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Scott – Blow Up My Town!

  • SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

    S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all-around uberjunkie! 

    to give you some crack hits!  I certainly don’t want you to go into withdrawals.  Such a poet you are!!!!  Fellow junkies I think wulfy needs some love.  How about a message to two to make him laugh!!!!!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

    Hey thanks for the reply MuchAdo

    The crack hit points are welcome too

    No ones ever given me them before

    So its kind of nice to increase my score

    If you’re a poet or a rhymer it doesn’t matter which

    So long as you can laugh when lifes a bitch

    I don’t want you to have a bad day so I’m sending some crack hits your way.  I’m a poet and didn’t know it.  Have a good day Wulfy!  If all else fails imbibe!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

    Yeah I know I don’t live in the US or anywhere else that spells words like "colour" and "specialise" incorrectly but maybe, just maybe when the AI thats currently orbiting this mud-ball decides to sling a geothermal nuclear warhead or similar at us, one of the mini clusters could go a bit astray and blow the shit out of the town where I work – High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England.

    You want a reason for my evil and criminal encouragement?

    How about the fact that I work here? I mean to say I don’t want it blown off the face of the map because I work here, but because if you did manage to convince the "powers that be" to slip up a tad when programming in the targetting data then obviously I wouldn’t have to come into work that day (better make it before 08.00hrs or I might be here when it comes down).

    Fall out from the blast shouldn’t be an issue as far as I can see, because the town is in a valley so the hills either side should protect anywhere nice and if I’m in luck then possibly a dirty great big landslide could also bring down the houses on the valley sides, within which lives a Sales Manager from a previous company I used to work for who was a limp wristed buttox licking slimebag who didn’t ever back me up like a proper boss should.

    Don’t get me wrong; I’m not evil by nature, in fact I have a goldfish who always appears to be very happy in my care. I won’t mention the other two goldfish though, but it wasn’t my fault that Skipper decided to get too close to the tank cleaning pump while I wasn’t looking, and how was I to know that Bob had pretentions of being a Pyranah?

    So pwetty pwease if you can find it in your cold black but ultimately benevolent heart to "have a word" and arrange for this whole area to be turned into a radioactive wasteland I’d be most obliged.

    Sigh!! you can tell I’ve had a bad day at work eh?

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