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'Twas the night before Dragon*Con, and all through the con, people were sleeping, dreaming dreams of Han. Well, no, actually, it was during Dragon*Con, and no one sleeps there. There were more than a few Han Solos, though. At Dragon*Con 2010, Scott read his first monster story. "First," as in, written for his fourth-grade class project. Several Junkies recorded this on their cell phones. We put the video together so we could give y'all a little FridayFix Christmas present. Enjoy! Want to see the illustrations? Click here. Click here to download the video (128mb, it's a biggun'). |




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Origiinal FDO
From a young age the FDO knew he would one day rule the world!!!
Yes I'm kissing ass, and yes I'm quite badly drunk
No deleting this comment!
Scottsigler.com, where drunken mistakes last even beyond a shot of penicillin.
Great.........
Hangover and to make it worse your goding me............. Yes goding, its a word, look it up (I cannot be held responsible for spelling mistakes due to the truck that is constantly ramming my head)
Prodigious talent!
Merry Christmas!
aka nilling
Haha gotta love that
Troo geenius rite thair lol
Ha! That was Great, thanks so much for sharing
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Wolfpack Quarterback
Where does this fit into the continuity?
I'm guessing it's somewhere between Earthcore and Infected. But then again, the military structure is reminiscent of the battle of 1812, so maybe pre-Kissyman?
I'm so glad I listened to this story AFTER I got back from my cruise in the Pacafac!
I guess the "Tentacles" are the ones floating on the one side, the "tentacles" are the ones hanging on the other side, and the "more tentacles" are the ones that grabbded the divers at the end of the story.
Nice work! I especially like the DØM self-published binding. Will we see a retro-style hardcover for a future DØM release?
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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.
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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.
Let's do it in 2011!
Don't tell ARealGirl, John. We should take all of my childhood and high-school stories and put them in a special hardcover volume. It would take like 15 minutes!My First Nøvel™!
Sweet. My own first novel was in the 7th grade, "The Life and Times of Bernard Basketball," was written in cursive (for which I was marked down) and bound in a piece of linoleum floor tile.
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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.
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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.
That was...
...the perfect way to start Christmas. :D
That's the Flower of Death
Boo-yah.
A tentacle killed my mother
Luckily, I didn't witness the trauma because it happened before I was born.
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YES!
Coming from someone who was in that crowd that day, this was FANTASTIC. I'm in a couple of these angles too, haha. Sadly the angle i recorded and sent in didn't make the cut, but i absolutely love this.
No worries
Thanks for recording, regardless.
See how he is...
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*Proud member of GirlCo and The Gutter Sisteren. The CBBC Crack Mamma*
Funny as hell
but out of the mouth of babes...
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CBBC Tigress & Proud member of the Gutter Sistren
That's how I write now, no
That's how I write now, no wonder people laugh at me. Cervill
but look at what you could become when you grow up?!
and they might be laughing with you rather than at you :)
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CBBC Tigress & Proud member of the Gutter Sistren
not bad for fourth grade
You remind me of my own 4th grade story. They said I was good with dialog. Sometimes I wonder if I should try the writing thing, but it seems like an awful lot of training and work. heh.
Furry cows moo and decompress.
Furry cows moo and decompress.
But the important question is.....
did you get an A on the paper???? That was awesome Scott no matter what grade you received.
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Great Entertainment Scott!
Finally got the chance to watch "Tentacles." What fun! Thanks for giving us a peek at the early mind of the future FDO. Great illustrations too!
I think I got a B
And, coincidentally, the teacher and her four cats vanished the next day. No one knows what became of them. I got all As after that.
I Got Grabded
Dude, I totally look up and got grabded by this story. It was excellent. Even in 4th grade you had a great sense for suspenseful scene enders.
Ha!
You got grabded. Love it.
good stuff
so when can we expect the sequel? i am DYING to find out what that thick goo was!
some people never go crazy. what truely horrible lives they must lead.~Bukowski