“COVID? Hell yes I know what that is, Q. It’s like biting the hand that rocks the cradle. And also you cough a lot.” — John Tweedy, LB, Ionath Krakens.
We are late delivering THE GANGSTER, GFL Book VI. We know. Trust us, we know. Three bits of news on this […]
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A few years back, I did an April Fool’s joke where I said I was writing a YA novel with James Patterson. I thought no one would believe this. I thought this was a very transparent gag, but you know what? People did believe it – including my mom, who loves Patterson books. She was very excited. When I finally told her it was just a joke, she was not happy with her youngest child.
She swore she would get revenge…
Don’t see the video above? Click here to download it. This video sponsored by our “GoDaddy Coupon” page.
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On March 24, 2005, Scott released his first podcast (episode 1 of EARTHCORE). Here we are, fifteen years later, still kicking out weekly content. To celebrate our crystal anniversary, we’re giving away a crap-ton of eBooks in hopes Scott’s work can help entertain people sidelined by the CORONA-19 pandemic.
We gots new fiction for you! FIRE IS ORANGE is the third installment of our “Color Series” shot story anthologies. Five brand-new stories, Scott’s first-ever published fiction, and a couple of rarities thrown in for good measure.
eBook: Currently available for Kindle (other eBook formats coming soon).
Audiobook: Stories narrated by Ray Porter, Scott […]
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Problems ordering?
If you have trouble, email us. If you reach out by any other method, we won’t see it today.
ALIVE coupon code trouble?
Buy the book without the code, then email us and we’ll apply that coupon later (today is insane for us, but we have you covered).
Publication Date
We don’t have it scheduled yet. At the latest, THE GANGSTER will ship prior to April 1. 2020.
Audiobook?
The audiobook release will coincide with the hardcover release. Scott will be narrating the audiobook.
eBook?
With purchase of the hardcover, you get the eBook for free when the hardcover publishes.
Junkies, here’s the skinny on our next release. Hunter Hunterson & Sons War Journal Vol. 1 is in production and should be available soon, both in eBook and as an audiobook. We want to get ahead of the game and let you know what’s what, in case you already have all these stories.
Here’s what this […]
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Save 25% on paperbacks, hardcovers, T-shirts and sticker packs. Boom, we’re dishing deals! Fill the holes in your bookshelf, or stock up on holiday gifts for your team — at $7.50 per paperback (or $37.50 f0r all five), you can give kick-ass presents and make out like a moolah-bandit.
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TL:DNR SUMMARY
If you’re a Simpsons fan (or you have spent basically any time on social media, ever), you might be familiar with controversy over the character Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from THE SIMPSONS.
Apu, the operator of the famed Kwik-E-Mart, is a …
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You coming to the ATL for one of the grandest cons of all? Then come pay your respects to the Godfather of crass fiction, your mighty mighty FDØ. 
This post is about being happy, productive and successful in your creative life.
I put that topic sentence right up front because this is a long post, worth reading for all creatives (but especially you writer-types). This post is about my “scoring system,” which I devised to help me from tearing my own eyes out from […]
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Hey, in addition to writing ‘dem books, I play bass guitar and I’m tickled to announce that I am now endorsed by Ernie Ball, the world’s leading manufacturer of strings and accessories. Through my work recording and playing live for Evan Diamond & The Libary, I’m now an endorsed musician!
A few […]
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Q: “So FDØ, what do you do with your copious amounts of free time?” A: For one, I dabble in music. Oh, hey, here’s a song just released by Evan Diamond that has moi on the bass. “Intersections” is the first track from Evan’s debut EP — I recorded the bass on […]
Continue Reading →With the EARTHCORE paperback finally in stores (boom!), I thought I’d celebrate by reading some reviews from the eBook and audiobook versions. It seems some people did not enjoy some of the more colorful EARTHCORE language and they weren’t shy about letting me know …
Click here to download the episode. This episode sponsored by our “GoDaddy Coupon” page.
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EARTHCORE TRADE PAPERBACK PREORDER
• Pre-order autographed copy (use the “Order Comments” field to request an autograph)
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• Or pre-order from your local brick & mortar bookstore!
There is a new version of EARTHCORE. We’ve talked about it on the podcast, on Facebook, in our newsletters and on this site, but you can’t reach everyone all the time, so this post is for the Junkies who say …
“Hey, what’s the deal with the new EARTHCORE?” I covered this a little bit in a blog post back in 2015, but let me give you the short answers here:
REASON NUMERO UNO
The new EARTHCORE is straight fire. You will love it. If you buy it (only $9.99 in print), you will feel guilty that you didn’t give me more money.
HEY, LUCAS JR., YOU TRYING TO SELL ME THE SAME STUFF TWICE?
No. I am not. I hate …
I am in no way, shape or form an expert on firearms.
I write about guns extensively in my work. Not having a background in law enforcement or the military, and not coming from a “firearm family,” when I began writing my knowledge of guns was limited to what I’d seen on TV and in […]
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Damn, it feels good to be a Junkie. To benefit the United Way of Greater Houston, Empty Set Entertainment (that’s the company that puts out the GFL books, dontchyaknow) issued a $1,000 matching challenge – for every $1 donated by Junkies, we would match $1, with the goal of hitting $2,000.
We beat that goal […]
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