OBSIDIAN: Excuse me, Hutchinsss, while I steal the show ...
Posted May 20th, 2008 by scottsigler
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(this is NOT an audio file, people)
OBSIDIAN: I hate Hutchinsss ...
Now you guys know that I am at war with J.C. Hutchins. Actually, we have a truce at the moment while I deal with Julie Andrew's attack on Siglerism. So that baby-faced bastard had the audacity to take advantage of this Andrews-induced detente and asked me to do a story for his OBSIDIAN/7th SON project. At first, I said "no." Actually, what I said was "you go fuck yourself, J.C. Hutchinsss!" Then, Pope Siglericus piped up with a thought -- the best way to hurt someone is to take what they love most. So, I agreed to provide Hutchinsss with an OBSIDIAN short story in order to steal the spotlight from his whole project. I wrote a real hum-dinger, too. Now you guys know that I would never brag, but this is some of the best short fiction I've written yet. Actually, it's like 9,000 words, so it's a novella.
Now I'm not the only guy helping out with this. Do the names Lafferty, Morris, Nemcoff, Stackpole, and the nipple-pierced felch-monster known as Matt Wallace ring any bells? Enough talk: >click here to learn more about OBSIDIAN.
Will you like my OBSIDIAN story? Well, do you like combinations of:
1. Mutants
2. Insects
3. Violence
4. Finger snippage
5. The FDO™ single-handedly solving all the world's energy problems?
If you like three or more of these things, you are mine.
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Hutchins Trojan
i missed something
is there really a Julie Andrews intrigue or am I just that gullible?
Andrews
And, as I recall Julie sent Scott some chocolates and Scott got sick after eating them. Clearly Julie was trying to off Scott!!!!
“Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time;”
Assassination attempt
Since the FDO got sick right after a book party where her book was right next to his, this was an obvious assassination attempt. The FDO has been keeping a close eye on her ever since.
A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.
Is this going to be a podcast thing?
I can't read or write so it needs to be in the audio format for me. I guess I will follow the link in the post and have my dog dictate it to me so I can find the answer for myself, so nevermind I withdrawl the question. That being said, I can't wait to hear the story(s) ...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected P.S. neeeeed moooreeee CRYPT!
poor dog...
Nate Dogg (#8 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
It's all good
omg i just realized
he said "felch". thats even worse than the cickenscissors
Nate Dogg (#8 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Obsidian
Heard about it previously and can't wait. By the way Scott you've got to get a name like Yoshimoto Nemcoff. That name is way too cool.
“Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time;”
sweet...
this is a good idea
ps your short fiction is your best fiction (other than anscestor)
Nate Dogg (#8 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
i recon the rookie
the rookie was the best (untill nocturnol - there best b a humdinger 4 an ending then rookie will b #2) but i did like redman and kisseyman they have to be made into bigger - longer - more gory books
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?
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