Who should star in Infected (the movie)?

Pretend for a moment the movie version of Infected is in the works. If you were casting actors for the parts in the book, who would you want to see on the screen and in which role?

I don't know why

gmanvsfreeman's picture

but John Cena for Perry.

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


Not a bad choice at all G-Man

Twowire's picture
[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!

is he old enough?

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.


1 Idea

How about good old Bruce Willis for Dew.

Who would play the fat lady?

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


YO MOMMA!

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


G-Man

Twowire's picture

I dont think he is referring to your mother. I do believe he is just voiceing his desire for larger women! (Like "YO MOMMA! I think your hot!)

[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!


No. I am merely making a joke.

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Me Too!

Twowire's picture
[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!

I knew that was coming

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


Heres an Idea!

Twowire's picture

One of US! What if our FDO runs another contest for us OJ's and the winner/winners get walk on roles or could just be extras? Is it even a possibility?

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


I'm going to play

JP's picture
the trash man.

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


great idea!

gmanvsfreeman's picture

I wouldn't mind playing the cap gun kid with the triangle eye. For me other than Perry with the chicken scissors, the triangle eye kid was the most freaky scary thing in Infected.

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


you all forget

gmanvsfreeman's picture

scott sigler as martin brewbaker.

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


Forgot?

Twowire's picture

It was a given! Δ

 

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


Well someone should have said it

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


But you did!

Twowire's picture

and your not just someone your G-Man! Good catch too.

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


Thank you

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


Jason Stratham

HTI's picture

He would make a good mean bastard typ federal agent Dew Phillips  

The lady in charge I would think should be Salma Hijack.

And as for Perry there is realy a tough choice the Rock may be big enough or maybe Vin Diesel 

Things go wrong and that is how we learn


He'd be a good Murry

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


Remember the characters

SynapticJam's picture

Dew = Old Vietnam Vet...  doesn't really look it, but is as tough as nails...

Perry = Redneck....  

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


Edward Norton

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


staring as who?

SynapticJam's picture

He's not a big guy....

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


and yet he played the hulk :P

n8man's picture

ANYONE! he is a beastly pimp. Have you seen him in Red Dragon
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


He could play LT....

SynapticJam's picture

But just not Perry...

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


We need to start talking

JP's picture
about who's going to star in the movie about the PB&J Keeling!

 

 

- "Everything takes longer than it does." -Me


LOL!

SynapticJam's picture

You're the PB... I guess that means I'm the Jelly... No!  I wanna be the bread!

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


Jam

Shadygirl's picture
Hey, you're not the jelly. You're the jam.

"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert


wouldn't "J"P be the jelly?

n8man's picture

Though I guess you are "J"K...
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


NO, silly child.

JP's picture
The "J" in JP is silent. Like in "swimming." Now try to keep up this time.

 

 

- "Everything takes longer than it does." -Me


Not funny. I'm sorry.

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


I thought it was pretty funny

Pjotr NL's picture

but as everyone knows JP and I have the same kind of humor... So...

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


maybe his doctor could set you up with some laughitra

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


i already checked...

Pjotr NL's picture

his doctor was fresh out of laughitra

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


How about Vi"gag"ra?

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


no already tried that

Pjotr NL's picture

 I gagged when I took one of thise pills

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


What about Sillyalis?

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


I think I'll suggest that to my doctor

Pjotr NL's picture

do you have any other ideas. maybe Serious-ilinn

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


?That doesn't sound like an ED med?

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


I know

Pjotr NL's picture

but it hasn't got FDA approval yet. It's new. It makes your face turn purple and has all kinds of nasty side effects. It is however already available in Mexico. Tongue out

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


Well you guys should be funny now :P

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Thank you

Pjotr NL's picture

yeah I think so too  Tongue out

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


What voices?

JP's picture

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


No, it wasn't.

JP's picture
And, yes you are. Now apologize...

 

 

- "Everything takes longer than it does." -Me


I'm sorry

n8man's picture

(that that joke wasn't funny)
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Again,

JP's picture
I know you're sorry. Now apologize.

 

 

- "Everything takes longer than it does." -Me


I apologize. I wasn't aware of your comedic impotency.

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Ahhh, good job Grasshopper.

JP's picture
My comedic impotency? You can't prove it.

 

 

- "Everything takes longer than it does." -Me


You need laughvitra...

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


I never claimed

JP's picture
to be a stand-up comic. I'm definitely not one. Neither are you, funny man.

 

 

- "Everything takes longer than it does." -Me


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