NOCTURNAL #28 will post 5-28-08

First of all, wishing the best on this Memorial Day to any of you who have lost a loved one in the service.

A big triple-whammy hit home this week to delay the episode. First, I was the Toastmaster at the BayCon scifi convention in Santa Clara, CA. Good times! I introduced myself as "the toastiest thing this side of a Denny's breakfast bar," and the good times just rolled from there. I can say with a straight face that I had a few beverages at a Klingon party, then stood in the hall I designated as "the tough part of the hotel" and screamed "just keep on walkin'!" to the people in bad fairy costumes, then finished the night with a live performance of the Rocky Horror Picture Show by "Barely Legal." Two in the morning comes with a price tag, my friends.

BayCon occupied me through Monday night. Second part of the double-whammy? NOCTURNAL Episode #28 looks like it will be over an hour of pure story. I've been recording and editing all friggin' day. Seven hours straight.

The third wammy? I have a tight deadine for the first draft of CONTAGIOUS and have to write that at night, no exceptions. When I don't have a NOCTURNAL episode due, I'll be writing CONTAGIOUS all day.  

So, NOCTURNAL Episode #28 will post on Wednesday, May 27.  

Where the hell?

Sigler, Where the hell is my next fix of Nocturnal!? Its June 22nd!!!! Come on I already heard Infected, you left me hanging man!!!! Grim

Where to post technical errors for future book editing ?

C'mon Scott, you can't decock a Glock!

 

I've been listening ever since Ancestor, and my lust for technical editing has finally forced me to complain to the Overlord.

 

Does Scott have a posse of technical editors?

 

 


Doin some recon and i saw

n8man's picture

the dreaded hutchinssssssss has not yet posted the promised obsidian episode
edit: its been posted
Nate Dogg (#7 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


I was thinking....

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A couple Nocturnal episodes back, if I remember correctly, Scott asked if we had any ideas or suggestions with regards to the storyline before it hit print. I made me think and here are my 2 cents.

 

I personally feel that Rex who plays a very powerfull role in the story is not presented as a bad ass enough. Even though he wacked his foster mom scar face style, and he made first born bow to his rules, for some reason I just don't buy it. Maybe that also has to do with the voice that is used to present his character. I just don't buy it (I know its fiction) that high school kid talks down to firstborn, Mafia boss, chief of police.

Here's my suggestion. Rex needs to be a couple years older, no longer in high school but starting out in University. Instead of being hassled by a gang, turn the hasslers into jocks (I believe that is the word used in the USA for athletes). You could them make him go after the entire football/basketball/hockey  team.

We need more sex in the story. Rex needs to be in love with a chick, maybe one of his University professors. I can just feel a storyline there.

One more brainfart from my end: Give Rex a twin sister. Not only will this allow you to present a wicked chick with hate feelings to the story, there is all kind of plots you can put in then. Rex is kinda nerdy, his sister is hot but an outcast. Together they wack the star player of the football team. Also you can have his hot weird sister mess with Pookie and Brian.

 

Don't get me wrong, I truly like the story as is and enjoy every episode. Let me know what you think.

 

Joep

 

 

 

The J Note

http://thejnote.blogspot.com


Loving Nocturnal!!!!

Dearest General Siglerisimo,
When I first began to listen, I thought to myself, "who the hell is this guy?" Now I know. You are our leader, our pusher, our General. I commute by bike 2 hours a day, and your excellent pod-casts have prevented insanity (from listening to the sound of wind, and my own inner dialogue) from totally taking over. You have provided me with hours of entertainment, and lots (and lots) of violence!!!!
I am totally loving Nocturnal. I usually listen to your podcasts once they have all been dropped, and have (until last Halloween) not fully understood the "Junkie" handle. I started downloading Nocturnal a couple of days after the first drop, and have been living on pins (and needles), waiting for the next, then the next, then the freaking next episode!
Thank you so much for this excellent story. Just when I think I can predict what is going to happen next, the General zigs when I was sure he was going to zag.
Pookie Chang is excellent. I especially enjoyed the exchange between him and BMB, when "the Black Mr. Burns" goes for the 'mom' insult/retort once too often! Priceless!!
Keep up the fantastic writing

OOh yeah feel the rush.

thegreenman's picture

The shakes were getting really bad thanks mister pusher man.  

 

 

Cardinal to Pope Siglericus XXX

"The second sound was a scream"

 


C'mon FDO!

DaSOB's picture
I need my fix for the ride home!!!!!  Arrgghhh! Must have FIX!  

Scott, the only thing I really want to know...

ogreoregon's picture
How does one tell difference between the Bad Fairy Costumes and the Good Fairy Costumes?
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

you mean...

treed's picture

-there's a difference??????
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


The differences are easy to spot

wallerdad's picture

 

 

 

                                  This SexyFairy or this Bad Fairy


You Choose

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

Hey, this was better than funny!!!!

ogreoregon's picture
I wish I had seen this sooner, I am always arriving late.Cry
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

funny.............

treed's picture

ROFL!

Shadygirl's picture

A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.


I wouldn't think so

Shadygirl's picture
It is hard to imagine what a good fairy costume would look like.

A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.


did anyone else...

treed's picture

Yeah

Pjotr NL's picture

it says (...)So, NOCTURNAL Episode #28 will post on Wednesday, May 27.

and this message was posted on may 28

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


hmmmmmm... nice catch

n8man's picture

THE TYPETARD STRIKES AGAIN!
but it was posted on the 27th
Nate Dogg (#7 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Interesting...

Beldapriest's picture

  Funny, when the story started, I really liked Brian and Pookie. Then Rex came along, and reminded me of myself when I was that age. (Cept for the splintered arm). Now, I like Marie's Children, and hope they eventually eat the cops.( Alternate ending?)

 I love it when the FDO does Robin's voice; so sexy. Maybe a 1 900 number is in the works?

Oh yeah, thank you for all the great stories FDO. Keep up the awsome work.


I'd like to see that!

Gmork's picture

An FDO 1-900 number?!

Tongue out That would be something...have the FDO do Robin's voice then Sara Purinam's, etc....I feel dirty jsut thinking about it!


Rex

MuchAdo's picture

The kid has a lot of spunk (at least now he does) you have to admit that.  I think we were all bullied at least once in our young lives and day dreamed about revenge and control.

 

“Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time;”  -Shakespeare


Excellent!

tsolo888's picture

To quote WMB (think about it :))...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


First reaction...

JP's picture
For just a moment, I thought you were quoting Wayne Campbell from Wayne's World. Then just as quickly, it was clear that the initials were wrong. Excellent!

"Everything takes longer than it does." --Me


YAY!

Loser_Love's picture
I just woke up and man todays gonna be better at least I'll have a new  episode when i get home from school! thanks FDO!

Q'APLA!!!

Pjotr NL's picture

That is Klingon for succes. And it has to be shouted. hence the Caps lock. 

Succes with Contagious and your busy schedule, mr FDO™

Well such is the life of a big shot author type guy. But don't forget to spend some time with Mrs. FDO™ after family is what's most important in the world.

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


can we get an time ?

thejimof83's picture
il just have to stare at twitter all day now!

dood

jtswambo's picture

i-tunes has an auto download

 

 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?


ah FUGDE MONKEY!!!

jtswambo's picture

that is sooooo not cool i have to wait longer than most (ok longer than any1 to the west of me). however a hour of frigggggging story? dood u on crack? that would take all day. as far as 1st draft 4 contagious goes, tell them to make your deadline longer? FDO - Key overlord - they want your shizzle.

 

did u go in drag - a pic of FDO in drag would make up for nocturnol being l8

 

Toast? - Toast? - ToasT!!!!!

 

just so every1 knows, toast is not as fun as nocturnol - whats that? MUTINY!!!!

 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?


dude

n8man's picture

dont put 2 spaces in between everything. i beleive this has been adressed
Nate Dogg (#7 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Nate is...

JP's picture
Nate

is

right.

Wait a second...

no

she's

not.

Nate, you're not the boss of us!

"Everything takes longer than it does." --Me


actually, Sigler said it first...

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg (#7 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


dood

jtswambo's picture

cry me a river

 

build me a bridge

 

and jump

 

:P 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?


Boo hoo

w_nightshade's picture

Oh, you had a sip too much of shandy? Didn't get all your beauty sleep? Somebody didn't fluff your pillows enough? Boo fuckin' hoo - my heart bleeds for you and your million-dollar lifestyle.
Give us the goods! We are DYING!
(please don't hurt me) [I think, therefore I'm right. -Hugo Rune]


rankin fan abuses siggler

jtswambo's picture

lol

rofl

lmao

okij2ff

bcsmaj

 

(please don't hurt me?) 

 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?


Well spotted

w_nightshade's picture
It is always a pleasure to meet someone who is familiar with the teachings of the Perfect Master (not to be confused with the Future Dark Overlord). And yes, the irony of a Robert Rankin fan abusing Sigler is wonderfully delicious. [I think, therefore I'm right. -Hugo Rune]

did u know

jtswambo's picture

Sigler talks to elvis?  

 

u dont know ov any a-books from rankin do u? 

 

 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?


Toastmaster?

Asher's picture

As long as you weren't in charge of the toast during Rocky horror.

 

Gustatus similis pullus.


Thank You My FDO,

canadian_junkie's picture

I've been going crazzzzy without the episode. I'm really enjoying this story. over an hour's worth this time? wow.

Scott, keep up the great work, you've certainly helped me in my recovery from my stroke. 

Gabriel - The Canadian Junkie - Servant of the Dark Overlord
spreading the word of Scott Sigler to The Great White North


For real?

JP's picture
Helped in your recovery from a stroke? If you're serious, that's pretty cool! But I have to admit, my first reaction was to think about how many pretend strokes he's causing by posting new junk late...I mean, on the later side of on time. (That's right Sig! I'm already backing you up--another great episode posted ON TIME. You ARE the FDO!)

 

 

"Everything takes longer than it does." --Me


So that's why you weren't at Balticon!

Gmork's picture

Missed you at Balticon, although I did get a chance to meet the evil hutchinsssss, who was a really nice guy! (sorry FDO).

 

All will be forgiven if you post some pictures/video of BayCon so some of us East-Coaster's can live vicariously :)


I was at Balticon! I

Walsfeo's picture

I was at Balticon! I attended a panel where some guy who met our FDO at a convention was talking about how now he has a podcast novel of his own. I really wanted to ask if he was the elevator guy.

 

It was great to meet Tee Morris, and even though I've been Podcasting for a year I went ahead and picked up his Podcasting for Dummies books. (Don't worry FDO, I didn't give him tooo much dirt about your days writing for ICE.) Tee was a nice guy,


the elevator guy

treed's picture

Oh yeah, that was the guy. 

Walsfeo's picture

Oh yeah, that was the guy.  Excellent. 

 

 Thanks!


Awesome!

Gmork's picture

I think we were at the same panel discussions!

Tee Morris was really personable and Mur's reading was really cool (and packed).  Congrats on your own podcasting!


We probably were! Due to

Walsfeo's picture

We probably were!

 

Due to family I didn't get to Mur's reading, I was there on and off all weekend.

 

Thanks for the congrats, my podcast URL:

http://www.onboardgames.net/


Getting off easy

Sigler ... these junkies are a letting you off easy, dude. 

Get cranking and get us the jack. I didn't spend a marathon week-end listening to your crack, just to be left with my danglies hangin' in the wind. 

Oh, okay. I'll give you some slack. It's been some good junk.

Ron Phillips


an hour?

n8man's picture

SWEET!!!!
Nate Dogg (#7 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Stop it

JP's picture
Stop posting stuff, you rule breaker!

"Everything takes longer than it does." --Me


ITS NOT IN QUOTES!!!!!!

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg (#7 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


STOP IT.

JP's picture

"Everything takes longer than it does." --Me


Thank God!

Shadygirl's picture

We were beginning to think that JA got you. Now at least we know that the great FDO is alive and well!

 

A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.


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