Reply to Comment
Going for the extreme here but ...
... rather than you reading what we wrote, what if we read what you wrote? I'm sure there are some people here with a microphone who can read your work. I can hear it now: Perry cutting off his parts to dig out the triangle ... read by a fan doing Donald Duck.
Ordialog by someone sucking helium? LOL. I'm already hearing it in my head. Its too funny, come listen.