Exile

Life goal: to have my name used as a character in the GFL series, even if it is only as a weekly 'deaths' announcement; "Krackens waterboy and gopher, Joe 'The uni-bopper' Peck, met an untimely death in last weeks home game when he fell into a Kee Gatorade bucket and drowned. The Krackens flew the team flag at 1/32 mast because 'he was such a tiny guy that 1/2 mast seemed a little excessive.'"