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Instructor Shortissimus at your serviceEh, it's nothing that big really. Short-iss-ih-muss. Kinda like the Roman gladiators of old, except a lot more diminutive. But what can I say? Even us pretendiators have some pride. Your previous pronunciation just amused me, because it sounded like some sort of shorts themed holiday special. Happy Shortsmas! Get your boxer shaped cards here! *amused* Or maybe it would be a holiday specifically for those of us of the shorter persuasion? Hmm. This requires some thought. I never mind getting more presents.