Your cell phone: a weapon for the Future Dark Overlord™.

Junkies, time to turn your phones into weapons of mass destruction for Pope Siglericus XXX. Check out this bad-ass collection of ringtones and wallpapers created in conjunction with Myxer.com. Arm your phone with the INFECTED 60-second promo ringtone, the INFECTED book cover wallpaper, and for funzies, ringtones with the voices of Perry Dawsey (Discipline!) and the Triangles (FEED US!).








When these babies go off and people look at you like you’re some kind of a pycho, tell them all about INFECTED’s April 1 hardcover release. Tell them about the podcasts, about your Future Dark Overlord™ and how the world is basically screwed. Tell them about Siglerism, that it’s the only true path to salvation!

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  1. Diaperman

    Scott we were commiserating on youtube about our teams at the beginning of the season.  Being a Bengals fan I relate to your pain,  but it was nice to be miserable in January instead of knowing you done in November.

  2. penguin_poet

    I too live in MI.  I’m so happy to be back in the land of the NFC North.  As a WI native I must say GO PACK! 

    But hey, I’m likin’ me some Lions too.

  3. midnightninjas

    I live in Michigan for the past 15 yrs my dad is a big lions fan and past it on to me it has been a long time for them.  they will win it all before my dad dies which isnt for a while, I hope.  GO LIONS!!!!!!

  4. Twainy

    Hope the holidays have been perfect for everyone.

    Bears game on Christmas … 7:15 kick off … 7:18 Green Bay TD … that says it all …

    Glad ur team won!! Lots of luck with the playoffs!

  5. steffiebaby140

    Cultists celebrate yule?  I am pretty sure most religious cults out there are christian…so that would be christmas lol.

    Merry Xmas junkies, and happy yule to my fellow “cultists”…aka pagans. 

  6. GeeRace

    Yes, yes, yes, an Merry Christmas indeed…And Scott, you weren’t the only one to Lions gear for Christmas.