Mid-week news: Submit INFECTED to Booklamp.org, Scott slammed in blog

Posted March 19th, 2008 by scottsigler
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Booklamp.org is a new site that promises to help you pick books you will like, based on a statistcal word analysis of books you already like. Watch the video on the site, this sounds like something all book lovers would just adore. It's beta, they only have a couple of hundred books in there, but see if you dig it, and while you're at it submit INFECTED as the next book they will put into the database. On the submission form, you want to include INFECTED's ISBN number of 0307406105.

Apparently you Junkies aren't the only ones who rip on General Siglerisimo. Do I walk around with a sign on my forehead that says "fuck with me?" Check out this blog post from writer Jeff Vandermeer. Now before you freak out on him, I accosted Jeff after seeing this and he seems like a good guy - very much in the "I like to give people shit" Junkie mode of thinking. He also gave INFECTED some big-time cover play in his blog, which is really great. However, it looks like Jeff can take as well as he gives (as you can see by the comments), so feel free to leave a comment and say "hi."

Here's a quote from Jeff's blog post: "The author photo makes me really hate this guy. I get the feeling he’s actually about five-two and wears thick-rimmed glasses. But in the photo he looks like he’s gonna come in the window and beat the living shit out of me and my family, steal our stuff, and piss on the welcome mat."

I visited Jeff's blog and felt compelled to leave him a warning.

ogreoregon's picture
On March 22nd, 2008 ogreoregon says:
  I realized my mistake too late.....I should have bragged on the Sigler a little, but to my horror I ended up.... and I can't belive I did this... I ended up leaving him a warning to be careful and watch out for Sigler....and, yes, I am prepared to by a new welcome mat in case Scott finds out what I did.
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the BOSS*

I hope I was not TOO hard on him ....

Dr Strangematter's picture
On March 19th, 2008 Dr Strangematter says:

THE FOLLOWING IS A COPY/PASTE of a post on Mr. VandSmeer's "blog"-thingy I mean just in case it gets deleted on accident ... and Uh who uh ever happened to post .... uh post it ... yea! hmmm not too sure who that uh was anyway ....:QUOTE :"Now I know for certain that the opinions of Mr. VanderSmeer and Matt Fallace are important because they LISTEN. They listen to what is being said and give out only the purest of unbiased opinions.
"told ya’ to be prepared for a junkie invasion"- Well said ! Must have missed that one.
http://www.scottsigler.com/node/953

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41v44SfH3RL._SS500_.jpg

http://www.podiobooks.com/title/infected
 
http://www.amazon.com/Infected-Novel-Scott-Sigler/dp/0307406105/ref=pd_b...

"come in the window and beat the living shit out of me and my family, steal our stuff, and piss on the welcome mat" ...please?....ok on our way! :)

( view represented here are not directly affiliated with http://www.scottsigler.com/ you should probably just go to http://www.scottsigler.com/ and see what all this crap is about at http://www.scottsigler.com/ you will most likely enjoy it , "it" being the stories of S C O T T  S I G L E R @ http://www.scottsigler.com/)

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. ":END QUOTE

"... If you are easily offended , then turn it off now puussssyyyy!!!" - Scott Sigler


STILL there - w00t!

Dr Strangematter's picture
On March 20th, 2008 Dr Strangematter says:

I can not believe I forgot that link - I am so ashamed - but I went back and fixed it :) and the original post is still there ! yay. Suppose I could have used Dr Strangematter , I figured it would have just been wiped out right off. hehe (Couple of those people over there are pretty funny.)

 LONG LIVE OVERLORD SIGLER !

"... If you are easily offended , then turn it off now puussssyyyy!!!" - Scott Sigler


Slacker!

Wolf's picture
On March 20th, 2008 Wolf says:

You forgot to mention www.InfectedNovel.com

Now keep going back until you get it right!!

BTW, your post has been up for over 15 hours. Impressive. Mine first one didn't stay on for more than 8. 

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


Awww damn!

Dr Strangematter's picture
On March 19th, 2008 Dr Strangematter says:

I stopped by and totally forgot to say "hi" ! oh and I searched for "infected novel" on Amazon , Barnes and Noble , and Borders a few times  - w00t!Thing is , they all have it listed as "FICTION" - someone should probably correct them on that mistake!

"... If you are easily offended , then turn it off now puussssyyyy!!!" - Scott Sigler


a better idea would be to

n8man's picture
On March 19th, 2008 n8man says:

a better idea would be to have everyone search "infected novel" 1000000 times on yahoo so it shows up in the top ten. thats wat i did for mike huckabee. 

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


He wasn't Scared...

maebreakall's picture
On March 19th, 2008 maebreakall says:

Of a Derby Queen comin after him... y'all think i'm scary, right?

"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ Scott Sigler


Yes very scary

wallerdad's picture
On March 20th, 2008 wallerdad says:

Now please keep the chicken scissors away 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

protect your family jewels..

treed's picture
On March 20th, 2008 treed says:

-oh wait a second, considering the safety and health of the larger gene pool, maybe you shouldn't (and that goes for mumo00 also)
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Luckily, or "unluckily?"

SynapticJam's picture
On March 20th, 2008 SynapticJam says:

I already finished by business in the gene pool prior to becoming a junkie...   

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


Me Too

wallerdad's picture
On March 20th, 2008 wallerdad says:

I've already spread my seed, can't spread no more

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

Twittered to Scott:

w_nightshade's picture
On March 19th, 2008 w_nightshade says:
Obviously, this guy doesn't get your angle. Your photo will, in fact, climb out of the book and beat the shit out of him. [I think, therefore I'm right. -Hugo Rune]

And I quote...But in the

K_Mc's picture
On March 20th, 2008 K_Mc says:

And I quote...

But in the photo he looks like he’s gonna come in the window and beat the living shit out of me and my family, steal our stuff, and piss on the welcome mat:

Like he wouldn't.... that's why he's the dark overlord... DOH 

Stalking Quentin Barnes...


Address Please

GaryZero's picture
On March 19th, 2008 GaryZero says:

Where does he live maybe he needs a visit?

It's better to burn out, than to fade away. -Kurgan


More VanderSmeer

Wolf's picture
On March 19th, 2008 Wolf says:

 http://www.jeffvandermeer.com/2008/03/18/scott-siglerisinmyhouse/#comment-8595

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"

BTW; Whatever you do, DON'T go to

this blog post and call him VanderSmeer. Apparently, he takes offense to it and will delete yout post within a few minutes. I repeat, DO NOT call him VanderSmeer. Really. Don't. He hates it. Don't do it. You'll just be wasting your time. So don't call him VanderSmeer when you post a link to www.scottsigler.com or www.infectedNovel.com . I'm telling, don't.

 

But then, who am I to tell you what to do?


Junkie Reviewer

wiredpig's picture
On March 19th, 2008 wiredpig says:

Always good to get a reviewer who has the Junkie mentality! 

 

Wired Pig
Married, again, with 5 daughters... Scott has NO idea what true horror is.
Twitter: WiredPig
Blog: http://blog.wiredpig.us


Done and Doner

The Supreme Narutard's picture
On March 19th, 2008 The Supreme Narutard says:

your amazing work of literature has been submited! 

 

By the way, Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


Awesome exposure Scott...

SynapticJam's picture
On March 19th, 2008 SynapticJam says:

Glad to see the world beginning to wake up.  We'll push through the release date with you all the way... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


This guy's dead on!

Seth Harwood's picture
On March 19th, 2008 Seth Harwood says:
Just from the quote you've got here, I think this guy's got you about 100%. I mean, you don't wear the glasses at home, but you are 5'2" and want to kick everyone's ass!

That's why God invented shivs ...

scottsigler's picture
On March 19th, 2008 scottsigler says:
Listen, I can find a piece of metal in the yard, sneak it to my buddy Pig-Face Stan and he will sharpen that bad boy into a niiiiiiice shiv. In a stand-up fight, you can avoid the big guy, but you never see the little bastards coming ...

Seth Harwood...

tsolo888's picture
On March 19th, 2008 tsolo888 says:
why does that name ring a bell? 

 

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


went to both places

treed's picture
On March 19th, 2008 treed says:

-added a comment to the blog (I suggest all you fellow damned dirty junkies do the same, help spred the infection) and requested infected
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Done and Done

tsolo888's picture
On March 19th, 2008 tsolo888 says:

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"

Click here to Digg Infected ->

Ditto

Wolf's picture
On March 19th, 2008 Wolf says:

Still wondering if he ever actually read the fucking book!?!

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


Oops

Astral Guardian's picture
On March 19th, 2008 Astral Guardian says:

Was I supposed to say "Hi" and that's it? Damn. I really "got to have discipline" when it comes to this stuff. (For anyone wanting to know what I said, read my comment in the blog post.)


You've got to give the guy

On March 19th, 2008 Paul Anderson (not verified) says:
You've got to give the guy that Scott - you DO look like you're gonna beat the living shit out of someone, steal their stuff and then piss on the welcome matt!

True

scottsigler's picture
On March 19th, 2008 scottsigler says:
How the hell do you think I supplement my income? I do all of the above, then take wallets and jewelry. It's the thug life for me, yo.

THUG LIFE!!

The Supreme Narutard's picture
On March 19th, 2008 The Supreme Narutard says:
By the way, Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

No welcome mat

Wolf's picture
On March 19th, 2008 Wolf says:

But feel free to piss on the dog. I owe him.

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


That's it

Astral Guardian's picture
On March 19th, 2008 Astral Guardian says:

Your theme could be "All Eyes On Me" lmao. Hey, you're the one who mentioned "thug life".


Done

wallerdad's picture
On March 19th, 2008 wallerdad says:

I've signed up for Booklamp.org and requested Infected.

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

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