Fuck you Sigler

While I might

gmanvsfreeman's picture

Agree with you only when a book is completed and we have to wait a couple months for a new book, I wouldn't say F*** you. Thats a good way to get your ass kicked.

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


Actually, this is acceptable protocal in the Siglerverse ...

scottsigler's picture

G-Man,

Stick around for awhile and you'll think "Fuck You, Sigler" is quite tame. 

-Scott-


Asskick

rivarij99's picture
I get to go first gman! Form a line behind me oj's. Oh yeah gman you've got to be an orange box fan, right? Just because I kiss the prettiest girls and drive my truck too fast,...  

yep

gmanvsfreeman's picture

 G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


dead but not buried, YET

Agreed to a certain extent, but when you consider the scope of his pollity series cormac's survival is largely irrelevent to the overal plot, i am more interested in seeing if ANYONE survives. Also check out the skinner books, sabel keech being already dead sort of adds a new twist to that theory. In either case your book infected was excellent, keep up the good work mate.

nearly as good

just discovered you through infected, hmm not bad, nearly as good as neil asher.

I'll buy that for a dollar

scottsigler's picture

I like Asher. Only read one book of his, I'm trying to get through the "must read" guys one at a time before I go back and read more. Only problem is he has a "franchise character," so you know this guy will live, hence, there is zero tension in the books. If you know the main character is going to live, why bother?


jackpot!

Semitheo's picture

i agree scott! If you know that a character is going to live, then there is no pleasure in reading the books. Unless the series is addicting like Stephen Kings THE DARK TOWER. That series drew you into research King's works since he connected almost half of his stories to it.

The way that Roland Deschain hops worlds and parallels King gets the reader enticed.

What i am talking about on the forums, is all hypathetical and theoretical...

No one knows where your going to take the story. ^_^

you know what i mean? 

 gothguy720.deviantart.com


Called on my own bullshit

scottsigler's picture

"I call bullshit!" That's what you should have said, because this is a great point. I loved the Dark Tower series (the first three were the best series I've ever read, the rest of them, not so much ... and I completely gave up when King wrote himself into the book).

So there's a series where I know the main character will live, yet I was riveted. I think the difference is that King has earned this from his fans because he will whack any motherfucker at any time -- you never know when it's coming. So even though we knew Roland would live, there was still that feeling that Eddie and Susanna could bite it at any second. They were also main characters.

So there's your answer, asshole. Dark Tower = good and suspenseful. James Bond books = good but not suspenseful, because you know he will live and save the day. 


true

Semitheo's picture

its an effective way of keeping you reading....

 

I agree that the later part of the series was cheezy when he wrote himself into the series, but at the same time the surroundings were always interesting. The callah in the fifth book, the various stores in new york, and the trail to the tower. All were brilliantly painted and his words. 

 

I love the overall story. sure there are parts that sucked,  but if you can tell me that you hated the story to the depths of hell after thinking about it.....well then .......i dont know what to tell ya

 

i was actually talkin to ya on facebook a while back scott. My names corbin hilty....i respect you a lot man....i didnt do shit to be called an asshole man.....that hurts.... 

 

gothguy720.deviantart.com


this is his santa claus list

Semitheo's picture

this thread is probably who'll go first when he takes over the world with his plaid tanks....XD 

 

gothguy720.deviantart.com


While I don't share the sentiment....

Gmork's picture

... I do love that we can abuse our FDO. 


What other author has a "Fuck You" thread on his forums?  Tongue out


i agree gmork, i've been

mumo00's picture
i agree gmork, i've been cursing his name alot lately

Numbness has set in.....

SynapticJam's picture

I'm going to devour the new Nocturnal when it comes out.  That much is a given.. but <sigh>.....

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (ain't I special)


lack of new episodes could explain your tiredness

treed's picture

-not that sleep would help, but how can one sleep not knowing when the next hit is coming??
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


finding it hard with no nocturnal

jtswambo's picture

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.


Wow!

floridagirl99k's picture
This dude is just asking to get his ass kicked.  Only OJ's can say shit like that douche bag, and if you were an OJ you would never say some crap like that anyway.  You should be grateful for what he chooses to give you when he chooses to give it to you.

Not good.

JP's picture
Wow, when treed gets this agitated and sarcastic, you know things are getting bad! (By bad, I mean good.) I was pulled out of a meeting once by my boss. In the hall he told me, "I don't appreciate your sarcasm." I stood there quietly for a bit, then with a humble tone replied, "I think you mean my biting sarcasm." He detonated...

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


Now wait a minute ...

BarbaraJ's picture

Mommy never told me I had a twin brother.  Dude, we were obviously seperated at birth.  That's a Barbara answer if one was ever uttered.
Answers along this vein are what get me in troub.... errr, keep me entertained.
Hehehe ... The anti-bot Captcha for this post is: "Hornblow Vice". I think that'll be my new pornstar name.
Tastes Like Chicken


Sister!

JP's picture
So there you are!!! Where the heck have you been? Sig, can you take care of our mother? Apparently two of us was too much and she separated us. That's just not right...

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


Latin jerks?

scottsigler's picture
I do not believe the Latins had a word for "Jerk."

PS...

JP's picture
Just between you and me, I'm pretty sure they were called "Romans" not "Latins." You don't need to goof stuff like that up just to make n8man feel good about himself. After all, you are THE FDO! (But it clearly shows your kind heart.)

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


Come on!

JP's picture
Sure they did. Look, it's right there in my quote.

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


He was once

Shadygirl's picture
JP was once accused of being one of the grumpy old men from the muppet show. Something about all the wise ass remarks he would throw out in the middle of meetings.

A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.


And don't forget

JP's picture
that time when our foster daughter called me a smart-ass. My reply, as I looked at her accusingly: well, that's sure better than being a dumb-ass! She never called me a dumb-ass again.

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


On a roll

Shadygirl's picture
She still does not know what to do with you when you get on a roll.

"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert


NO FUCK YOU ASSWIPE

wallerdad's picture

Only true junkies can tall the FDO to FUCK OFF 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

fu a

rivarij99's picture
thank you waller quite well said to the little wannabe pussyboy Just because I kiss the prettiest girls and drive my truck too fast,...

2tru

jtswambo's picture

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.


no need for rudeness

treed's picture

-a simple dear future dark overlord, pope siglerus XXX, generalisamo sigler, could you perhaps increase the rate at which you write, so we can get our next GAWDDAMNED MUTHAFUKKEN FIX, you lower than pondscum piece of shit? please? Now i believe that wold be more effective in getting sigler to produce more in a shorter amount of time.

thank you,

sincerly yours

treed (#1 in crack hits, should i add this to my signiture like nate did his ranking in his? see nate, i can be as much an ass as you)
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


How is that being an ass? I can't be proud of my junkie stature?

n8man's picture

by the way if you haven't noticed, i took it out after you guys voiced yourdispleasure (giving away all ur crackhits)
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


i c n8 is quiet on this one

jtswambo's picture

no half ass come back 

 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.


You got a problem with that???????

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


no i was happy

jtswambo's picture

Laughingjt b4 n8 tlks

Cryjt after n8 tlks

 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.


well...

treed's picture

-ok, not going there, nope not gonna say it. no no no, and you can't make say something about his half ass.

http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


i just did

jtswambo's picture

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.


*vomit*

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Here Here

wallerdad's picture

treed, you said it perfect, especially the part about your signiture

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

LMAO

Shadygirl's picture
Treed, that is truly classic!

A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.


lol

jtswambo's picture

rofl

lmao

omfgih

roflmao-omfgih 

that is funny 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?


cool signAture treed

Pjotr NL's picture

 

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


I like it so much.....

SynapticJam's picture

I just didn't make mine as "directed"....

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (ain't I special)


Thanks, i think....

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Interesting ideas all...

SynapticJam's picture

Or, you could, you know, just let the man write... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (ain't I special)


well, ya, there's always that ...

treed's picture

-but not near as fun.....lol
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


hhhmmm...

SynapticJam's picture

A nudge here, a nudge there... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


Hey Pulsar and Wallerdad.

JP's picture
Looks like another system glitch...

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


wallerdad employs the

mumo00's picture
wallerdad employs the ostrich technique.....pulsar can fix it

lol

jtswambo's picture
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?

LOL-not

wallerdad's picture

 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

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