INFECTED COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My homage to the great Siglerissimo is complete! WHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

mmmm cookies

redhedtexan's picture

 mm blue lil funky triangle treats

 

 

TEXANS unite bring the dark overlord to his true home


I'm suprised, JP

n8man's picture

you haven't said anything here yet
Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


I'm not going to.

JP's picture
Just like treed isn't going to post any comments in the political threat. Soooo, while I'm not posting here... Nate, I'm sure those cookies are good but most of us stopped falling for the Play-doh cookies a long time ago. Nice try. Put it away and wash your hands like a good boy. See, I'm not posting here. Like treed.

- Prospice tibi--ut Gallia, to quoque in tres partes dividaris.


"humm" Indeed. What with it

Coyote's picture
"humm" Indeed. What with it being April Fool's, I wouldn't touch free cookies from a stranger with a 10 foot pole. Even infected cookies.

Or even with an infected pole!

JP's picture
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- Prospice tibi--ut Gallia, to quoque in tres partes dividaris.


I want cookies

scottsigler's picture
Now I'm very interested in baking. Let's go, I don't have all day ...

Sorry i've been busy all

n8man's picture

Sorry i've been busy all day... I just dyed some sugar cookies blue and made some into triangles and some into the eyes with triangle irises. 

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Sounds good

BarbaraJ's picture

Do they come with chicken scissors?
Tastes Like Chicken


COOKIES!

n8man's picture
http://www.flickr.com/photos/24900302@N03/2351274623/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/24900302@N03/2351280775/

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Bake sale?

Wolf's picture

They actually do look pretty good. You oughta sell em in front of B&N on April 1st! 

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


I was gonna give them away

n8man's picture
I was gonna give them away to promote the book but i doubt they would go for that since they have a bakery...

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


I dunno....

Wolf's picture

Free cookie right away or wait in line for 45 minutes to pay $2.75 for a fucking scone.....

hmmmm 

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


RE: Cookies

Illuminati_Neal's picture
mmm.... tasty

NOICE!

scottsigler's picture
Dude that's awesome. I hope they were tasty. I also hope the reproduced in your digestive tract, and now you're well on your way to utter insanity.

oh they were tasty... now

n8man's picture

oh they were tasty... now thats a nice thought... infect people with cookies!
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


infect people with cookies

Wolf's picture

We did it with brownies in my day 

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


I don't know if sigler

n8man's picture
would be happy with me distributing a drug other than his :p

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Ohhhh, so worth it then.

BarbaraJ's picture

Scott,
Email me at knibblet at gmail dot com. I'd love to bake you some fine and excellent cookies. And since I'm a completely awesome baker, you'll even enjoy them. *note to self: blue food coloring*
Tastes Like Chicken


Are you insinuating that I

n8man's picture
Are you insinuating that I am not an excellent baker? by the way, props to the ogre for this idea!

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Never!

BarbaraJ's picture
I apologize for any offense inadvertently given.  It was never my intent to cast aspersions upon your baking skills.  Shall we trade recipes?
Tastes Like Chicken

Sure.

n8man's picture
I used sugar cookie mix and frosting. I knew making them from scratch would be hard. Oh btw if u do intend to make cutoutable cookies from a mix make sure you use the "cutout cookies" instructions. I didn't and it didnt work to well... but in the end they turned out ok. I'd like to hear your recipe, though.

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


LMAO

treed's picture

not that funny?

n8man's picture
i guess ur just starved from lack of siglerness

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


Thank you, and you did a good job!!! they're LOOKING at you

ogreoregon's picture
Is it hard to eat them when they look at you? Did your friends and family freak out?
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the BOSS*

They're supa-freaky!

n8man's picture

My immeadiate family's semi-aware of my sigler addiction, so they weren't all that shocked. But i'm going to sick them on some unsuspecting victims at my next family gathering! BUHWAHAHA!!!!
But seriously, mad props my G. I'd like to see if you could maybe make some a little better. As a male, baking cookies ain't really my greatest skill...

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


one of the best cookie bakers I knew was my Grandpa!

ogreoregon's picture

He was raised in a poor farming family. they were Swedish and they adopted him as a baby.  I think he learned a lot from his Swedish mother. Being farmers, they raised their own fruit and veggies, beef, pork and chickens so they did lots of canning and baking.  They were poor but never went hungry. He said there were times that he didn't have shoes, but he always had a pocket full of cookies. Even as an old man in a wheelchair,  he would bake his favorite breads and cookies.  I guess the point of this is that it's not gender based, some people just love  to bake cookies!! 


I'm not saying males can't bake,

n8man's picture
I'm just saying i'm not great at it.

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


that reminds me of a trivia question.....

ogreoregon's picture
 Who said:  " you should not drink and bake", and what movie was it from?
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the BOSS*

Ahnuld

Wolf's picture

"Raw deal" 

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


Isn't that the funniest thing he's ever said in a movie?

ogreoregon's picture

I love that quote and wish the world rememerd it.  I'm sure it has saved millions frm having a terrible baking accident.

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*


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