How much caffeine do you consume, man?

Posted October 9th, 2007 by Brad P. from NJ
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I realize that you don't make your own coffee, that it's brought to you by your butler and your personal bathing assistant. But, what caffeinated beverage do you request most often from your servants... or are you really just that hopped up on your bad self all the time?
‹ Okay, since you missed it the first time around..... junkies elevated ›

Massive doses

Twowire's picture
On August 9th, 2008 (23:29 GMT) Twowire says:

Strong coffee, expresso and munch on chocolate covered coffee beans. Sometimes stop and have a quad-shot from Starbucks to get my morning going.

[brood en brood met brood tussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!


actually none

gmanvsfreeman's picture
On August 1st, 2008 (05:40 GMT) gmanvsfreeman says:

I don't drink coffee and my soda is caffine free.

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


The Irishman from Ohio"I

On November 19th, 2007 (15:10 GMT) DragonRiderOfPe... says:
The Irishman from Ohio"I never Get to Get it!"-Wacko Warner

I too consume caffeinated beverages

chichiusa's picture
On July 30th, 2008 (20:31 GMT) chichiusa says:
Mostly while listening to your podcasts of your stories, then I get all goofed up from the massive amount of caffeine coursing through my veins and I start hearing the voices, telling me to "go find more of this crack"....and I do! I'm an addict! I guess there could be worse things in the world to be addicted to....or not.....maybe I should let the kid out of the closet.... or something.....=0)

Coffee!

JP's picture
On August 1st, 2008 (04:37 GMT) JP says:
One of my favorite vegetables! It must be good for you! My pathetic doctor actually refers to drinking coffee as "using caffeine." Gee wiz--now it sounds like some illegal drug. And guess what: my horse, my cat and my toddler all drink coffee. OK, the toddler doesn't drink it. He was asking for a taste though. I thought he'd hate it and gave him a taste. He loved it! Now I have to tell him no, or drink it out of his sight. Oh, and Sig, the answer is NO. You can't drain by young son into a blender...

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


The blood of 1,000 babies fed on Red Bull formula ...

scottsigler's picture
On November 18th, 2007 (00:57 GMT) scottsigler says:
There you go. That's the secret. First, get 1,000 babies. Then give them a Red Bull/Mountain Dewp/Pop Rocks formulat (mix in a little mother milk so they don't cough up as much). Then, drain said babies into a blender. Set on "puree" and mix in some ice to make it like a smoothy. That's the secret recipie for how I stay awake. It's also great for the skin.

What kind of Babies?...

On November 19th, 2007 (14:31 GMT) DragonRiderOfPe... says:
The Irishman from Ohio"I never Get to Get it!"-Wacko Warner What kind of Babies?...Baby bipeds, apes, rabbits, rats, mice, cocaroaches, Baby Fintstones Vitamins, Cabbage Patch Kids, orphans, kittiens,...I know Your Not Suggesting Puppies....

humm

jtswambo's picture
On May 28th, 2008 (03:28 GMT) jtswambo says:

 I saw that 1 in an old aunt bessy cook book.  throw in black - pink - yelllow - brown and green ones if you want a more flavorsome mix

 

 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?


One could go astray!

Gmork's picture
On November 19th, 2007 (19:52 GMT) Gmork says:
Yes...without specifications of what kind of babies, one could go astray with this receipe!!

YUMMY!!

treed's picture
On November 18th, 2007 (23:14 GMT) treed says:
and meal does this go with?? Fish or beef? not chicken i hope. possibly human brains or entrails?? (the voices say it is all good) * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

IV redbull

PJ Firefly's picture
On November 17th, 2007 (22:03 GMT) PJ Firefly says:
now that sounds dangerous.

how much??

treed's picture
On November 7th, 2007 (13:09 GMT) treed says:
NEVER enough...................................................................... *--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------* It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

About caffeine...

On November 4th, 2007 (19:10 GMT) DragonRiderOfPe... says:
The Irishman from Ohio"I never Get to Get it!"-Wacko Warner About caffeine, has anyone tried eating a small bowl of Fruit Loops with Mountain Dew instead of with milk with half a banana sliced in it? It has all the sugar and Caffeine you'll ever need but you have to consume it before it gets too soggy. Is sounds gross. But it tastes better than it sounds. If any of you have heart problems DO NOT try this. I would recommend into to do this more than once a month. Its just to much stress on your heart and digestive track.

Try switching the mountain

aalangley6's picture
On December 1st, 2007 (09:23 GMT) aalangley6 says:
Try switching the mountain dew with Rockstar or something. "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."

Holy crap, are you kidding?

Satchvaivaughan's picture
On November 4th, 2007 (23:43 GMT) Satchvaivaughan says:
Holy crap, are you kidding? That sounds more deadly than any combination of smoking, drinking, or drugs.

The Irishman from Ohio"I

On November 17th, 2007 (21:38 GMT) DragonRiderOfPe... says:
The Irishman from Ohio"I never Get to Get it!"-Wacko Warner Not kidding. There is something worse than this. The caffeine/energy pills that are sold at most convenience stores. Many people have died from these. Once enough people die from the products, the companies get sued, and change the name or ingredients just enough for it to be legal in most countries. There are articles in health magazines and on-line that the info can be fact checked. oohhh hay, crack is worse.

I can't seem to understand

On May 19th, 2008 (06:38 GMT) graham28 says:

I can't seem to understand how those people are actually legal. You are right, you can die from those pills and this should be a solid reason for making them illegal. Last time I checked caffeine was also addictive so you can imagine the side effects of those pills all togheter. I wouldn't ne surprised to see people in drug rehab programs because of those pills.


Tried it...couldn't sleep

jtmanis's picture
On November 29th, 2007 (15:14 GMT) jtmanis says:
Tried it...couldn't sleep for 35 hours.........

Scott Siggler Facts

SnowsDream's picture
On November 4th, 2007 (17:21 GMT) SnowsDream says:
Some of your comments remind me of one of those Chuck Norris/Vin Dissel made up fact list about Scott Sigler. You know we should run up a list like that for Scott and see what scary mess leaks out of our brains =p

here's something funny and totally off topic...

Pjotr NL's picture
On June 8th, 2008 (15:29 GMT) Pjotr NL says:

if you type in "Find chuck norris" without the quotation marks and hit "I'm feeling lucky"

again without quotation marks, you'll get a funny result. 

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


Sounds like a good Wiki topic ...

scottsigler's picture
On November 18th, 2007 (00:58 GMT) scottsigler says:

Like one of those Chuck Norris lists. Only without me beating people up as much ...


He reads his own novels to

Satchvaivaughan's picture
On November 4th, 2007 (13:08 GMT) Satchvaivaughan says:
He reads his own novels to keep himslef awake out of fear. Also he smokes coffee grounds and, as fluxx said, snorts powdered caffeine. As well as his weekly dose of Vitamin H... or would Vitamin 7S be a better term?

wrong wrong wrong

fluxx's picture
On October 31st, 2007 (13:00 GMT) fluxx says:
he just scares the caffine out of the coffe (or caffinated drink of choice) and eats the pile of caffeine. "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me

This is a good one for the list ...

scottsigler's picture
On November 18th, 2007 (00:47 GMT) scottsigler says:
I like this one!

meant snorts

fluxx's picture
On October 31st, 2007 (13:51 GMT) fluxx says:
you heard me snorts! "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me

ha

Steven666's picture
On October 11th, 2007 (09:24 GMT) Steven666 says:
funny

indeed

jtswambo's picture
On May 28th, 2008 (03:52 GMT) jtswambo says:
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?

IV

corwin's picture
On October 9th, 2007 (13:07 GMT) corwin says:
I would have guessed some kind of intravenous solution was the key to his success. -- The ways of the Lord are often dark but never pleasant.

Base

tubeyes's picture
On October 11th, 2007 (08:54 GMT) tubeyes says:
It's a combination of a finely shredded paperback copy of EarthCore, a can of Red Bull, and a pack of Pop Rocks. I know, he tries to push that shit on me all the time!

Swedish Nurse/Personal Bather

Brad P. from NJ's picture
On October 9th, 2007 (17:04 GMT) Brad P. from NJ says:
I can just picture his Swedish assistant grabbing another Red Bull from the fridge, smacking it into the overhead IV slot and punching an IV line in it... ------- Whole Lot of Nonsense PodCast - http://www.wholelotofnonsense.org UUCSH Sunday Services - http://uucsh.libsyn.com Follow Me - http://www.twitter.com/bpende Pownce on Me - http://www.pownce.com/bpende

assistant...

maebreakall's picture
On October 31st, 2007 (14:25 GMT) maebreakall says:

funny- but really his assistant is the opposite of swedish. she;s italian. ;-) 

"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ Scott Sigler


assistant...

On November 1st, 2007 (08:22 GMT) BrunetteFemme007 (not verified) says:
Yeah and she's way cooler....

mental image

DougS's picture
On October 11th, 2007 (08:48 GMT) DougS says:
Now I have a mental image of Scott sitting in-front of a microphone in his closet, with a redbull IV beside him, while recording his podcast!

you would be surprized

jtswambo's picture
On May 28th, 2008 (03:12 GMT) jtswambo says:
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?

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