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Okay, because I love you Junkies, and so many folks were interested in the traditional one-color "Keep Calm" tee, we're taking Belladonna420's cool idea, Pondy's clean and true design, and offering it as a pre-order only option.  

These t-shirts will only be on sale until May 17th, and will not be available for sale after that.

Available for pre-order now. These t-shirts are ordered and will ship out from Dark Øverlord in mid-May.

Sizes: small - 3XL currently available.

Isn't this the coolest? Genius Junkie Belladonna420 dreamed this up one afternoon goofing around to post on Facebook. It was so great we had to make it into a tee (don't worry, we checked with Bella first.)

This design by Scott E Pond has nods to Hokor the Hookchest's team colors as well as his favorite team direction.

Available for pre-order now. These t-shirts are ordered and will ship out from Dark Øverlord in mid-May.

Sizes: small - 3XL currently available.

What?  You're the Wolfpack's biggest fan?  Well, time to get your gear on!

And once you do, for goodness sake, send in a picture of yourself in the tee! The FDØ™ has taken to reenacting shots from the latest J. Crew catalog, and that's not good for anyone.

The details:

- T-shirt design by Big Fish Scott E. Pond, in-house designer for Dark Øverlord Media.

- T-shirt is a Hanes tagless T, 100% cotton.

Signed, limited edition, and personalization available only in pre-order!  Get it while it's hot!   All hardcovers come with the eBook for free.  All versions of this book (eBook, treebook and audiobook)  publish on September 4th, 2012.

Heading to the Black Hole for kick-off?  Make sure you're wearing your team pride.

The details:

- T-shirt design by Big Fish Scott E. Pond, in-house designer for Dark Øverlord Media.

- T-shirt is a Hanes tagless T, 100% cotton.

(mp3 zipped, 1.02 GB) - THE ALL-PRO Audio Book is a highly produced, totally awesome experience chalk full of sounds effects, music and the awesome vocal performance of Scott himself. 

(Hardcover) THE ALL-PRO is sold out in hardcover.  Paperback edition out in 2013.