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Kill me in an exotic way
Scott, Can't wait man!! As someone who used to clean crime and trauma scenes, I have a unique perspective on death. Shotgun blast to the head? Yup, cleaned it. Forklift crushes head? Yup, cleaned it. I only ask that you kill me in a way that I have not cleaned. I will tell you I have cleaned many ways in which people have died or killed themselves. Please make my death a most memorable experience. I would be honored if you killed me in the most gruesome. morbid, most vile way you could ever imagine! Slowly though. Like a stake vertically driven through my ass on an upward angle so that I feel it impale my intestines....ya know something that would make even you squirm. Thanks man! Tony


