Mr_Fahrenheit

Services offered include:

Heist's planned, governments overthrown, rebellions crushed, dictators installed, wars fought, supermodels seduced, secret layers defended, deforestation, reforestation, women wooed, invasions plotted, bets rigged, plaid tanks sourced, gold bullion procured, apocolypses averted, duels fought, distressed damsels rescued, cattle rustled.

I am accompanied by, in no particular order, an assortment of bad guys.