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Scott, ARealGirl, Mickey and Minny all think you are the shit. Do you hear me? The

We can’t wait to hang out with you in May. Well, Scott and ARealGirl can’t, Minny will probably be pulling Mickey’s head out of the toilet. Mr. Mouse has been on a few benders lately, getting into the Tuaca, throwing up blood, that sort of thing. We keep telling her to leave his drunk ass, that she’s still a hot piece of mouse ass and should get with that Donald fella, but she stands by her beau.

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Caveats and disclaimers, a.k.a “the fine print”

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  1. ogreoregon

    I am listeneing to The Crypt again, Thank you!

    Still enjoying it… over and over Great Story and Awesome Space Action…
    *I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*


    Hidden Gems

    Yes it is true I’m one of the few that has not heard these episodes and now just listened to them for the first time. Absofreakinlutely amazing additions to what is know as “The Crypt”. My favorites of this bunch are Lt. Mac “Stone Balls” Cooley and Sgt. Shonda “Peace Sign” Bible. Can’t wait for the new episodes of “The Crypt book II”

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000

  3. bcnyou2

    We need a Private Havinwood,

    We need a Private Havinwood, don’t you think?

    deprived listener

  4. I_AM---

    Out of the crypt

    Glad to see they we retrieved from that desolate crypt and put on display where they should be…

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  5. River_Naxidel


    Im glad that you sorted out this problem before i decided to check this particular Scott Sigler story

  6. Nemesis0


    I think i remember noticing those were missing a while ago, but didn’t think much about it cause i had the podcast files from here.

  7. w_nightshade

    I just re-listened to these…

    I saved them from the original podcast broadcast.  I need more Crypt, man… >>>[-Seth The Hammer Hanisek, Fullback, Woo Wallcrawlers]