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New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

  • G-Man

    Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. – John McClane

    BOOBS

    Tongue out

    Being slowly cooked alive limb by limb and being forced to watch as your sampled and eaten piece by piece.

    ["No matter where you go, there you are"] – And Sigler always knows there is!

    G-Man

    Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. – John McClane

    I laughed so hard I almost peed. 😀 

    I’ll have to check my *ahem* veins *ahem* the next time I use pirate speak …. to see if they become more robust as well. (toothy grin)

    G-Man

    Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. – John McClane

    You’re kinda hot when you talk pirate. But not as hot as Shadygirl. Her veins bulge when she talks pirate. (grin)

    – Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)

    Hey, it happens to the best of us. And even me sometimes. Seriously, I only saw two, and removed one for you. You’re GTG! If there’s another one, I missed it.

    – Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)

    G-Man

    Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. – John McClane

    TEXANS unite bring the dark overlord to his true home

    sorry about the triple post!

    how bout this? if the character is a crackhead, replace his crack with powdered glass!

    All hail our Benevolent Overlord!
    All hail Scott Sigler!

    They are supposed to inflict the worst possible pain throughout your body. They contain neurotoxins and cardiotoxins so you die a horrible death if you can’t get help rightaway. add some of those to your hot tub and invite the gang over.
    I think they did a CSI episode about this kind of thing.

    *** I am Renfield to Sigler’s Dracula ***

    That is truly diabolical.


    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

    I don’t think even Scott would stoop to that level. *shudders*
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    My thoughts this week: Waiting is an essential part of junkie life. Ok, this is how retarded my maths teachers are: I got told off for doing too much work. So I freakin finished the syllabus 5 months early… Isn’t that a good thing?

    Argh!!!!!! We could also force them to watch teletubbies…
    I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire, and resident lurker on the forums….

    Avast, matey….lash me to the mast and call me Polly! If you are going to some pirately manslaughter then you have to do some keelhauling!
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    oh oh oh !!! do the pirate treatment and hang them from the rafters by their genitals!!!
    I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire, and resident lurker on the forums….

    I like this idea, insult to the injury because you would be saved by your own shit. That’s genius


    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

    Nuthin’ like surviving being thrown out of a window only to have your life saved by a heaping pile of shit….brilliant!
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    I say slash open their stomach on a roof, rip out their intestines and wrap them around the neck then kick them over the side to dangle with own organs.

    Defenestration should be mandentory for all evildoers,
    Oh, exept for our Evil Overlord, scuze me.

    much like what braveheart got
    from crotch to neck

    the voices just shuddered
    *
    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Defenestration

    Or maybe a wood chipper
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    Not a fan. On an unrelated note, I’m doubly mad that I was listening to part 1 of Snipe Hunt, and turned on what I thought was part 2, only to have Siglerhead telling me the snipes were killing everyone. I was 20 seconds into his story so far before I realized I had part 3, and not part 2. I’m going now.

    “Trample the weak, hurdle the dead.”

    If I recall correctly, you mentioned in another post how much you hated it. It can’t be that rancid…can it?
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    My thoughts this week: Waiting is an essential part of junkie life. Last exam this tuesday! It’s maths. Hope it goes better than last time. :S

    corrosive chemicals in asthma inhalers, suck it straight into the lungs. switch all eye wash stations to nitric acid. on second toughts.. i seem to have lost any appetite for thinking of ways to harm others..

    he can rip their throats out with his teeth. like in Iowa Typhoon.

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    my mother-in-law’s bean soup. They will self-disembowel.

    “Trample the weak, hurdle the dead.”

    Yeah, that’s true enough.


    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

    Having their testicles burnt off in a toaster, than fed to them with cyanide-shaped viagra.

    On BBC Radio 1 in the UK they had this circus dwarf who pulls around a Henry Hoover (google it… Hoovers shouldn’t have faces) with his cock. A variety of celebrities have attempted it and the sound it makes ent pretty.
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    My thoughts this week: I’m going to fail my exams this month… Proved by starting the week with a D.. In maths. Mathematics! This is someone who rarely gets below 90% in maths. Not good.

    things are getting a little (this is no reference to the overlords height) outlandish*
    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    problem is, there are some guys who would get turned on by the thought of that…..
    I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire.

    Kinda the point… ain’t it?
    I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire.

    That would be painful

    How about have a guy’s testicles stuffed up nose and sewn in, then fed into a rusty meat grinder starting with the toes and going in only an inch a minute…….
    I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire.

    They’re normally evil, so if they’re smaller and kill someone it’s just disturbing, and hilarious.

    dude, a miniature doberman? Really? Why a mini one?


    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

    Attacked by a miniature doberman…..

    I am a HUGE fan of accidental death by vaccuum cleaner related intercourse.

    Also, I think he should have a villain who is hooked on those new potato-chips with “illustra” or whatever, and right when he is about to kill the heros, he has massive cramping, and his colon explodes saving the day.

    Or how a character who is slowly bleeding to death because of a broken light bulb he inserted into his colon… on a search for the one man in the world who can save him, but time is running out…

    Air compressor

    See the fun new weapons post.

    This seemed like the most sensible place to post this.

    Can you think of any interesting ways that Scott could kill people, not that he needs our advice but I’m kind of curious. The kid getting his arm ripped off in Nocturnal for instance gives me an idea. What if someone got their arm pulled off and was then bitch-slapped to death with their own hand! Think of the humiliation of that one. Far better than getting hit with the soggy end don’t ya think?

    Or how about people forced to play tennis with a grenade on a random timer, until only 1 of them is left alive?

    What ideas have you junkies got?

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