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Posted December 10th, 2007 by aalangley6
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The Phoenix is landing on Mars....did you know?
Enjoy coverage here http://www.nasa.gov/
Things are happening in real life....inspire the future generations of the GFL.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
it is
on the news here in the Netherlands.
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
The Pheonix is landing........
No coverage because they have to keep bombarding us with why each of the presidential candidates should/or shouldn't be President. Enough already!!!!!!!!!!
“Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time;”
maybe
they found life on mars and they are keeping it quiet to prevent mass panic...
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
I really hate the way the media covers "news".. poor Miley Cyrus
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
listening to MJ in the morning
I heard of a similar "Scandal" involving hulk hogan rubbing suntan lotion on his daughter. wow these people are deperate. however Mj voiced on the side of reason. nothing like reason from 6-9 am or watever....
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
the ONLY reason this is getting so much press
-is because of the press, not the fans. and photographer is not just an award winning one, she is the TOP photographer of celebrities and dignitaries around the WORLD, the media is making it out like she is doing porn photos. anyways, good rant doll
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
FLUSH YOUR TOILET!!!
IT's lies all lies
You have such a poo fetish, don't lie and act like it disgust you. LIER
you should take the pictures....
and many of them no one would believe.....the more the better, they would help me feel more....normal.
The Horror, the horror
Ogre you're right, you would not believe some of the "things" i've seen. And don't worry, you're normal. I don't want to keep a scrapbook though, the mental images seered in my brain are quite enough......this probably explains my somewhat anti-social exsistence......in the immortal words of private Pyle " I am in a world of shit"
oh the things I've seen
Ever worked on a shelf toilet?
They're all over the place in Germany... disturbing... That or the standing toilets you see at rest stops along the Autobahn...
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
bad design water saving toilet
Aww crap
Do people really do that. that is so digusting.
I usually smear it directly on the wall. Taking a picture of it just isn't the same
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
eeww?
very interesting
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Vomit
So I knew what I was getting into when I welcomed into my home a great dane puppy. Said puppy is now 7 years old and 200 pounds and everything he does is done in large porportions - eat, poop, and yes, vomit.
My Significant Other cooked up bacon for breakfast and left the drained grease in a bowl on the kitchen counter. After forgetting to dispose of it, my dog ate the enteire bowl of bacon grease...then preceeded to vomit up said bacon grease along with his dinner. This morning, my dog puked up breakfast as well. Two doses of Pepto Bismol later and the dog is on the mend, but the aftermath of the dog's vomit has to be steam cleaned out of my hallway carpet. Grrrr!
That's one of several
Hold and squeeze?
I was trying to work the logistics of that out in my head and I just can't ...although I'm with jam...that makes for a freakin' funny visual.
Yup, your dog probably is the size of one of my dog's turds. Poo-poo duty around my house is more akin to searching for land mines. (how's that for a visual!)
Now!
There's a visual for ya!
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
I feel for you both.....Poor doggy and poor Gmork.
I hope you are both recovering.......
good things come in big packages......Great Danes are so special...I had a friend who had one years ago and she was the sweetest thing...I had never been around such a large dog before and I just loved her. I do remember the kids hating to be on "poop duty", but I think that's a given for any kid having to go pick up any pet poop.
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I got lucky...
Yes, the dog is doing much better. All the vomiting stopped last night but I came home during lunch today to ensure he was going to make it through the day without spewing some more (which he didn't).
To your comment about Great Danes being sweet...it is true - for most great danes. I got lucky and got the rare dane that is territorial, temperamental and slightly aggressive. He's fine with people he knows but if someone tries to pet him while I walk down the street he has a tendency to snip at them. Doesn't happen with everyone, but I still can't figure out what sets him off.
My significant other says the dog can tell when someone is afraid of him....I just think the dog is a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling. That being said, he's my bastard and I love him to death. Like I said, I just got lucky!
Connor loves pesto
I love my dogs, but not a one of them has a brain.
Tastes Like Chicken
Pesto Puke
Wow...that sounds awful! for both the dog and yourself.
At least I know I am not alone, you know, with the whole stupid dog thing :) Thanks for commiserating!
Not enough Pookie Fans on facebbook
I believe I'm already there.
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
Joined up...
Driving While Texting
Some moronic blonde hair farmer with a gigantic crop of mall bangs smashed into my co-worker's car when we were at lunch. Here's the best part, she got out of the car -still texting- and gave us that little "one moment please" finger in the air whilst she hit send. She then proceeded to explain that "we came out of nowhere". I told her, "No, sweetie. We didn't come out of nowhere, we were on the road just like you. Only we didn't have our heads up our asses."
ARGH!!!!!!!!!
Tastes Like Chicken
Don't get me started
I am sooo with you sister. I made a similar rant about cell phones in general on my blog the other day. I even came up with a simple solution.
...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected
Read your blog... but you didn't exclude the Infected ringtones
Your solution was funny, have you done that??????
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
Thanks for checking it out
And yes, that's why I had to move to houston. :)
Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected
read your rant tsolo888,
Thanks, I didn't want my blog to be a rant site...
But they come sooo easily. ...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected
i know what you mean
mumo00, I like your new look...
Siglerverse since my new job actually has me doing something, I think they call it...work. I have been spoiled for the past couple of years. I do have to admit your mask thing was fun, but it's Nice to see you!
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
why thank you ogreoregon,
Personally, I agree...
But as I'm equal opportunity, I have posted a comment on another forum to discuss his "new look"...
feel free to tell him how you "really feel"...
http://www.scottsigler.com/node/931#comment-16078
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
your "tribute" page is
I had a similar experience....
While driving to work the guy in the car next to me was texting, he had both hands going and was steering with his knees!!! I had to get a picture of that, so I started digging around in my purse for my camera/phone..... well I finally found it and got it out, and when I was next to him I rolled down my window and held out my phone to aim it at him.. it was a little awkward, but I leaned out, I had to use both hands, one to hold the camera and one to hold onto the door, I too was steering with my knees at that point...but I got the picture. Some people!!!!
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
ROFLOL!
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Awsome :)
Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected
where's my shotgun??
-texting and talking on phone while driving is gonna be the number one cause of road rage, i swear it. saw a woman race threw a 4 way stop with phone to her ear doing 40-45 in a 30mph zone
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Grrr.
I HATE that! I don't know about where you live but now it's a law you can't talk on your phone while driving. But you can if you have a bluetooth and it says nothing about texting! Hello! The PHONE is the distraction, talking on it. If you're going to ban talking on it ban it all. Plus when people see a cop they'll just hide their phone for like five seconds and then continue. And the cops can't really do anything about it. Just tell them not to. How lame is that!?
And something I hate more than texting and driving? Drinking and driving. And getting away with it! It's just such crap!
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."
OPRAHELL in podcasting
-just more of the same
i am embarressed to say i looked her up in iTunes (couldn't but see her there, she's even got Apple cowled)
Started reading the critiques, half or better say the same thing
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, OPRAHELL"
they say it nicer, but the meaning is the same, she talks OVER the expert, won't let him finish a thought or sentence. oprahell and her damn ego.
JUNKIES, i have a mission for you, should you decide to accept it.
go to iTunes find her podcast (you'd have to be BEYOND techtardom if you can't find it) and leave a RESPECTFUL review/crtique to tell her to SHUT THE FUCK UP, but do NOT use those words (that is rude and iTunes will delete it) be nice, use respectfull language, BUT TELL THE B****(almost, almost typed that word) TO SHUT THE FUCK UP and let the person SHE is showcasing to SPEAK. maybe this way she will hear what we all know to be true that she needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
go my fellow junkies, go and attack, as sure as her mindless minions would if they had half a mind between them all.
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
I hate it when absolute
Next time
have a male friend follow his ass home then post his address here. Having more than a few Junkies show up at his doorstep to piss on his welcome mat just might exorcise the perversion right out of him. Chicken scissors, anyone?
hey, wolfs, got any rotweiller friends??
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http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Look at my avatar
That's a 2 year old Pomeranian. He would have to start at the ankles and wait for the fall before going for the throat. Slow, but effective.
lol
-i like the visual
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Woof, Woof
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