Mystery Case: From Julie Andrews?

Mystery CaseWhat the hell? I got a DVD in the mail telling me to shake my ass down to a warehouse in San Francisco and pick up a "mystery case." Now this is not to be confused with the "mystery meat" that was served to me back in the school lunch days, nor the "mystery date" I went on a few weeks back (more on that later — much later, as in, after the statute of limitations has run out).

I am concerned. On April 1, 2008, the day INFECTED came out, I spent the entire day vomiting the stomach lining out of my body with such force that it broke a window and cripled a small dog three stories below. I’m talking "someone, please, get a gun and shoot me" sick, caused by some tainted almond rocha candies delivered by one Julie Andrews. Andrews, the proponent of all things good in the world, wanted to stop me, the Icon of Evil™, from having a successful book launch. 

So, now there is this case … and the CONTAGIOUS launch is but four weeks away … I wonder …

If you’ll notice, my first hardcover copy of CONTAGIOUS has fully mounted the Julie Andrews case and is humping away. Anyway, the case is locked. I have to post this picture to get a code to enter a forum to do the hustle, or something, which will give me the code to open it, so here is the picture.

Bring it, Juile Andrews, because this time, the FDO™ strikes back. 

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  1. Twowire

    I dont know about the case combo

     but once in the Armacham site and you get to system screen. Go to the email system and the Personal profile Pic email it has an attachment that has the password (AF2NGIC) to enter the My Profile option under Personal tab. Once in my profile a couple of thing happen a chat window pops up and you will get a new email. Under the Technology tab you will find a EPA Bunker selection. The password to enter that is "fearalma". You will see a short demo and have access to what seems to be a a weaponized Human exoskeleton armor. But poke around all over the site, lots of easter eggs!

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

  2. redhedtexan

    i told him the combo…

    hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                        rodney carigton

  3. Gmork

    Need to know!

    Sigler…I know you’ve been busy pumping out crack like Walmart pumps out low priced bargins, but I need to know what’s in the case.  J.C. Hutchins just got his code to open his case: http://tinyurl.com/67pcu7

    …where’s yours?  WTF??

    _______________________________________

    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

  4. redhedtexan

    woo hoo gett it girl

    hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                        rodney carigton

  5. David2SLY

    They had the same looking case sent to them at Kotaku.com

    They got the code to open the case today. Held information pertaining to the F.E.A.R. 2 video game. A special event being held in NYC for it. Someone on the marketing team must be a junkie…

  6. n8man

    Shouldn’t Gman be making that reference?

    (Oh, wait… He changed his signature…)
    Nate Dogg… The only signature I need is my fist.

  7. Twowire

    Hmmm?

    Yes, JC Hutchinsssss has been saying "The world needs the 33" alot lately and it is a super secret project. But are they connected? Maybe thats why JC has just now registered after all this time…..Hmmm?

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

  8. Pam1374

    Suspicious…

    Did anyone else notice that the "mystery DVD" that accompanied the letter in that youtube video looked a LOT like JC Hutchins.  Maybe Scott is one of The 33.

  9. JP

    Gmork, you rock.

    What a fun flick. Do you remember this quote from Simon: “I’m a soldier, not a monster. Even though I sometimes work for monsters.”

     

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

  10. MuchAdo

    Seth Harwood

    I think we should blame the case on Seth Harwood.  He does live in the SF area and could have access to the warehouse.  After all, he has been known to pal around with some evil er, I mean, rather unique characters.

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

  11. MuchAdo

    Red

    I’m certainly hoping to come to Dallas.  I have to make sure I can get off of work first.

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

  12. Runeix

    what could it be

    well im guessing if multiple people got one. then its a trailhead for an ARG. im surpirised that there are no clues to opening it tho

  13. redhedtexan

    are you coming to dallas muchado??

    hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                        rodney carigton

  14. JP

    As I recall

    a while back, Hutchinsss received a mystery package. It wasn’t a briefcase though. Could this be some sort of failed copy-cat deal? From the picture, it looks like the lock only has three dials. If you don’t already have the combo in hand, just pick it. You’d be surprised how easy those little locks are.

     

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

  15. Scott

    Pre-order away

    If it’s from one of the biggies, like Borders, B&N or anyone on the pre-order page, they report to the NY Times list. So, your pre-order will count towards world domination.

  16. redhedtexan

    or 417

    hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                        rodney carigton

  17. redhedtexan

    hhhmmmmm the combo is 269…

      it takes two to sixty nine

    hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                        rodney carigton

  18. MuchAdo

    Weird

    I tried to pull up this page and kept getting error messages.  I do believe Miss Mary Poppins is trying to sabotage your communication lines with your army of Junkies!!!!!!

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

  19. BK1

    Question.

     Are we better off pre ordering or waiting till it comes out to boost NY Times Best seller list?

     

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  20. BarbaraJ

    Gas Mask Cookies

    I gotta figure out how to make gas mask cookies?  What the Fuck, Sigler.  Think of your baking junkees when picking out cover art.
    Fucking Gas Mask Cookies for Fuck’s Sake.
    Okay, I’ll get it figured.  Look for cookies on book day.
    Tastes Like Chicken

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