Time for a little horror-movie battle, all “holiday style.” Me and Martha Stewart were knocking back shots of Tuaca, and we got to talking about the most heart-warming holiday flicks. Here’s our take on a couple of landmark moments in cinema history: 1997’s JACK FROST, or the Goldberg vehicle SANTA’S SLAY from 2005. Vote for your favorite!
JACK FROST trailer | SANTA’S SLAY trailer |
anyone catch Rare exports: a christmas tale, this holliday season?
yeah that bugged me two also thats the wronge jack frost
I noticed I’m a little late for the voting, oh well. If my only choices are these two christmas themed horror flicks I have to go with “Jack Frost” over “Santa’s Slay” because it’s a better film. Michael Keaton nails the part of Jack Frost. Goldberg was great as Santa but something is bothering me. That animal that was used kept on being referred as a reindeer it wasn’t no gosh darn Fucking REINDEER it was a DAMN Buffalo people, not a reindeer A BUFFALO!
ZOMBIES! WHERE? I do not see any Zombies…..
Zombies fuck yea.
Santa’s Slay is actuall a really fun movie it doesnt take itself to seriously its all around a good time
Dude I saw just saw santas slay about half an hour ago. That movie is fuckin hilarious. I loved it. Did anybody else notice that the guy who owned the deli was artie from warehouse 13?
I would recommend Rare Exports.
JACK FROST wins by a score of 20-8 (tallied across scottsigler.com, Facebook and Google+). Congrats, Jack, you’re the crap-tastic-est!
They both look better than Zombie Strippers
Looking for them in Netflix now…
But it’s Goldberg! Goldberg, man!
Santa’s Slay is the worst.