Plaid tanks roll: China, France, Turkey fall

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Attention, citizens of China, France and Turkey. You are doomed. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you may officially kiss your collective butts goodbye, because INFECTED will soon be published in your countries. You are now doomed to suffer the fate destined for billions — subjugation at the hands of Siglerism.


Sigler Love Letters:

  • Dear China: And you thought communism was strict? Puh-leeze! The publisher Yilin Magazine will ensure the world’s largest country now falls to the plaid tanks. To be published in Chinese simplified characters.
  • Dear Turkey: Totalitarianism is fun! Just ask the publisher E Yayinlari, who is kicking out INFECTED in Turkish! 
  • Dear France: Thanks to publisher Editions Bragelonee, your Napoleonic ways come back to bite you in the baugette as General Siglerisimo rolls across the countryside …
In all seriousness, I’m thrilled to be published in each of these countries, and I’m looking forward to strong relationships with the respective publishers. What a thrill!
THE CURRENT LIST OF COUNTRIES INFECTED BY SIGLERISM:
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Comments

  1. OJ_Mathis_Wrenn

    you are

    and always will be a fool for questioning Sigler.

    "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

    General George S. Patton Jr.

  2. Shadygirl

    The FDO is ALWAYS right!

    “I’m going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead” – Miranda Lambert

  3. OJ_Mathis_Wrenn

    I thought India had the

    I thought India had the largest population…. or is that largest population density….

    "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

    General George S. Patton Jr.

  4. rgelb

    Geography

    Far be it for me to question the geography credentials of the FDO, however, just wanted to point out that China is NOT the largest country.  Russia is, by far.

     

  5. zZzacha

    Ah, we are in cheat mode!

    Ah, we are in cheat mode! Well, in that case we can put the Belgian flag up there too: once for the Dutch version of Infected and once for the French version.

    Yes, my dear sweet cheating Overlord. If you want to cheat, we love to assist!

  6. zZzacha

    Congrats, my sweet lovely cheating FDO

    Congrats on conquering three more countries!

    I love it, that you have 2 Dutch flags in your flag list. I know, it’s easy to cheat when you call one flag ‘Netherlands’ and the other one ‘Dutch flag’ and I love that we, the Dutch, are so important in your conquest. Of course we are. We are very weird people, we deserve to be mentioned twice. At least! I can’t wait to see the flag for Holland there too :)

  7. Twowire

    People of the World Resistance if futile!

    Prepare to be assimilated or crushed beneath the tracks of the FDO’s plaid tanks.

    “I still can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.”

  8. Scott

    Equal opportunity dictator

    That’s me! Regardless of your race, creed, color or nationality, you will all be subjugated. I’m just open-minded like that. 

  9. Twowire

    Congrats FDO!

    Siglerism continues its spread across the globe. Your plans for World domination are nearing fruition.

    “I still can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.”