What is your day job?
Posted October 9th, 2007 by hereticchick
So what DOES a megalomaniacal, hell-bent on earthly domination, fun-lovin' guy like you do for a real job? (that is, until your worldy domination is well in hand) We don't need to know where you work, just what kind of work you do?
So far,
- Utinam modo subiunctivo semper male utaris! (May you always misuse the subjunctive!)
You have to hide how smart you know you are....
provide the facts to him and let them show how smart and close to genius you really are,
but seem unaware of that obvious conclusion. The new boss will then drool over the possibility
of draining your brain and passing your work off as his, thinking you'll never know.
When your hired he will protect you, thus protecting his source of genius...... or create custom pastries shapped like unusual insects and sell them on Craigs List.
Sweet lady,
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
lol
male utaris?
i thought only women had those?
ps i know its spelt urerus. i also know it's is the contraction, its is the possesive pronoun
Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Dangit! i mean uterus!
Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
So you meant to use
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
Taxpayer
It is kind of scary isn't it.
A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.
be nice 2 the kid
thats not far enough
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?
Definitely not far enough.
A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.
The kid
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
a walking target saying...
-here i am, hit me....
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Hard to resist
A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.
like junkies to siggs
just remember he was probably dropped on his head as a child - again and again
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?
That's because
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
hard to miss too
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http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Sometimes
A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.
So am i a target or a pole?
Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Yes to both!
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
Beavis and Butt-head
"They while away their time in sarcastic conversation, fantasizing about sex and being tough guys, although they never actually experience either." Shadygirl, say it isn't true!!!!!
"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -Scott Sigler
Can't be true
A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.
Being a kid....
I hope we all still have some kid left in us. Otherwise we would be boring people who are dying from ulcers - or worse!!!!
"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -Scott Sigler
So true.
A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.
more like a punch bag :P
Grooms walk.....
Shadygirl looks like we have another candidate for the grooms walk and to think he is one of our own!!!!!!!!
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win" -Yogi Berra
ewwwwwwwwwwwww...... yucky
Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
dood, you know youd love it
no dood, i wud not.
Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Neither would mommy.
A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.
AHHHHH! it burns!
Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
That could be a plan!
A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mav?
Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Nate!
- Utinam modo subiunctivo semper male utaris! (May you always misuse the subjunctive!)
i dont know much latin but lets see if i can decode it
subiunctivo-subjunctive
semper-always(yay marines)
male utaris-misuse(male is "bad" right?)
Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Look at you go!
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
Urerus
I'm a woman and I don't have one of those???????
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win" -Yogi Berra
So.....
what you are saying is that you are a Jack of all trades. Or is that a JP of all trades?????
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win" -Yogi Berra
Code monkey
Sales Rep
I work on a mine site doing
1 year 1 month left at
Going to be a professional gluer?
noun
a form of art in which various materials such as photographs and pieces of paper or fabric are arranged and stuck to a backing.
• a composition made in this way.
• a combination or collection of various things.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: from French, literally ‘gluing.’
I think you must have meant "college" but hey, maybe you're going to be a professional gluer, or a part of some living modern art display...
- Prospice tibi--ut Gallia, to quoque in tres partes dividaris.
LMAO
-i wanted so much to say something when i first saw his post, but stayed my tongue... well said
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Well,
- Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! (May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!)
Lemme guess.....
Damn it...
- Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! (May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!)
Thanks for the laugh!
Had a tough day today but you guys have helped me relax. I have been rolling in the floor laughing!!!!! Your witty comments and the adult beverage I now have worked wonders!!!!!!!!!
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win" -Yogi Berra
Any time!
- Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! (May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!)
Nope!
I'm the research scientist and part time college science teacher. Never claimed to no nothing bout no english! Although I've been known to quote Shakespeare but that's just a hobby!
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win" -Yogi Berra
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