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During the 2000 election, one of the nighttime talk shows decided to have some fun with the whole "chad" thing. Several generic male models walked onto the stage and introduced themselves as various varieties of Chads (dimpled Chad, pregnant Chad). "Hanging Chad" was wearing a bathrobe. After he introduced himself, he attempted to remove it. The host stopped him.
"I love the smell of dead triangles in the morning…The smell, you know that rotting smell…smells like victory"
---Perry Dawsey paraphrasing Robert Duvall