Is there an ETA on the whole takeover?

Posted January 14th, 2008 by Medri
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I was wondering if you could let me know how long until the whole takeover, as I am really getting sick of these things called humans.. Fuck even families aren't worth the effort needed..
‹ I think I just created a new junkie today Cleaning up Sigler ›

Just be sure to let me know when....and where...

ogreoregon's picture
On April 8th, 2008 (12:59 GMT) ogreoregon says:
I'll bring the Depends and the hula hoops.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

i'll bring the M&M's

treed's picture
On April 8th, 2008 (13:58 GMT) treed says:

-
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Well, if Sigler wants to take over

Mycroft's picture
On April 8th, 2008 (08:06 GMT) Mycroft says:
he better hurry up and kill me. I already went to San Diego and set all the Sigler Traps. Soon I will be traveling to Dallas (close enough to Houstan) to set up more Sigler traps there. Comic Con is coming and Sigler is traveling to San Diego. That's when things get interesting. And remember, he has to kill me in an original way, not the same old way the media has already tried. On a clear disk, you can seek forever.

When we take over

The Terran's picture
On April 7th, 2008 (23:48 GMT) The Terran says:
When we help Overlord Sigler take over. Do we all get matching shirts, socks and hats?

And Belts!

SynapticJam's picture
On April 8th, 2008 (05:35 GMT) SynapticJam says:

We need belts that match the shoes!!!!

All I ever needed to know I learned from Herb Tarlek! 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


Belt buckle

The Terran's picture
On April 8th, 2008 (15:31 GMT) The Terran says:
And all our matching belts will have a big, golden, OJ as the belt buckle.

yeah,

SynapticJam's picture
On April 9th, 2008 (05:37 GMT) SynapticJam says:

And for those junkies from Texas, we can mount the big golden OJ on a hub cap from a cadillac! 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


ummmmm

treed's picture
On April 9th, 2008 (07:21 GMT) treed says:

-no
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


???

wallerdad's picture
On April 9th, 2008 (05:46 GMT) wallerdad says:

 Just what are you trying to say?

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

sick, twisted, demented and trival, that's what your mind is

treed's picture
On April 8th, 2008 (08:02 GMT) treed says:

-damn it man, when will friday HAPPEN?? not soon enough
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Mondays are the pits

On March 28th, 2008 (19:47 GMT) firefly_Jedi says:
My vote is for the weekend, anything not to have to get up monday morning

if we bring time travel into it

treed's picture
On March 13th, 2008 (10:56 GMT) treed says:

it has already happened 


As Robert Asprin pointed out

zackmann's picture
On March 12th, 2008 (15:31 GMT) zackmann says:
As Robert Asprin pointed out in one of the myth books we can't just take over we have tee shirts and commemorative mugs to manufacture and sell

Could it be on a weekend?

The Terran's picture
On March 12th, 2008 (01:42 GMT) The Terran says:
Please Mr. Sigler, could the final war of conquest be on a saturday?, that is the day that works the best for me.

Saturday works for me also

wallerdad's picture
On March 12th, 2008 (05:52 GMT) wallerdad says:

But during the work week would be good too, maybe I could take out a few co-workers and blame it on The Sigler

 

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  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

not saturday

treed's picture
On March 12th, 2008 (11:04 GMT) treed says:
that's the only day i get to sleep in (til 7am, 8 if i am lucky)

That's cause your kids are older...

SynapticJam's picture
On March 12th, 2008 (11:01 GMT) SynapticJam says:

I'd like to sleep in someday...   ahhh....  "I'll have plenty of time to sleep in after Sigler kills me..." 

 

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Saturday would work for me...

SynapticJam's picture
On March 12th, 2008 (06:04 GMT) SynapticJam says:

Of course, so would Monday, or Wednesday, or hell, any day for that matter. 

 

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doesn't really matter

Pjotr NL's picture
On March 12th, 2008 (07:27 GMT) Pjotr NL says:

to me because I'd be happy to leave work and help and/o watch the Sigler

 

All that matters is getting my fix.


We have to agree in a day for the uprising, or maybe...

The Terran's picture
On March 12th, 2008 (14:58 GMT) The Terran says:
Ok, the Siglerists that need to sleep late on saturdays, will take over the offices during the midweek. The ones that want to do it on the immediate saturday, will take advantage of the initial confusion on the weekend and finish the job in their area. The ones that do not mind which day, will be support mobile troops for the rest. Night vision devices will de available for those that want to work late at night. Complementary cold orange juice for those in hight temperature areas. Is that a plan guys and girls? (of course Overlord Sigler has the final say).

Now that's a plan

Pjotr NL's picture
On March 12th, 2008 (16:10 GMT) Pjotr NL says:

now we just need some food and we'd be good t go.

 

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


Very well done...

SynapticJam's picture
On March 12th, 2008 (15:05 GMT) SynapticJam says:

We have our logistics officer! 

 

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If it's not already taken

n8man's picture
On March 13th, 2008 (14:31 GMT) n8man says:
i'll be the officer in charge of stuff that goes "boom!"

And if this one is not already taken

The Terran's picture
On March 15th, 2008 (02:25 GMT) The Terran says:
i'll be the officer in charge of stuff that goes "please!, no! I surrender! don't destroy me!"

Sigler Time?

zackmann's picture
On January 20th, 2008 (06:43 GMT) zackmann says:
With Scott's view of time. It might be like the 2nd coming, not even the Son knows the hour. Actually it likely will be a sign of the second coming.

Pure curiosity as to how

Medri's picture
On January 19th, 2008 (18:45 GMT) Medri says:
Pure curiosity as to how long I have to pretend to like people.. oh and the knowledge that he would never kill me.

???

Delhome's picture
On January 19th, 2008 (17:16 GMT) Delhome says:
What gives you the right to question the shamekah's plans?!?!? I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire, and resident lurker on the forums....

I do not talk to myself...

Medri's picture
On January 19th, 2008 (16:10 GMT) Medri says:
I do not talk to myself... That is a lie spread by everyone everywhere cos they all hate me

Not sure when..

Medri's picture
On January 19th, 2008 (16:44 GMT) Medri says:
But hey Sigler will do it when he has everything in place. However you will not be spared.. You have shown no loyalty at all.. and you talk to yourself..

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