Cash for fans

How many books do you have to sell before you start giving $m's of dollars away to the original OJ's?

 

Free books and stuff is great, but any old punter can get their hands on them.  To feel really appreciated a few folding notes would make us feel really special indeed.

 

And it's your round. 

Sorry, guys!

Nipper's picture
I really have to agree with Hobbit-man on this. Why should we take advantage of Uncle Sigler's generosity? Besides, I've never heard of any greedy schmuck demending pay from an author who had his/her works free in the public library!

Use a large share of the money to get a bigger closet.....

ogreoregon's picture
The FDO needs more space, to create more stuff....remember what happened when he had the terrible closet accident!!
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the BOSS*

Thanks ogreoregon

JP's picture
I had forgotten about that until I read your post, Scott's telling of the incident came to mind and in a flash--I almost spilled my coffee on myself. I love a good laugh!

- Prospice tibi--ut Gallia, to quoque in tres partes dividaris.


No cash for me, thanks

BukaHobbit's picture
Just remember me when you take over the world. I'd like to be appointed as the minister of the Stripper Tracking Directorate (STD).

Only thing that we will

NightHawK's picture
Only thing that we will recieve is the gift of life.

Eh...

Insignificant Blood Splatter's picture

I really think that's a big maybe... 

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."


Ta gotta be Shittin' me

BukaHobbit's picture
Money??  He already gives us pieces of his brain via his audio injections...and you want money?  Anyway, the money he gave us now would be worthless when he takes over and is officially crowned DO. However, make sure you are never late with your tithe to the FDO.

Keep Mrs. FDO Happy!!!!!

SynapticJam's picture

Whatever you do Scott, don't make her angry!!!!  We need you, and she'd drop your ass like a 5buck whore! 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


I think

Pjotr NL's picture

the FDO™ uses all the money he earnes selling his books to use on his quest to take over the world and to give mrs FDO™ some niceties

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


I think...

jtmanis's picture
He said something on twitter about hetting her a special diamond-studded tank.

lol

n8man's picture

true dat...
Nate Dogg (#9 crackhits)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


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