Death list

Ok, Sigler is killing fans, but some of us wait until the book is finished, then gorge ourselves on it all at once. But we would like to know if Sigler killed us off. So can someone keep a running victim list, we can even do it in this thread.

Will know next episode. I

Will know next episode. I still think Pookie will out live most of the cast. I can see Brian's dad dying saving his son's life in the next piece.

The Irishman from Ohio


Of course

Shadygirl's picture
It could be that the longer you have to wait for your death, the more wonderfully horrible it will be.

A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.


Short-sighted?

JP's picture
Come fellow junkies, if he doesn't kill us all off in this book... wait for it.... wait for it!... SEQUEL!!!!!

"Everything takes longer than it does." --Me


Wait your turn Junkie!

SynapticJam's picture

You'll be eviscerated soon enough... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


well i am not holding my breath

treed's picture

-i got mentioned in ep#13, still kicking, and haven't been mentioned since...............
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The clock is ticking Sigler

Mycroft's picture
I can still disable the Sigler traps at Comic Con. But if I am not killed in Nocturnal - watch out! On a clear disk, you can seek forever.

 Well, fifteen deaths is a

 Well, fifteen deaths is a low body-count for Sigler Godd. But Pookie Chang and Blck Mr. Burns has not stated how many deaths accured when Savior was locked up....

The Irishman from Ohio


Maybe

Pjotr NL's picture

there will be a giant massacre and he will kill 500 or so junkies in one go. Naming them just takes a while.

Can you imagine: he'll be citing names for half an hour, should make an interesting episode

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


Sigler is slipping

Mycroft's picture
Only 15 dead in the whole book so far? He must be sleeping thru the book, instead of killing fans. Dont worry, when he goes to comic con, he will get a wakeup call. On a clear disk, you can seek forever.

We could use air horns to

We could use air horns to wake him up? Maybe mail a few to the locations of his books tours...

The Irishman from Ohio


i plan on talking to him about that in houston

treed's picture

-have my 6' soccer player standing over him while we discuss this
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


 But the FOOTBALL player

 But the FOOTBALL player woul donly have two be 5'6'' or so, right?...you know to tower over the mighty Sigler...

The Irishman from Ohio


i wonder

Delhome's picture

Is the mexican dead yet? 

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No....

SynapticJam's picture

We left him still screaming and getting ready for the groom walk... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


What is the groom walk?

wallerdad's picture

So what do you think the groom walk is gonna be? 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

Well, the kids have gotta eat don't they?

SynapticJam's picture

My guess is that it's akin to a perp walk, but the groom is all decked out.  The children pay homage to him for helping to expand the family, treat him real nice... then at the end of the walk, they do one of two things - release him into the tunnels and hunt him down, or just mob and eat him right there...  The real question is, will Aggie survive sitting up there all alone until Hilary comes back.... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


whatever the groom walk is, he ain't gonna survive it

treed's picture

-if aggie can hold it together, otherwise, he is monkey shit
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Ordinance

Mycroft's picture

I had a nice time visiting the Midway (That's a ship, called an aircraft carrier to you civilians) here in San Diego today.  Gave my two speeches over the last few days and aquited myself well.  So today I was getting more ordinance to Sigler traps.  You better watch out Sigler!

 

On a clear disk, you can seek forever.


anybody die recently??

treed's picture

out of 15 people on his death list and only 3 have actually "bought the [shipyard]"??

unless there is wholesale butchering in the next few episodes, how, when where are these people buying it??

okok, just ignore me

as a junkie on the death list, i am just getting kind of itchy


Only 15 sheesh

thegreenman's picture

If only 15 more people meet horrible deaths in this novel Siglericus is slacking.

I was hoping for at least 30-50 in some gangland warfare type massacres of Cops vs. Mobstars vs. Nocturnals.

 

What was the bodycount in Earthcrack?  at least that many. 

 

Cardinal to Pope Siglericus l


I don't know...

SynapticJam's picture

The day Sigler takes the time to read thirty names of people he's planning on killing in a massacre is the day I roll my eyes.... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


yeah

thegreenman's picture

 You are right on that one, but the cops could just be tallying the corpses at the morgue, and run off a few names for the records.

 

Cardinal to Pope Siglericus l


Been on the lookout

Gmork's picture

But I haven't heard any new deaths.

 

But then again, it would only take one well placed grenade now wouldn't it :D


Deaths R Kool

Insignificant Blood Splatter's picture

And just what the heck is up with that!? 

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."


Just hold on......

Wolf's picture
If mommy dearest has an orgasm, the resulting earthquake could take out half of us Junkies in seconds.

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


Of course, we are talking about Cali...

SynapticJam's picture

90% of California can go ahead and slip into the ocean and the rest of us wouldn't care...  Assuming that the Dark Overlord Survives of course....   

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


actually

treed's picture

-(being a geologist as well as a mathematician i can't let this one go by without comment) southern california WILL actualy seperate from the mainland (it is moving to the north west realitive the the rest of N.A.) becoming an island west of the rest of North America. Plate tectonics, check it out... sorry about this science lessons, i actaully would prefer jam's version of things
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


My, My! a Geologist AND a Mathematition?

ogreoregon's picture
What else do you do, treed, Brain Surgery? or maybe Spelunking? Wink
 Have you ever tried writing science fiction? with math and science being your training you could create an Indiana Jones type of character.....
The Adventures of Tex Reed!  If he can't solve the problem, no one can...
 
the cover of the book has him holding up a sign that says....."will work for PI"
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the Boss*

LMAO

treed's picture

OMG!!!

wallerdad's picture

 LMAO

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

lol

treed's picture

LMAO!!

SynapticJam's picture

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


shut up............

treed's picture

shut up............

Wolf's picture

and do yer job 

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


shut up........just because 

mumo00's picture

shut up........just because

 


Oh yeah?

SynapticJam's picture

Well make me!  Or her... or whatever... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


So what your saying

wallerdad's picture

 California will only become an island, not sink to the bottom of the ocean.

That sucks 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

Damn Science

wallerdad's picture

 Damn you science, damn youWink

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

You are of course, quite right...

SynapticJam's picture

How else would we get to "Escape from LA" with Snake kickin' ass on "da Island" 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


lol, yeps

treed's picture

True True

wallerdad's picture

Couldn't have said it better myself 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

Sonofabitch!!!!

mumo00's picture
almost sprayed the keyboard!

oooooh, yeah...........................

treed's picture

-a children of marie free for all

http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Well, it's too late now Sigler

Mycroft's picture

Yes, here I am in San Diego, attending to business.  But with the extra day I had (my dive was canceled by 12-15 foot waves), well, Sigler traps at the convention center ought to start worrying you for your upcoming comic con appearance.

I must have set something up wrong the first time, as we had a nice fire alarm here at the hotel.   And the government knows you are coming, as the USS Ronald Reagan is not allowing public tours right now.

And then I will have to choose someone new to receive the next "Blood in the Water" award.  It seems that one of the rules of that competition is that the author be alive to receive it. 

On a clear disk, you can seek forever.


Interesting question...

SynapticJam's picture

I just got made into a Planetary Union Vessel....  Do I get on the death list only after I'm scuttled? 

 

This missive brought to you by SynapticJam

This Pusher likes Synaptic Jam on toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken


Just how bad I have Siglerism...

Wolf's picture

I was driving to work this morning when, out the blue, the answer to your question hit me. I'm thinking that since most vessels are named after people in order to honor them after their deaths, then you were dead long before you made the podcast. That would officially make you the very first Junkie "killed off" in this new story. 

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


I like that....

SynapticJam's picture

I can work with that...  Normally that would make me a president or great military leader or something like that... Of course, since this is a shadow vessel manned by criminals I could have been a notorious serial killer too...  Interesting questions to ponder..  Good call Wolf... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


Hmmmmm

wallerdad's picture

Deep Thoughts by Wolf

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

Or in other words...

SynapticJam's picture

Such a deep thought for such a shallow mind... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


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