Save 25% on paperbacks, hardcovers, T-shirts and sticker packs. Boom, we’re dishing deals! Fill the holes in your bookshelf, or stock up on holiday gifts for your team — at $7.50 per paperback (or $37.50 f0r all five), you can give kick-ass presents and make out like a moolah-bandit.Continue Reading →
Written for a Simpsons spec script contest
- I wrote a script for Adi Shankar’s “Crowdsourcing the Cure For The Simpsons” contest.
- My script did not make it to the final round of said contest.
- You can download my script here.
- This is a spec script, not officially associated with the Simpsons orFox Broadcasting.
If you’re a Simpsons fan (or you have spent basically any time on social media, ever), you might be familiar with controversy over the character Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from THE SIMPSONS.
Apu, the operator of the famed Kwik-E-Mart, is a …Continue Reading →
Or: "How to actually be happy with this frustrating job"
This post is about being happy, productive and successful in your creative life.
I put that topic sentence right up front because this is a long post, worth reading for all creatives (but especially you writer-types). This post is about my “scoring system,” which I devised to help me from tearing my own eyes out from […]Continue Reading →
Hey, in addition to writing ‘dem books, I play bass guitar and I’m tickled to announce that I am now endorsed by Ernie Ball, the world’s leading manufacturer of strings and accessories. Through my work recording and playing live for Evan Diamond & The Libary, I’m now an endorsed musician!
A few […]Continue Reading →
Some people are less than fond of my vocabulary ...
With the EARTHCORE paperback finally in stores (boom!), I thought I’d celebrate by reading some reviews from the eBook and audiobook versions. It seems some people did not enjoy some of the more colorful EARTHCORE language and they weren’t shy about letting me know …Continue Reading →
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There is a new version of EARTHCORE. We’ve talked about it on the podcast, on Facebook, in our newsletters and on this site, but you can’t reach everyone all the time, so this post is for the Junkies who say …
“Hey, what’s the deal with the new EARTHCORE?” I covered this a little bit in a blog post back in 2015, but let me give you the short answers here:
REASON NUMERO UNO
The new EARTHCORE is straight fire. You will love it. If you buy it (only $9.99 in print), you will feel guilty that you didn’t give me more money.
HEY, LUCAS JR., YOU TRYING TO SELL ME THE SAME STUFF TWICE?
No. I am not. I hate …
I am in no way, shape or form an expert on firearms.
I write about guns extensively in my work. Not having a background in law enforcement or the military, and not coming from a “firearm family,” when I began writing my knowledge of guns was limited to what I’d seen on TV and in […]Continue Reading →
Damn, it feels good to be a Junkie. To benefit the United Way of Greater Houston, Empty Set Entertainment (that’s the company that puts out the GFL books, dontchyaknow) issued a $1,000 matching challenge – for every $1 donated by Junkies, we would match $1, with the goal of hitting $2,000.
We beat that goal […]Continue Reading →
The first hit is (still) always free ...
This is a big announcement, a major change in our business strategy (yes, this is a business). Since we know you (and love you, truly we do), we’re going to get some TL:DR, bottom-line info right up front and center, so you do not panic.
The free Sunday podcast will continue: we’re not removing it. […]Continue Reading →
And I left my laptop behind.
Yes, I hear some of you looking at the headline and saying: “If you’re on vacation, you shouldn’t be working at all.” Imma guess anyone saying that is not a writer. You do you, but take it from this fine feathered friend — a writer’s gotta write.
I recently had the amazing good fortune to go […]Continue Reading →
To which I usually respond, “How dare you. How goddamn dare you, you sonofabitch. How DARE you question my commitment to literature?
I am a goddamn Man of Letters™. I have degrees and shit. I’m educated AF. I have a library with many pleather-bound books.
I am literature […]Continue Reading →
This book is a beast. Seven hundred pages of tiny, tiny type, it’s like a SONG OF FIRE AND ICE novel on steroids.
WARNING: Do not approach this book unless you are a fan of Star Trek: The Original Series.
If you are a fan, though, or are an aspiring TV writer, I think this book […]Continue Reading →
Read also: "When rejection letters become blurb requests"
How does it feel when the people who reject you for that thing you desperately want to do wind up courting you when you’ve finally done that thing?
Well, that’s more than a little overly dramatic for this situation, but as they taught me when I was a journalist you have to hook the reader with the lead. […]Continue Reading →