I will make sure I don’t miss a thing!!!!!! I’ll be ready for you Delhome!

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    Pregame at 6:00 PST

    The fun begins at 6:30

    6:33 athanas goes pee

    7:00 exotiKali shows up and starts stripping

    7:15 Delhome runs through naked

    7:20 Belladonna fires up the vidcam 5 mins too late

    7:30 60 down, 40 to go. Start new mix.

    12:10am Big John leaves the chat after 3 hours of inactivity

    BigJohn
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    Lacking in signature details and group memberships

    It all makes sense, now!

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    to save for posterity and to give to those who missed out. :-p
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    I’m guessing pregame will start at around 6:00 and the main event will probably get going around 6:30 at this point.

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    soooo busted, BigJohn!

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    is fine with me!!!!!! Can’t wait!! [flickr-photo:id=4368833031,size=m]

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    …that would definitely qualify as a groupie…not a cheerleader!
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    Richno3…….out

    Tuesday night works for me. Now what time will the brawling begin? I mean friendly drinking games. He He

    Richno3…….out

    Maybe 6:30 PST; that would be 9:30 EST, and we’d be done by 8:15 PST/ 9:15 MST/10:15 CST/11:15 EST.

    We could start gathering around 6 and then kick it all off at 6:30.

    I’ll be using this site: http://www.powerhourmixes.com so i don’t have to mess with timers. they only last for 60 mins, so i’ll just start another one and only do it for 40. I recommend each of the participants run their own (in a separate window) mix, since we’d lose too much time with one person yelling/typing “drink”.

    BigJohn

    so I’m going with the flow.

    For the record, I could probably get read by about 5:00 PST as that’ll be 6:00 my time.

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    If you plan on attending, please indicate what the earliest time is you can be there.

    I can be there as early as 6pm PST.

    BigJohn

    I love it!

    BigJohn

    *ba-doom CHING!*

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    it can still be played back in slo-mo.

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    I’ll be able to catch the beginning, but I probably won’t see the brutal end. Putting this on my calendar!

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    Time isn’t a major factor as I can just move Wednesdays morning work out to Wednesday night so I don’t have to get up at 5:00 AM, so I can go early or late.

    I think we should see when everyone’s optimum time is to join us and make our final starting time off of that.

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    DAMN YOU, LACK OF CAMERA!!

    Wait. I don’t need to have a camera to see you. Cool. This will be just like the weekend, except I won’t have to give you my credit card number!

    BigJohn

    I was worried about the east coasters and midwesterners having to stay up so late on a school night. But we’ve got the advantage here in PST, so whatever you guys can do, that’ll be great.

    BigJohn

    It’s quite easy to pour into a tilted glass and minimize the foam.

    BigJohn

    For um….*ahem*…ya know, making sure that everyone can uh…participate…

    Yeah.

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    I’m normally home by about 5:30 MDT, so that hour would give me plenty of time to get the dog walked and some form of beer sponge dinner consumed.

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    and how that may effect the pouring process and how much of a shot is beer and how much is foam.

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    To give drinks to anyone we deem deserving or non-deserving.

    Looks like Tuesday is shaping up as the day. What time shall we start? I’m on the west coast. I could probably get started as early as 5:30 PST. I may work from home that day. If I work from home, I can probably start earlier. Especially if i’m the only one on the west coast participating.

    BigJohn

    Maybe I’m not understanding your question. I’m using 3-4 shot glasses at a time, and filling them up ahead of time so I can not worry about whether i’m still pouring when i need to drink.

    I use the bottles; the widget doesn’t get in the way too much, but I do think it pours a little more slowly than you may think, if that’s what you’re asking.

    BigJohn

    <———little cold in here Laughing
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    how YOU doin’? Tongue out

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    Groupies are better. Maybe *after* the inebriation event, I will escalate from cheerleader to groupie Wink
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    how easily does Guinness pour into a shot glass?

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    I think Tuesday would work.
    Monday is up in the air as of now, might be doing something Wednesday, but I think Tuesday is currently in the clear.

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    cheerleaders are only half naked during the game; groupies will do anything to get half naked with the star.

    I like groupies better, myself. >:-)

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    So he’ll know all about it!

    So here’s your official invite FDO! Join us for a few beers???

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    should work for me if Sunday doesn’t work out.

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    more like a half-naked (sometimes more) stalker! LOL!!!

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    *runs through the bar fight naked*

    So who’s going to recruit the FDO?

    BigJohn

    But i’ll be able to confirm tomorrow. I might be playing in a tournament; if i can’t get a team together, then sunday would be great. If I end up playing, how does Tuesday grab everyone?

    BigJohn

    approx. 1 oz. per shot, 12 oz. per can/bottle. However, Guinness is in 11.2 oz. bottles, so for 12-oz beer, it’s 8 and a portion; for Guinness bottles it should be 9 and a portion.

    BigJohn

    I loves me a good fight and you and BigJohn have totally turned me into you biggest fan and cheerleaderLaughing
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    if memory serves. It’s been awhile since I’ve done one.

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    I was planning on doing some housework Sunday, but I suppose being single I can allow it to wait a few more days. :-p
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    that you’re our first offical groupie in this slugfest Big John and I are in?

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    Don’t care what date it is…I’ll rearrange my schedule for this!!!
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    This weekend is bad for me too. Maybe we can start in the late afternoon on Sunday so there’s a little more time to recoup before the work week starts…. Just a suggestion….

    Oh, and I have a vidcam so I’m up for that as well!

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    week night or weekend, no matter,there is always time for beer. So 100 shots equal out to be how many beers?

    Richno3…….out

    I think the logistics of trying to put together a video version would be too great to surmount in the short time frame we’re thinking. Besides, it could let us aspire to a more epic-er battle later!

    I kinda started out not so shakespearean, but sortof Olde English in a tame kind of way. I’m wont to fall back into that behavior without much egging, though! I had not wanted to do Yo Mama, only cuz I don’t know any and I’d hate for the whole thing to degrade into an internet copy-and-paste exercise.

    BigJohn

    I think a webcam is clearly in order — they’re only about $20..And I would request John wear the pirate hat and ‘stach. Avast!

    Please publish date and time, I don’t think I’ll do 100 shots, but I ahve been known to put away a few beers.

    Might I suggest the next round of the battle be Shakepearean-style insults? Thou errant fen-sucked varlot! Thou vain rampallian puttock!

    Or for those old enough to remember, Yo Mama jokes? Yo momma’s so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo momma’s so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

    So a weeknight it is.
    We’ll see if we can get anybody else to join us that night.

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    That the 6th is out for me. Looks like it might have to be a weeknight after all. Unless you want to wait until Spring.

    BigJohn

    it’s all done on the exhale.
    Plus, if you can find a way to get two syllables out of it, I’m dubbing you Rosetta.

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    and not just the “ex” kind HAHAHAHA. Right. Anyway, I’ll give you “lax” but Boosh? Really? Hmm. ok.

    BigJohn

    “lax” is used quite often, even in spoken word, as an abb. for “lacrosse”. Feel free to look it up.

    I would do, but I think my web came is somehwere buried in the garage right now and have no clue as to where to even begin digging for it.

    We’ll have to use the honor system, but I’m ok with that.

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    Booze and brawling, nothing could be better!

    Festina Lente (Make Haste Slowly)

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    Jayguana

    “lax” = lacrosse. >TWEEE!!< penalty flag is thrown! 5 yards for haiku-abuse!

    I would love to do it with video chat, but sadly i have no such technology.

    I’ll have to check my calendar for the 6th, but I will also check my weeknight availability.

    BigJohn

    though I *suppose* I could bring myself to drink beer on a school night if I must.
    This weekend is a bust for me as I’ve got dinner plans on Friday and another move I have to help with followed by a lacrosse game to go check out Saturday night.

    Next Friday, again I have dinner plans, but I reckon Saturday the 6th is free.

    But I also leave it up to the availability of other junkies as it would be much more fun with an audience and not just two weird fuckers drinking lots of beer.

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    Now that sounds fun. 😛

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Ok, so athanas and I are taking this brawl to the next virtual level. The plan is for us to do a century – that’s 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes for world dominance. Or, at the very least, temporary blissful inebriation.

    SO! We need to pick a day and time so that we can meet here in the chat room and start the hour-and-a-half of celebration! I’m ok with doing this on a weeknight, but it might be easier on a weekend. It’s approximatly 9 bottles of beer.

    Who’s in, and when? Spectators/hecklers are welcome!

    BigJohn

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