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So really….

  • are those screams i hear??
    nightmares, huh??

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    You have no idea. And shouldn’t. Ever.

    – “I don’t have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.” -Dr. Horrible

    You volunteer first. Then if you’re *really* lucky, you might get paid. Unless you’re talking about going independent….

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    I apologize profusely to Cousin Soupbone. I ran out of Gin. It must have been the Wild Turkey talking…

    – “I don’t have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.” -Dr. Horrible

    crack hits? lol

    Assassins do it from behind

     This is a pay for service venture!!! And while weaapreciate the kind of money that jingles, we’d rather have the kind that folds!

    Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. Whatever you do, don’t blink.

    or are y’all into polyamory? If so, see my sentiments above. <sigh>

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    get out the pen and pad!

    Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. Whatever you do, don’t blink.

     We like Soupbone….we don’t want to punish him Tongue out

    Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. Whatever you do, don’t blink.

    now and again. There were at least two just recently. But you’re right, the East Coast seems to get more than its fare share.

    – “I don’t have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.” -Dr. Horrible

    what did she ever do to you? 

    "+5 for me"

    hook Soupbone up with my Aunt?

    – “I don’t have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.” -Dr. Horrible

    Drool, drool 

    "+5 for me"

    Sit now, Good Wolfie!! 😉 :p

    —"Deceive Inveigle Obfuscate" The Truth is Out There!—

    are names and numbers!! 

    "+5 for me"

    Or at least more who admitted it 😉

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    Women tend to do some thinking with the nethers as well. We’re not above inappropriate perving.

    Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to me, not about me. 

    "+5 for me"

    There are plenty of dirty old men out there. Hell, pretty much any human male has thought with his dumb stick at one time or another…..

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     But you’re on the right track…there’s a lot of potential here.  And why not snag the next generation?  It would be like pyramid sales…a built in auidence for future sales!!! 

    —– He’s no good to me dead ——-

    Ah, how many young boys could we exploit with that one? Talk about a cash crop/niche industry waiting for someone to fill it. Oi. There I go with the double entendre again.

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    Then you’ve got teeth when you need them and smooth glide when you’re at work 😀

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     Then they could use the dentures like boomerangs and they would not only be whores for pleasure but ninja whores for protection!  An even better idea… the FDO should start ‘Whores R Us" where you could get these ninja whores, along with Nanny Whores, Utiliarian Whores, Landscaping Whiores.  It would be a full service whore shop!  Then the FDO can incoporate and sell stock to pay for the benefits (i.e. dental).  I got it all figured out…see FDO, you just needed a savvy business mind behind this operation!!!

    —– He’s no good to me dead ——-

    Dentures!

    ["No matter where you go, there you are"] – And Sigler always knows exactly where there is!

    Whine whine, bitch complain, yadda yadda yadda….

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    if a whore loses ALL her teeth, then all that’s left is gums. Nice and smooth…..

    Oi, I’m sick.

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     I had a school girl oufit I wanted to wear to the Pimps & Ho’s party…cause, you know, not all ho’s are dressed like streetwalkers!  But alas, I wasn’t able to make it to Dragon Con.  I was at Balti Con wear I got to meet Hutchinnnnnsssss and a few other Podcast authors but Soupbone was not in attendance.  Color me emo!

    —– He’s no good to me dead ——-

    It almost brought a sorrowful tear to my eye. But then I moved past it. After all, the pink boa will certainly make a triumphant return!

    – “I don’t have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.” -Dr. Horrible

    It’s just too bad Soupbone left the pink boa at home this year:

    Hutch and Soup Bone

    Is that cousin Soupbone in the middle, with the white hat? (http://www.flickr.com/photos/badastronomy/2823798308/in/set-72157607041453990/)

    – “I don’t have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.” -Dr. Horrible

    Shouldn’t all ho-jobs come with free dental, since the possibility of very-rough oral work is always there?

    Dude, at this point I’d totally whore myself out for dental. Or gasoline.

    What can you do with em?

    At least the Evil Queen stuck with you. And the junkies. And you’ve still got the plaid tanks. And a parsec now. So Soupbone grabbed a few whores. I think you got the better end of that schtick…..

     
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    In all honesty, I was doing okay until my cousin Soupbone came in and recruited away all my hoes. He had dental, how could they say no?

    How is it that you’re a failed pimp? You seem to be doing okay. *ducks*

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