THE CHAMPION Episode #3

Hours after the Galaxy Bowl, Quentin is still in the locker room, waiting for Messal the Efficient to organize the mission to save Quentin’s sister Jeanine. The crowds are gone and the final stragglers are filtering out of the stadium — can Quentin slip away unseen, or will Gredok the Splithead stop him from leaving?

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  1. Profile photo of Mark SMark S

    T-Shirt Suggestion:

    Title: Galactic Football League
    Graphic: Images of all of the different races/nations
    Quotes: “Peacefully uniting all races together” or “United We Stand, Tackled We Fall”

  2. Profile photo of LoialLoial

    I would buy the Trench Warfare Tour t-shirt.

    I would also like to see a Texas Earthling team shirt. The red, white, and blue fileds with the white star would create conversations in my city plus it would be very patriotic.

  3. Abra

    I’m with you on the purist nation space yachts shirt. That’d be awesome. I’d also be happy to pick up a hill walkers shirt.

  4. Profile photo of Robert WrightRobert Wright

    T-shirt Idea.

    Shirt says “Don’t Mess with Messal” and has a picture of the Quith worker Messal behind it.

    (I am going with the non-cannon story of what Messal has done that that Q does NOT know about)

  5. Brian macfie

    The new t shirt should be 2 bloody hands with nine fingers with Barnes written under neath!! MAybe Barnes written in blood also!!

  6. Profile photo of David KaneshiroDavid Kaneshiro

    Alright. Hear me out. A lot of gfl shirts are jocky and sporty. Let’s get some nerdy shirts. Like purist nation space yachts, with a almost “mad Mike’s used car sale” feel to it. Or a dinolition shirt. Or a church of Quinton barnes.

  7. Patricia

    Messal is my Shamakath* (and yup, still typing phonetically, because… I’m audiobook lame, right now)

    I am loving him, man.

    LOVING.

    * I corrected the spelling of “Messal” for ya — Scott.

  8. MBilica

    I would like a Jupiter Jacks shirt. The Dinolition and Title Fight shirts are also good ideas, as well as the commercials sponsors.

    What about logos on baseball caps?

  9. Profile photo of agent_minivannagent_minivann

    For a team shirt, I want the Vik Vanguard. It has the right colors so I can rock it at the local high school football games.

    For non team shirts, Trench Warfare concert shirt with tour dates would be awesome.

  10. Profile photo of jokerdasjokerdas

    Alright!! New shirts!!!

    Sponsor shirts:
    Junkie Gin

    Kolok the Daring’s Spindly Spider Snacks – Now in nacho flavor

    Character shirts:
    Ionath Sports on UBS with Masara the Observant and Chick McGee, everyone’s favorite color commentator.

    “Do not offend the Old Ones of the firmament!” -Crazy George Starcher

    “Polisher of a dirty universe and keeper of the far flame!” – Crazy George Starcher

    Other:
    I like the idea of a System Police shirt.

    “113 – The Combine” for Quentin’s designation while on the Combine.

    Intergalactic Fighting Association Chaiyal “The Heretic” North VS Korak the Cutter in a fighting poster style.

  11. Profile photo of Chuck VanTChuck VanT

    I have a T-shirt suggestion

    Quinton Barnes back to back with Don Pine in a sort of “Then and Now” Galaxy Bowl MVP Winning Quarterback theme.

    If you pick this design…. XXL, please LOL

  12. Ben Dowell

    Ok, I’m just going to cross the streams here:

    What about a theater movie poster for “BLUE BALLS” Worst movie of all time, now a holographically remastered cult classic.

    The tag-line for the poster could say “I hunt killers all day, and kill monsters all night. I don’t have time for love.”

  13. Ben Dowell

    Glad to see I’m not the only one wanting a Chucky Chong’s tee, or a Trench Warfare tour tee. Great choices everyone!

    IF it has to be a team tee, Bartel Waterbugs! I ALMOST got their logo tattooed on me instead of OS1.

  14. Dave Fisk

    I am the t-shirt king. My t-shirts for my company always go quickly!

    -A shirt promoting that Chinese restaurant QB and the boys trash trying to rescue Ju. Can’t remember the name of the place.

    -This:
    Mitchell “The Machine” Fayed

    (date of birth) (date of death)

    Never Forget

    -Poughkipsie Pete Dinolition shirt.

    -“Vacation in the Portath Cloud!”

    -This:
    Kimberland University

    Est: 2872

    – “Homer brand puke buckets: Good enough for Quinton Barnes. Good enough for you”

    -and of course..one I’ve been hoping for for a LONG time.

    …a Michovi Raiders t-shirt

    1. Profile photo of NerdScottNerdScott

      Riffing on the restaurant theme:
      *Chucky Chong’s League-Style House of Chow (filling in the blank for Mr. Fisk)

      *Torba the Hungry’s

      *The Blessed Lamb [Humans Only]

      *Mister Sam’s BBQ Chicken Shack (Ok, I don’t know if it was a shack – did the restaurant even have a name?)

  15. Profile photo of NerdScottNerdScott

    My T-shirt thoughts:
    *Junkie Gin (as has been proposed)

    *a shirt sporting a Miller Lager “Beer-dolier” (yes, Miller Brewing of this century may object but it would definitely be Tweedy Brothers Approved)

    *a Trench Warfare tour shirt (that has dates, cities, etc.; apparently other Junkies reading my mind here, now that I’ve read more comments)

    *Sayed Luxury Yachts (“A ride fine enough for High One Himself”)

    I must similarly un-vote for the FDO butt shirt. Thanks for soliciting Junkie feedback on this.

    Shipping Day can’t get here soon enough. I’m going to dive into the e-book until the dead-tree edition hits my porch! Happy hell-week, y’all!

  16. Profile photo of RyanRyan

    I love the Trench Warfare, Junkie Gin and Church of Quentin Barnes shirt ideas! Perhaps a Mosul the Efficient OG t-shirt to show off his new found badassery

    and Scott I’ve got some Narragansett’s (16 oz of awesomeness) under my belt for the week I believe I’ve got your Bud Light beat.

  17. Profile photo of Ginger the soul reaperGinger the soul reaper

    Junky Gin

    A Trench Warfare Galactic tour shirt with all the tour dates and locations on the back

    A Danny the dolphin shirt saying I’m your guy buddy

    Super Mega Junkie!!!

    COQB

    Picture of the gold plated puke bucket

    Chucks Chongs LeagueStyle House of Chow shirt

    Mr Sams BBQ

  18. Profile photo of Muddy_JunkieMuddy_Junkie

    From above I like the ideas of:
    Junkie Gin
    Trench Warfare
    Dinolition
    Glory Warpigs
    COQB

    Or maybe:
    Prawatt Jihad Harpies
    Portath Cloud – maybe a warning sign?
    Species Specific “System Police” Rookie/In Training shirt
    Zoroastrian Guild – kind of like the “Don’t Tread on Me” shirts?

  19. Profile photo of BigJohnBigJohn

    I’m loving the idea of a Dinolition shirt, and the Junkie Gin shirt. If we’re doing product placement shirts, I’ll throw Spider-snacks in there as well.

    For team shirt, I would suggest Jupiter Jacks.

  20. Ross Ireland

    Maybe something about Nine-Finger-Barnes? Syed Starships? Junkie Gin? I like ancillary stuff. I like the idea of a Trench Warfare tour shirt.

  21. Ari B.

    I can only assume that the “Sigler’s Photocopied Butts” are a new GFL team from Uranus. As such, they totally deserve a t-shirt.

  22. Ruppfire

    What about doing a Galaxy Bowl championship game shirt? You would have almost unlilmited options. Most recent game, games past…

  23. Profile photo of Insignificant Blood SplatterInsignificant Blood Splatter

    Oh! A Junkie Gin shirt. We totally need a Junkie Gin shirt. Cause junkies are classy like that.

    Or what about a Trench Warfare shirt? 😀 Actually, I like this idea better than Junkie Gin.

    If it’s going to be a team shirt, I throw my vote towards the Glory Warpigs, as that could make a cool shirt.

    But really, Trench Warfare shirt, yes!

    Please do not photocopy your butt onto a shirt, though. That may be the one FDO shirt I actually do not want. Sorry, FDO!

    TWO DAYS AWAY Can’t wait to bust through reading The Champion (and finding out what number I got)!

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