Official Drunk Thread

Posted December 20th, 2007 by Paladin

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This is what this forum needs a place to post after drinking. No editing allowed. Been drinking javk since 6pm.

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what is more anoying?

On July 6th, 2008 (01:02 GMT) jtswambo says:

2 much alchohol in your blood system or 2 much blood in your alchohol system

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.

Why Drink?

On July 5th, 2008 (22:40 GMT) amaster says:

When classes start, I'll be a sophomore in college and I've never been drunk in my life. I have been at a couple of parties with alcohol and been offered it many times, but the only alcohol I've ever had was a couple of glasses of wine at a family dinner once. This is probably good, since I'm only 19. It also allows me to save large amounts of cash that I can use to pay for my education. The only addiction I need to feed is provided free by one Scott Sigler.

Sitting here with my computer hooked directly into a vein in my arm.

See my writing at http://Writing.Com/authors/amaster

aaah man

On July 6th, 2008 (06:20 GMT) Pjotr NL says:

it sucks being a young alcohol lover in the USA. here in The Netherlands we can drink beer and wine as soon as we turn 16 (!!!!) and the more heavy stuff like liquor as soon as we turn 18. so when i was 19 I was busy puking my guts out, instead of studying. still turned out alright though. (at least i think i did). I haven't had alcohol in over 4 years now. I stopped drinking because it got a little out of hand and I always had the worlds biggest hang-overs. Once I even cut through an artery in my pinkie when i dropped a glass. That's when I decided to stop. Still have no feeling what so ever in my pinkie.

wow look at me spilling a part of my life story here.

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

try it and you will find out

On July 6th, 2008 (01:24 GMT) jtswambo says:

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.

drinking

On May 14th, 2008 (01:58 GMT) Cristian Star (not verified) says:

So I guess that if I recommend a good alcohol rehab for some of you I might end up with several vodka bottles being thrown at me aiming for my head right... Mercy is for the weak...

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

On July 5th, 2008 (17:16 GMT) mumo00 says:

vodka bottles...no....beer bottles..yes....GOD bless AMERICA

Confusion reigns

On April 21st, 2008 (20:33 GMT) BarbaraJ says:

Here I was thinking that this is where we applied to be the Official Drunk.
I did have a Smirnoff Ice last night. It was some sort of raspberry tea and I think I'm going to have my tongue removed before I ever drink one again.
Tastes Like Chicken

So , drinking is cool? Gosh

On April 4th, 2008 (08:55 GMT) graham28 says:

So , drinking is cool? Gosh I hope not, my mother is an alcoholic, I see nothing cool in that. It makes me hate everything around me and I feel useless seeing her like that... it's really painful and I would really love to see her attending an addiction treatment.

well...

On July 5th, 2008 (18:55 GMT) zaphodbblx says:

Hey I have addiction problems in my family too but lets not buzz kill it for those who don't

i do not like this thread,

On April 4th, 2008 (08:18 GMT) treed says:

-glad there is someone else who has similar thoughts on this
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

I don't drink

On March 7th, 2008 (13:40 GMT) wallerdad says:

so I've never had to post on the drunk thread.

But my alcoholic brother, mumo should most definitely be making all his post to this thread

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These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

did'nt know there's a place

On March 7th, 2008 (15:12 GMT) mumo00 says:

did'nt know there's a place to post whilst imbibing brew.......i shall visit here soon

Me either

On March 19th, 2008 (09:12 GMT) K_Mc says:

Well I'll have to check this out when I'm testing out a new bottle of wine!

I started it must keep it

On February 1st, 2008 (18:31 GMT) Paladin says:

I started it must keep it alive. Brilliant!! "Shakespeare said pretty well everything, and what he left out, James Joyce, with a little nudge from myself, put in." Brendan Behan

and whos to say it isnt?

On January 22nd, 2008 (19:00 GMT) The Supreme Narutard says:

and whos to say it isnt? wiat... what stuff? By the way,

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Templeton Rye

On January 10th, 2008 (21:33 GMT) Paladin says:

It is the good stuff. "Shakespeare said pretty well everything, and what he left out, James Joyce, with a little nudge from myself, put in." Brendan Behan

Tipsy @_@

On December 24th, 2007 (00:46 GMT) MitchB1990 says:

Never gotten myself to the point of puking, cause thats just stupid. But gettin tipsy a couple of nights eachweek is fine.

TIPSY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

On January 29th, 2008 (17:42 GMT) Mc B says:

Mc B very rookie, tipsy, what? if you are with the stig in NYC it will be my mission to get you past tipsy there is nothing that can put you in touch with your mortal soul and a few other things buried deep inside you like a good, no great puke after a serious 3 to 4 day binge

Oh you won't have to do that

On February 4th, 2008 (23:41 GMT) MitchB1990 says:

No need to worry Drank myself to puking during the Superbowl. NEVER be hungover at school X_X

Never? Oh dear.

On February 5th, 2008 (00:20 GMT) freakazoid101 says:

Had an 18th birthday party this past weekend. All I remember is waking up on a twister mat and mixing up lemonade and vodka. Topped off with vodka jelly. I think I was still drunk when I went to school yesterday but now I have entered the realms of hangovers, so I'm going to school hungover this morning. Don't normally drink, because I don't normally like getting drunk but playing twister drunk is the only way to play twister. *~* My thoughts this week: Waiting is an essential part of junkie life. John Barrowman has amazing teeth and he hugs well good. I love him so much. What a waste.

I hope you had some real fun

On March 19th, 2008 (08:44 GMT) gerrard says:

I hope you had some real fun although I doubt that's what happened. I think you are too young to face alcohol effects, no to mention that at this age all there are many drugs that look tempting just because they have the power to cheer you up. The reality is a lot different... Residential drug treatment center

Haha blackouts are no fun...

On February 7th, 2008 (22:19 GMT) MitchB1990 says:

I don't trust my friends so I always go and sleep in my room when I pass out.

Twista

On February 5th, 2008 (19:22 GMT) Mc B says:

Mc B you go girl, for the gentleman who didn't drink too much or get too drunk this is who you win when you win the cool female partner in crime lottery, yes drunk twista is great, drunk naked twista is just a whole new world..much love

Type o negitive

On December 22nd, 2007 (08:51 GMT) zaphodbblx says:

finlandia vodka, hallucinogens ,liquid protein and ice cubes.. if you have any idea what thats about your old like me....

Color me old

On April 21st, 2008 (20:10 GMT) Mc B says:

Mc B. I say yes to all of the above but add a little greenery.

I just had a nice Hot Buttred Rum..... YUM

On December 22nd, 2007 (00:06 GMT) ogreoregon says:

I love to drink and surf.....I find lots of strange things out there, I would never have found otherwise.......

sigh

On December 21st, 2007 (14:03 GMT) jtmanis says:

I wish I were drunk, stupid legal drinking age...

Easy to circumvent :)

On December 24th, 2007 (00:05 GMT) MitchB1990 says:

How does this stop you from drinking? Older brothers or paying people to buy it works just fine.

Well my only brother lives

On December 31st, 2007 (21:45 GMT) jtmanis says:

Well my only brother lives like 6 hrs away, besides, his wife wouldn't allow him to buy any, she'd drink it herself =p. Anyways, who cares, all I know is the gas station forgot to ask for ID this time :D

i feel bad for you americans

On December 30th, 2007 (18:21 GMT) freakazoid101 says:

having to wait until you're 21 to legally drink. It's 18 over here, 6 more months for me. It's a shame I'm not so keen on getting plastered. But then again I'm the only one who has memories after nights out that aren't mortifying.

I don't think you could have

On March 4th, 2008 (09:30 GMT) jasonr says:

I don't think you could have put it any better freakazoid.....I seem to have memories that popup all the time of previous nights passed that well aren't exactly mortifying but not pleasant either...Though occasionally mortifying is exactly the words to describe some of the situations I end up in after drinking. I got to tell my buddy at narconon that aside from just saying i've had a crazy night that once in a blue they can be mortifying. Falling off the stool at the bar and knocking everything off the table is one instance. Very nice manager though asked if I were ok and I got my self another drink.

would comment

On December 21st, 2007 (09:20 GMT) treed says:

but am at work, and they frown at teachers being drunk on the job * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

I wouldn't blame you if you

On January 11th, 2008 (11:25 GMT) NightHawK says:

I wouldn't blame you if you had a small drop to relax, depending on your school though.

we get the rejects of the rejects

On January 11th, 2008 (11:45 GMT) treed says:

drop outs and the like getting them to get there credits and move on with their lives the voices like this band of crazies * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

HMMMMM? thats too bad, Just load up on RED BULL and.....

On December 22nd, 2007 (00:42 GMT) ogreoregon says:

bounce off the walls.. I think a little something to mellow one out would be nice.

die sugar free red bull die!

On December 23rd, 2007 (09:21 GMT) freakazoid101 says:

because that's all I can seem to find these days in stores. Sugar freaken free.

monster

On December 22nd, 2007 (20:13 GMT) treed says:

i drink monster, the big cans........... * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

Also... BOOST brand...

On January 11th, 2008 (11:14 GMT) freakazoid101 says:

Has twice as much caffeine at half the price and in 1litre bottles. Uh-may-zing. *~* My thoughts this week: I'm going to fail my exams this month... Proved by starting the week with a D.. In maths. Mathematics! This is someone who rarely gets below 90% in maths. Not good.

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