The FDO™ will invade Australia in April 2010!

UPDATE! Copies of ANCESTOR will be available at all the conventions. This is very good news. We will not have copies of THE ROOKIE or THE STARTER, but you can get your ANCESTOR fix when you come out to see me.

Sydney March 30, 5pm Infinitas Bookshop
Perth April 1-5 SwanCon
Brisbane April 9-11 SupaNova
Melbourne April 16-18 SupaNova


Yes, Down-Under Junkies, and the rest of you too, you read that correctly — the FDO™ is invading Australia! First I kick in the doors of Sydney, then off to a trio of whoop-ass SciFi conventions in Perth, Brisbane and Melbourne. Get off the babysitter (so I can get on her), and fire up that real beer, it’s party-time.

I won’t lie, this will probably the the one and only time I can make it to your fucking awesome country. If you have any desire to see your Future Dark Overlord™, now is the time. I have always wanted to visit Australia, and I’m frickin’ fired up for this trip.

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    This is know as a Lifeboat

    Yes that is right placing toilet paper in the toilet before doing your business to prevent the well you know what is called a Lifeboat.

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

  2. GeeRace

    More Important!

    How many of you are going to do it?


    “Old Earth Detroit Lions & D’Kow War Dogs for LIFE!”

  3. avinjer


    Would that be the Smurf’s version of Mr Hanky?
    Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

  4. Twainy

    So … that was funny!!

    I tried to be an adult. I tried to stop watching it. But failed. Mr Hanky, workin’ it like a big blue Halloweeen depth charge … Ugh … I am reallly slap happy cuz I am LAUGHING! ROAR! Anatomy … gotta study .. rotflmbo … …

  5. Carnie

     Very interesting. I’ll

     Very interesting. I’ll have to check out his other videos!


    Does someone go into the park and, uh… lift up the dinosaurs’ skirts?

  6. In_The_Out_Hole

    not being facetious

    I’m just happy to see that science is always taking one more step in the right direction.

  7. BigJohn

    If I recall my GFL history timeline…


    This was the apocryphal event that divided the League of Planets and the Planetary Union. Even in the 25th century, everybody poops. Well, maybe not the Hurrah.


    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

  8. phantom_reverie

    I’m torn

    I’m either finding this really cool – or wondering why I just spent 5 1/2 minutes watching this!  Maeve is enchanted!  I think we’ve changed her life.  Tongue out

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren