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Here's what I wrote:
You've managed to enrage General Siglerisimo (aka Scott Sigler) by blatantly stealing his marketing strategy of "Bumrushing the Charts" for your Christmas album. He has declared a Jihad on you, thereby sicking the Assassins of Supreme Sigler (ASSes) upon you. The only way in which you can get him to lift this edict is to petition his alter ego Pope Siglericus XXXth for clemency. His email address is <email@example.com>. I suggest you invite him to appear on your show. I'm guessing Scott will swallow his pride if you let him revel as the media whore he is.
Thank you for your time,
I know Scott liked what I wrote, but I figured it would be more effective if we all wrote original letters rather than cutting and pasting some sort of form letter. Feel free to use this if you want to however. Sending something is much better than sending nothing if you can't think of anything to write. Just don't forget to change the name and location ;)
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