German EARTHCORE trailer!


Day-yum this is sweet! The German publisher of EARTHCORE just posted a trailer to YouTube. You say you can’t find a copy of EARTHCORE for less than $65? Well, problem solved, all you have to do is learn to speak another language. Your FDO™ has always got your back.

Oh, you already speak German? Than click here to order ze book! Schnel! Schnell!

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  1. coxbrother

    Germans rock

    Can’t read the German edition but it sure do. Look good on the shelf.

    Take no prisoners. Take no ….!

  2. JP


    You got me.  Technically, both spellings are correct, but the words mean different things.  I goofed.  you caught a usage blunder rather than a spelling blunder:


    USAGE The words discrete and discreet are pronounced in the same way and share the same origin but they do not mean the same thing. Discrete means ‘separate, distinct’ (e.g. a finite number of discrete categories), while discreet means "careful, judicious, circumspect" (e.g. you can rely on him to be discreet). 


    Thanks for keeping me in line! 

  3. Pjotr_NL


    it is the sequel  to earthCore Tongue out

    [1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

  4. JP

    Wait a minute…!

    Damn cool vid, except for the horribly low budget creature.  But wait, this seems to be a trailer for an expensive Earthcore ripoff–called "EARTHORE."  Don’t believe me?  Look at what the FDO typed under the video.  Since he doesn’t make mistakes, this is either a discrete way to tell us there’s nefarious stuff abounding, or maybe HUTCHINS hacked the site.  Just like he did with the whole "clone line" fiasco.  (I’ve got your back, FDO…)  Oh well, as cool as the trailer is, just imagine what the trailer for the actual book will look like!

  5. Gmork

    cool advert

    and the music from The Transfer really brings it together.  World domination is truly underway!

  6. Brombi

    UK…….F… me!

    Just for your amusement….

    Here’s the link to the UK Amazon site, where they sell Earthcore FROM £ 49.79……..thats about $100
    Please bare in mind, the exchange rate is currently $1 = £0.50 or £1 = $ 1.99.

    They are ripping us foreign UK junkies off!!

    Fuck this, on my next trip to Germany, I get myself a fu*%ing german book now. The language of true evil and then I gonna clone ya all….. eh, sorry, wrong podcaster……sorry FDO

  7. Tosus

    German book tour?

    Please tell me you will be making a book tour of Germany in support of this book. We will make it worth your while, wir deutsche Junkies.

  8. Pjotr_NL

    … and opened up something …

    should be (at least I think so)

    …and finds something…

    [1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

  9. Pjotr_NL


    Neuer Deutschen Junkies kommen Sie zu Uns. Wilkommen.

    my german s**ks but I tried.

    [1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

  10. BarbaraJ

    Ich bin ein Junkie

    Ich bin ein Junkie
    Come on, you know you were all thinking it.  Well at least the babyboomers and the Gen X-ers that bothered cracking a book.
    Tastes Like Chicken

  11. StephenK

    Kick Ass!

    Want Want Want!

    When will earthcore and ancestor be re-printed?

    I’m converting people to the holy church of Sigler everyday but I can’t let them near my copies… with their grubby little fingers and the uncontrollable drooling …

  12. Scott


    No wonder Bryan Clauser doesn’t trust you. The link worked perfectly all along. Yeah, that’s the ticket …

  13. fluffyMcFlufferson

    link broken

    The link links us back to your site, Scott.

    ….I love fluffy bunnies