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Aw, snap! You heard me on Adam Carolla and thought you’d stop by, eh? Welcome! I’ve been a fan of Adam for years and being on the show was fucking awesome. I assume you’re interested in my print novels and audiobooks, so below is the info:


SCOTT’s BOOKS IN STORES:
Get your ass to the bookstore and find my goods. The novels INFECTED, CONTAGIOUS and ANCESTOR are in all the major bookstores, or you can snag that shit from Amazon. The stories are also available as eBooks and audiobooks — click here to see all the things I’m pimpin’.


SCOTT’s FREE AUDIOBOOK PODCASTS:
You listen to Adam’s podcast, so you know what the hell you’re doing already. I’ve got eight unabridged novels and three short story collections — all free — ready to violate your ear canals. The front page of this site shows the current novel, where I post a new episode every week. Right now it is ANCESTOR, so enjoy.

You can also get my free “back list” of novels over at Podiobooks.com.

Check out the podcast novels available using the “Audiobooks” menu in right in the upper left-hand corner (right below the obnoxious, summer-movie-poster “SCOTT SIGLER!” logo).


SUBSCRIBE IT UP:
Look on the right-hand side of the page at “Subscribe or be destroyed!” You can get my podcast on iTunes, get the RSS, or do that Twitter/Facebook/Myspace thing. Go ahead, get me every damn week, be my little audio bitch …

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  1. DEAD_SILVER_EAGLE_BAYL06

    Reformed?

    It’s not like I heard that one before.

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

  2. Gmork

    Meth Pigeon Origins…

    Meth Pigeon is a result of a series of tweets Sigler made.  If you follow him on Twitter, you’ll see he frequently tweets about walking his Dog of Evil.  Upon one of these walks, he tweeted about coming across a pigeon that looked as if it was following them… taunting them… like he was strung out on meth and looking to cut a brutha.

    I’ll see if I can dig up the tweets, but suffice it to say it was entertaining and a bunch of industrious junkies went and created a Twitter account for Meth Pigeon along with an account here in the forums.

    Hope that helps!

  3. Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

    Dang, I’m Sorry

    Now that you’ve asked, I can’t believe I can’t recall meth pigeon’s evil origins. Dx

    “Clever girl.” ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

  4. Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

    Good to know I’m not alone, lol.

    “Clever girl.” ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

  5. Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

    Uh-oh!

    I’d definitely better look away (and watch my back)!

    “Clever girl.” ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

  6. MethPigeon

    Why I never!

    I am a completely reformed pigeon! And I’ll cut the first person who thinks otherwise. On that note, move along…this isn’t the pigeon you looking for..ya thats the ticket…  >:)

  7. Twowire

    You know what IBS?

    You may be right….meth pigeon’s be on the low, low way to long.  He has to be up to something  😉

     

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m]
    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

  8. DEAD_SILVER_EAGLE_BAYL06

    Meth Pigeon?

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

  9. Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

    Evil Site has Evil Plans

    I blame the meth pigeon!

    “Clever girl.” ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

  10. steffiebaby140

    interesting….

    The only one who can stop the FDO is the FDO. Do not mess with the affairs of monsters, for you are tasty and good with ketchup.

  11. Factualvermin

    add. info

    it was a few days before i could get on. sorry i just needed to vent on that one

    BlackShard Syndicate ShardBorn Forever!

  12. Factualvermin

    horse shit!

    this happened to me a couple of months back and i was just a guest. it really annoyed meYell

    BlackShard Syndicate ShardBorn Forever!

  13. exotiKali

    That story made me so upset …

    … the only thing that could cheer me up is Gmork-flavored crack.

    [flickr-photo:id=4722743287,size=m] DragonLady of DØØM & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren

  14. dozier1375

    don’t forget you…

    [flickr-photo:id=5069323983,size=m]

    The quiet guy in the corner, figuring out how to destroy all of you.

  15. Drelijarlos

    So Let it Be Written…. So Let it Be Done

    Speak ‘o Siglerisimo and it shall be done!

     

    May barbarians invade your personal space!

  16. Carnie

    Ooooooooo…

     New layout incoming?

    __________________________________________________________________

    Does someone go into the park and, uh… lift up the dinosaurs’ skirts?

  17. Gmork

    You whores!

    The FDO, like any writer, might be accustomed to rejection letters from traditional publishing houses, but a rejection from his own site?! That’s a kick in the nads….and you can talk about is crack hits. That’s it … I think as punishment you all should send your crack hits to ME!Tongue out

    Looking forward to site changes, especially if it kicks the spammers to the curb!

  18. DEAD_SILVER_EAGLE_BAYL06

    Viva, Generalisimo!

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

  19. DEAD_SILVER_EAGLE_BAYL06

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS GO, YOU SHALL NOT COLLECT $200

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

  20. Carnie

     Apparently the Scott

     Apparently the Scott Sigler from 2008 didn’t want you to have access >.>

    __________________________________________________________________

    Does someone go into the park and, uh… lift up the dinosaurs’ skirts?

  21. ScottEPond

    I do remember!

    But where did the dancing ice cream cones come into the scene…?

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    scottepond.com

  22. exotiKali

    That’s because you donated …

    … all your crack to me. Remember? I made you that funny tasting drink, and then you went on an unicorn ride with an koala named Jethro and you signed your crack over to me. REMEMBER??

    [flickr-photo:id=4722743287,size=m] DragonLady of DØØM & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren

  23. ScottEPond

    No, he was trying to give me some…

    … since I hit my 2-year mark in something like a week.

    I’d love to give you an exact date but the site denied me from looking at my profile as well… firckity-frackity-fuckity.

    [flickr-photo:id=4872769926,size=m] • [flickr-photo:id=4872123139,size=m] • [flickr-photo:id=4933249630,size=m]

    scottepond.com

  24. phantom_reverie

    Denied!

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

  25. Death_Tone

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    “Who is Number One?”, “You, are Number Six!”, “I am not a number, I am a free man!”

  26. Mr_Fahrenheit

    Are you certain you’re not Tyler Durden?

    — Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

  27. GeeRace

    Well

    After the take over, we will have FDOnet.  Problem solved

     

    “Old Earth Detroit Lions & D’Kow War Dogs for LIFE!”

  28. exotiKali

    Were you trying to give me crack hits?

    [flickr-photo:id=4722743287,size=m] DragonLady of DØØM & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren

  29. PerfectDayForDying

    In the words of the loquacious Greg Crites…

    … HAR!

    I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling