So really....

How is it that you're a failed pimp? You seem to be doing okay. *ducks*

I tried my best

scottsigler's picture
In all honesty, I was doing okay until my cousin Soupbone came in and recruited away all my hoes. He had dental, how could they say no?

Is that cousin Soupbone?

JP's picture
Is that cousin Soupbone in the middle, with the white hat? (http://www.flickr.com/photos/badastronomy/2823798308/in/set-721576070414...)

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


That's him!

Gmork's picture

It's just too bad Soupbone left the pink boa at home this year:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cryptonaut/1305071030/in/photostream/


Yeah.

JP's picture
It almost brought a sorrowful tear to my eye. But then I moved past it. After all, the pink boa will certainly make a triumphant return!

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


I know...

Gmork's picture

 I had a school girl oufit I wanted to wear to the Pimps & Ho's party...cause, you know, not all ho's are dressed like streetwalkers!  But alas, I wasn't able to make it to Dragon Con.  I was at Balti Con wear I got to meet Hutchinnnnnsssss and a few other Podcast authors but Soupbone was not in attendance.  Color me emo!

 

----- He's no good to me dead -------


I wonder if we could

JP's picture
hook Soupbone up with my Aunt?

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


That's just cruel!

Gmork's picture

 We like Soupbone....we don't want to punish him Tongue out

 

--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---


You're right.

JP's picture
I apologize profusely to Cousin Soupbone. I ran out of Gin. It must have been the Wild Turkey talking...

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


Why?

Wolf's picture

what did she ever do to you? 

 

"+5 for me"


My aunt???

JP's picture
You have no idea. And shouldn't. Ever.

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


uhoh

treed's picture

are those screams i hear??
nightmares, huh??

#1
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


East coast gets all the good cons...

sadock's picture

Whine whine, bitch complain, yadda yadda yadda....


-- Utinni!! Jawas shop Podiobooks.com for undiluted
 crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --


Vegas gets them

JP's picture
now and again. There were at least two just recently. But you're right, the East Coast seems to get more than its fare share.

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


Wait...

jtmanis's picture
Shouldn't all ho-jobs come with free dental, since the possibility of very-rough oral work is always there?

Think about it

sadock's picture

if a whore loses ALL her teeth, then all that's left is gums. Nice and smooth.....

Oi, I'm sick.


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 crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --


One word sadock

Twowire's picture

Dentures!

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows exactly where there is!


exactly.

sadock's picture

Then you've got teeth when you need them and smooth glide when you're at work :D


-- Utinni!! Jawas shop Podiobooks.com for undiluted
 crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --


Ninja whores...

Gmork's picture

 Then they could use the dentures like boomerangs and they would not only be whores for pleasure but ninja whores for protection!  An even better idea... the FDO should start 'Whores R Us" where you could get these ninja whores, along with Nanny Whores, Utiliarian Whores, Landscaping Whiores.  It would be a full service whore shop!  Then the FDO can incoporate and sell stock to pay for the benefits (i.e. dental).  I got it all figured out...see FDO, you just needed a savvy business mind behind this operation!!!

 

----- He's no good to me dead -------


Nanny Whores

sadock's picture

Ah, how many young boys could we exploit with that one? Talk about a cash crop/niche industry waiting for someone to fill it. Oi. There I go with the double entendre again.


-- Utinni!! Jawas shop Podiobooks.com for undiluted
 crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --


Potential...

Gmork's picture

 But you're on the right track...there's a lot of potential here.  And why not snag the next generation?  It would be like pyramid sales...a built in auidence for future sales!!! 

 

----- He's no good to me dead -------


*Ahem* Not only school boys fantasize about the nanny

sadock's picture

There are plenty of dirty old men out there. Hell, pretty much any human male has thought with his dumb stick at one time or another.....


-- Utinni!! Jawas shop Podiobooks.com for undiluted
 crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --


Don't rule us out...

hilaryjaye's picture
Women tend to do some thinking with the nethers as well. We're not above inappropriate perving.

Ah, if only there were more of you

sadock's picture

Or at least more who admitted it ;)


-- Utinni!! Jawas shop Podiobooks.com for undiluted
 crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --


What we really need

Wolf's picture

are names and numbers!! 

 

"+5 for me"


Sweet!

Gmork's picture

get out the pen and pad!

 

--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---


Won't hubbie be annoyed if you volunteer?

sadock's picture

or are y'all into polyamory? If so, see my sentiments above. <sigh>


-- Utinni!! Jawas shop Podiobooks.com for undiluted
 crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --


Who said anything about volunteering?

Gmork's picture

 This is a pay for service venture!!! And while weaapreciate the kind of money that jingles, we'd rather have the kind that folds!

 

--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---


Don't'cha know how the syndicate works yet?

sadock's picture

You volunteer first. Then if you're *really* lucky, you might get paid. Unless you're talking about going independent....

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 crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --


do you take

sMUTgREMLIN's picture

crack hits? lol

Assassins do it from behind


Down Wolf! Down!

Twowire's picture

Sit now, Good Wolfie!! ;) :p

---"Deceive Inveigle Obfuscate" The Truth is Out There!---


Pant, pant, pant

Wolf's picture

Drool, drool 

 

"+5 for me"


Yes?

Wolf's picture

Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to me, not about me. 

 

"+5 for me"


Indeed.

hilaryjaye's picture
Dude, at this point I'd totally whore myself out for dental. Or gasoline.

Relatives......

sadock's picture

What can you do with em?

At least the Evil Queen stuck with you. And the junkies. And you've still got the plaid tanks. And a parsec now. So Soupbone grabbed a few whores. I think you got the better end of that schtick.....

 
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