Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!
Posted April 8th, 2008 by s13cybergal
Being I am not a cook I have never seen or needed chicken sissors. Tearing the suckers up by hand works for me. So, I'm cleaning my employer's house today and she's preparing a chicken and mentioned that her chicken sissors don't work any more and she has to use a knife. OMG I thought she had a small pair of PRUNING SHEERS kept clean for kitchen use. OMG. Oh, the pain and grossness of it all. I almost picked up the chicken sissors crying out "Chicken Sissors" while running through the house. I value my job, so I didn't make a sound or move....Darn, that is really radical surgery on a very tender area. Yikes!...s13cybergal
Just think
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
there already dead
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Come on now...
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
LMAO!
"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert
when i saw Sigler's picture with the chicken scissors
i just about flipped out.
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
a saw will wrk just as well
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?
they're only going to walk off a cliff.
a saw really....really
A SAW NO NO NO NO NO NO would you want to saw back and forth back and forth a good 10 to 20 times to d ball yourself OOOORRRR one big snipper
TEXANS unite bring the dark overlord to his true home
why would you want to d ball yourself in the first place
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Just my opinion, but
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
What are you guys referring to?
Raisins, balls, gnads? I vaguely remember something like that. Whats that up on that shelf?
[brood en brood met brood tussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!
that is why I don't
especially like using the term "raisin".
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
The obsession with poultry shears
Oh yes.... you just wait...
Be careful whilst browsing around... Avoid Spoilers at all costs! Wait for it.........
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (ain't I special)
well
I am a Chef and when I heard it I instantly had visions and I felt sympathy pain (you know like when someone gets kicked in the cojones on tv or something)
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
When the story comes home...
It just makes the emotional impact that much greater...
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
feel the itch
-hear the voices
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
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hehehehe
-yeeeeeouch
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