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Quyth Eye Color anecdote
Here's the anecdote that was mentioned at SiglerFest. It stemmed from a discussion about Quyth eye color, and how you need a chart to keep track of all the different Quyth moods:
For some silly reason, I picture a tourist to a Quyth world having a laminated set of cards, similar to the Fish identification cards you can take diving.
Melvin: "Madge, there's a big warrior coming this way, and he looks surly!"
Madge: "What color is his eye?"
Melvin (squinting): "It looks orange."
Madge, flipping through the stack: "According to this, he's happy."
Melvin: "Whew." (snaps photo)
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