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Shoot FDO(tm) just drink him under the table...
Be smart as a serpent and gentle as a dove. Invite Jzzzhutchinsssss to the NYC pub crawl and drink the little guy under the table. When he's passed out, you can use him for a footrest until you deem to leave for your hotel.
Then go on his website with all that "silver case" stuff and leave an off-te-wall comment. He'll have a Hangover From Hell and confusion all at the same time.
Remember, he met with his publisher about marketing something. Its probably damaged his brain.
Good times! Good times.
"Defeat HELL! I'm advancing to the rear." --Gen. George Patton