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i think he's one of them...

After a long and semi-infuriating day, my man and I were supposed to have dinner and drinks. This was to be the the highlight of the most draining 24 hours I've had in a while. I drove from work, in Albany, to home, in Oakland, to Lanesplitters, in Berkeley, only to find him standing outside to tell me that something came up and he had to go. I, needless to say, was pissed. I got home, cracked open a beer and went to check my email... low and behold the Potentate of Perversion had me epoxied to my Mac! Of course my imagination started to churn. i realised that i have never seen my gentleman friend in the day light... and neither has any of our friends. He is of awfully large stature... really strong and very much into the way things smell... he sniffs things a lot. Kind of weird, suspicious even. could he be one of them? He does describe himself as being nocturnal... I guess I'll find out soon enough... Thanks for making this borderline shitty day more entertaining than I thought it could!

I'm not a flake... I'm just not a big believer of reality...