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Seeing Son of Rambow on Thursday or Friday
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
oh yeah! awesome movie! (dvd came out today)
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
youve seen it? lucky!
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Rambo & The Bank Job
Rambo was better than I expected and Bank job wasnt bad either. Bank Job was based on a true story.
[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!
I'll probably see the bank job soon
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Walle....
Kaitlin wanted to see it....
"Freedom isn't free." Virak the Mean
North Carolina is where Sigler belongs....
shot em up
sir your bleeding i don't have time to bleed do you have time to duck?
Was it any good?
or was is a shot in the arse?
[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!
yea it was ok action pacted
sir your bleeding i don't have time to bleed do you have time to duck?
Any gun play? ;)
there was one gun in the whole movie
sir your bleeding i don't have time to bleed do you have time to duck?
Knife in the Water
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Pirates
It was like MST3K with fucking.
Tastes Like Chicken
Is it the one with Jenna Jameson in it?
If so, then mine wasn't MST3K-ish. It was kinda artsy...with Gregorian chants for music...WTF?! I'll take the 70's music any day over Gregorian chants... in my "daddy movies", that is.
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You just keep getting better and better....
An intelligent geeky chick into Joss and sci-fi who watches porn. What more could a person ask for?
Care to elaborate on the "daddy movies" portion of that comment? I could take that in several directions, but I don't want to presume, given the subject matter.
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Stop it.
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
But you just raised one of the major problems....
How can I stop now? That's one of the serious flaws in low quality porn. The "action" doesn't match the soundtrack. If you haven't caught on yet, I'm hyper analytical, so when something like that happens, it grates, big time.
As far as X-rated magazines go, no, I've never bothered with the articles. Frankly, I've never really seen the point in any of them. The only thing I've ever found remotely erotic was the Penthouse forum letters when I was a kid, but that was a LONG time ago......
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Serious question
What is this "porn" of which you people speek? I realize that I have lived a rather sheltered 43 years, but surely this is something new. Some kind of new art form, I presume.
Just Dew it!
Definition of Porn
For me, porn is hardware and/or office supply catalogs. I also tend to ... ummm, won't go there, tend to enjoy shoe catalogs, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly and anything where John Barryman is kissing anyone.
Tastes Like Chicken
Wow, guess that means eBay is porn...
at least according to your definition. Or maybe I'm not one of the sickos you reference. But somehow I think I am. Never got into the whole online porn thing.
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I think I'm gonna hurl
by your definition, going to dog shows would have to count as porn. I think I need a new definition. Or a new hobby.
Just Dew it!
The third definition
<start boring explanation>
Technically, pornography can take the form that Barbara mentions...its the third definition that allows this view:
Pornography (as defined by dictionary.com) noun.
Where sensational appeals to the heart of the meaning. Something exceedingly great that arouses the senses. Albeit this is a rather obscure use but for someone with a strong predilection for an object / person / event it is indeed appropriate.
</end boring explanation>
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so her primary definition doesn't fit at all....
"...what all you sickos cruise the internet looking for when you're not actively downloading podcasts." unless you presume that we sickos are searching for sexually explicit, lurid, or sensational material.
Hmmm. Does haranguing people in the forums count? It sometimes gets lurid....That would make the forums porn then, right? Oi, fun with semantics....
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Wolf:
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Amen, sister!
I *love* office supplies. I can cruise the pen aisle in office depot for a solid 20 minutes!!
I just but shoes online for the first time and I would list that among my porn collection now, too! What fun!
And John Barrowman ... *swoon*
Oh and I would add books to that list....hundreds and hundreds of books <nergasm>
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Pens, Office Depot, and
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
lol...
I got more terms where that came from. Yup I have so many books I had to start cataloging them just so that I dont buy the same one twice (which I actually sometimes do on purpose as well). If any one is interested in an online cataloging system I would recomment LibraryThing. Here's a look at my library:
http://www.librarything.com/catalog/CJWellman
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Only 982 and you need a catalog?
I was expecting thousands.....
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what I can catalog..
Unfortunately I've only cataloged what has an ISBN..which excludes a bunch of sets that are considered either book club editions or special prints. One set in particular being the Walter J. Black edition of the complete Zane Gray novels. That one was tough to get my hands on.
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You were my first ...
Pirates doesn't have Jenna but it does have Jesse Jane, Janine, Carmen Luvana and a bunch of other chicks with silcone enhancement. And then there's pirates and boinking.
It's the first porno I ever watched. My husband an I watched it together ... I firmly believe you have to have 22 years of marriage behind you to watch porno with your spouse.
Tastes Like Chicken
22? 21 or 20 isn't long enough?
Wow, how's that for double entendre....
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Dug it up....
The pirate one I have is called 'Conquest' ...couldnt remember the name but I dug it up in my pile of old VHS tapes.
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Audio is key
I thought Conquest was a really weak porn. For me, the audio in porn is what makes it erotic. You need talented performers (eg Melissa Hill, Stephanie Swift), and it is fun to mock those who aren't, but Conquest was definitely a loser. Not sure if I've seen Pirates. I got it confused with Conquest as well.
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You and your hand must be real connoisseurs
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
not nearly as much as Martha and Pierre ;)
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lol
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
and the rating was....
sounds similar to a porn I saw once upon a time.
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What!?
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
thats disturbing
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
Hot Fuzz, Saun of the Dead,
Dark Frelling Knight!!
Excellent
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
If I told you
the last movie I saw at the theater you would say that I didn't get out much. I do get out but don't go to the movies much. Too expensive but the last movie I saw at the theater was "Friday night lights".
"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -Scott Sigler
you don't get out much
sorry I couldn't resist
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
Went and saw Tropic Thunder
Way funnier than I thought it was going to be. Made me crack up multiple times!
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)
the new harold and kumar!
that movie cracked me up! wanted was a good movie too!
Get Smart
funny movie. I liked it even though the critics in my area said it sucked.
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
21
I saw that about a week ago
It was kinda confusing because of the counting cards but still pretty good.
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Reservoir Dogs
The only reson i saw it was because of Nocturnal, and i fell in love with Mr.Orange.
10/10
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